‘House of Cards,’ ‘Fear the Walking Dead,’ the finale of ‘The Leftovers’ and everything else you don’t want to miss on TV this week.

MONDAY

Still Star-Crossed: This is a sequel to “Romeo and Juliet” because THAT needed to happen. Series premiere. 8 p.m,, ABC

Lucifer: Season finale. 8 p.m., Fox

Searching for Neverland: Michael Jackson’s story as told by his bodyguards. 7 p.m., Lifetime

TUESDAY

The Americans: TOO REAL. Season finale. 9 p.m., FX

House of Cards: TOO REAL. Fifth season. Netflix

World of Dance: Jennifer Lopez thinks she can come in here and be the new Mary Murphy. THINK AGAIN, J.LO. Series premiere. 9 p.m., NBC

America’s Got Talent: Tyra is your new Nick Carter. Season premiere. 7 p.m., NBC

Animal Kingdom: The sexy surf crooks are back. Season two premiere. 8 p.m., TNT

Prison Break: Season finale. 8 p.m., Fox

WEDNESDAY

The Carmichael Show: The daringly topical comedy returns with a conflict over sexual assault. Ha? One-hour season premiere. 8 p.m., NBC

The F Word: Someone thought it was a good idea to give Gordon Ramsay a live cooking competition. What could go fucking wrong? Series premiere. 8 p.m., Fox

Masterchef: Also, this is back. Season premiere. 7 p.m., Fox

THURSDAY

Nashville: Something something history homework. Midseason premiere. 8 p.m., CMT

The Amazing Race: The race ends at Wrigley Field. 9 p.m., CBS

FRIDAY

Flaked: Chip returns to a Venice that is NOT HAPPY with him in season two. Netflix

The 76th Annual Peabody Awards: The only awards that are worth a damn. 9 p.m., PBS

Breakin’ 2: Electric Boogaloo: The greatest sequel title ever. 7:17 p.m., Starz Family

SATURDAY

The Son: Season finale. 8 p.m, AMC

Rushmore: Houston, represent. 6:55 p.m., HBO2

Shaun of the Dead: One should watch this movie once a year for their own mental acuity. 8 p.m., TMC

SUNDAY

The Leftovers: The best show on television ends tonight. WELL, NOW WHAT. Series finale. 8 p.m., HBO

Fear the Walking Dead: Border politics. Season premiere. 8 p.m., AMC

American Ninja Warrior: USA vs. the World: Thanks, Trump. 7 p.m., NBC

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