MONDAY
The Bachelor: Nick makes his final choice. No one wins. Season finale. 7 p.m., ABC
Cries from Syria: A documentary about the civil war and crisis in Syria, narrated by Helen Mirren. 9 p.m., HBO
TUESDAY
This Is Us: Will we be tricked into crying like babies? Definitely. Season finale. 8 p.m., NBC
Trial & Error: Think Making a Murderer meets Parks and Recreation. One-hour series premiere. 9 p.m., NBC
The Real O’Neals: Is Vice Principal Murray going to propose to Eileen? Season (possibly series) finale. 8:30 p.m., ABC
WEDNESDAY
Workaholics: Time to say your goodbyes. Series finale. 9 p.m., Comedy
Lethal Weapon: Season finale. 7 p.m., Fox
Star: Season finale already! 8 p.m., Fox
THURSDAY
Review with Forrest MacNeil: The darkest show about reviewing things is back for its final season. Five stars! Season premiere. 9 p.m., Comedy
Snatch: A reboot of the Guy Ritchie crime caper, this time with 100% more Ron Weasley. Series premiere. Crackle
FRIDAY
Marvel’s Iron Fist: A white guy knows kung-fu in the most novel plot in the entire world. Series premiere. Netflix
The Originals: Now your only source of CW vampires. Season premiere. 7 p.m. The CW
Leprechaun marathon: What better way to celebrate St. Patrick’s Day than by watching literally every Leprechaun movie made, including Leprechaun 4: In Space. It begins at 6 a.m., but don’t worry, it starts again at 4, so. Syfy
SATURDAY
Attack of the Lederhosen Zombies: I mean. 7 p.m., Showtime Beyond
Mean Girls: Or you could watch something actually good. 8 p.m., Bravo
SUNDAY
The Circus: The political series is back just in time to report the shitshow that is our President. Season premiere. 7 p.m., Showtime
Into the Badlands: Sunny has a new foe. Season premiere. 9 p.m., AMC
The Karate Kid marathon: Wax on, wax off. 6 p.m., Sundance
