House of the Dragon
“We Light the Way”
September 18, 2022V3122
CRIME HOODIES! UXORICIDE! MOTION SICKNESS! STRAINED MEWATERFOWLOUT WATERFOWL! THE COLOR GREEN! AND ANOTHER HAPPY WESTEROSI WEDDING!
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House of the Dragon
“King of the Narrow Sea”
September 11, 2022
BADASS PRETEENS! CONTROVERSIAL HAIRCUTS! FUN DRAGTIMES! ORGIES! FUN SEXYTIMES! Less fun sexytimes. GOSSIP! BANISHMENTS! THE CATSPAW! AND DEHANDINGS!
House of the Dragon
“Second of His Name”
September 4, 2022
PRINCELINGS! ROYAL BIRTHDAY PARTIES WITH A HUNTING THEME! WHITE STAGS! FERAL BOARS! BLOODY PRINCESSES! DISEMBOWELED PIRATES! AND CAKE-EATING PUGS OF THE COURT!
House of the Dragon
“The Rogue Prince”
August 28, 2022
CRABFEEDER! SCARY 15-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTERS! 12-YEAR-OLDS IN PARTY CITY WIGS! MAGGOT FINGERS! EGGNAPPINGS! AND SURPRISE ENGAGEMENTS WITH A 30-YEAR AGE DIFFERENCE!
House of the Dragon
“The Heirs of the Dragon”
August 21, 2022
TARGARYENS! DRAGONS! HIGH VALRYIAN! BEHEADINGS! TOURNAMENTS! WHORES! BIRTHS! DEATHS! FUNERALS! GIVING THE FINGER TO THE PATRIARCHY! AND THIS IS JUST THE FIRST HOUR!