Is John Oliver about to become a ‘General Hospital’ star?

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Here’s A BUNCH OF TV News

Stephen A. Smith gives John Oliver some soap opera acting advice: 

 

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And General Hospital responded in the comments: “We may have just the part for him. Our DMs are open.” MAKE THIS HAPPEN.

Someone is probably about to be fired for CBS Evening News‘ dismal ratings, but not the right person.

California, New York, Colorado, Illinois, Oregon, North Carolina, Connecticut, and Virginia are suing to prevent Nexstar’s merger with Tegna, which would give the company 265 local TV stations, covering 80% of the country. Good.

Pete Hegseth is screaming at the news media again. 

Hulu is responding to Sarah Michelle Gellar’s accusations that the Buffy revival was killed by an executive who wasn’t a fan of the original series, by blaming Chloe Zhao’s directing, the show being “too young,” and there not being enough Buffy Summers in the pilot episode instead. Reportedly, Hulu/Disney, which owns the Buffy IP, has hopes that they might be able to try again, but considering how much they have clearly pissed Gellar off, it’s unlikely she’ll return.

Speaking of Gellar, she urges fans not to read the leaked Buffy pilot script, noting that pilot episodes are works in progress and don’t reflect what the final product will look like.

A former Bachelorette producer predicts that the current producers will try to spin their casting of Taylor Frankie Paul (whom they clearly knew was a mess) as trying to help her “turn her life around.” This is very plausible.

Paul is out here trying to pretend that we haven’t all been spoiled as to the end of her season of The Bachelorette by the revelation that she was back with her baby daddy (and allegedly beating him up) as of three weeks ago. Ma’am. Look, you might end up giving someone the “final rose,” but it’s clear that whoever that is — if it’s anyone — is no longer in your life, so.

Don’t put Shia LaBeouf on Demi Lovato’s Disney Mount Rushmore. 

Netflix wants you to believe that they don’t repeat plot points so that distracted audiences know what’s going on. OK.

Netflix also wants you to know they are still in the Meghan and Harry business. OK.

This isn’t TV-related, but if you are not aware of the delight that is the Afroman trial, please, please enjoy.

Well, I hate this.

Saturday Night Live has created a new short-form series, “The Rundown,” in which cast members pick their favorite bits to create the “perfect” SNL episode. First up, Colin Jost with the Cold Open:

Renewals

  • Impractical Jokers has been renewed for a 13th season on TBS.
  • Neighbors has been renewed for a second season on HBO.
  • Patience has been renewed for a third season on Channel 4 and is expected to be renewed at PBS.

Cancellations

In Development

  • Uncorked, a romantic comedy series set in Napa Valley from Darren Star, has been ordered at Netflix.
  • The Cackling of the Dodos, a film directed by Jason Bateman, and starring Woody Harrelson and Sam Rockwell, has been announced at Netflix.
  • The Game of Life is being turned into a movie at Amazon MGM.

Casting News

Mark Your Calendars

  • Lord of the Flies will premiere on Netflix on May 4.
  • This Is a Gardening Show premieres on Netflix on April 22.
  • Conspiracies & Coverups premieres on Discovery Channel on April 1.
  • Homicide Hunter: American Detective with Joe Kenda returns on ID on April 15.
  • On the Case with Paula Zahn returns on ID on April 15.
  • Martin Scorsese Presents: The Saints returns on Fox Nation on March 27.
  • Sheng Wang: Purple will debut on Netflix on April 7.
  • At Home with the Furys returns on Netflix on April 12.
  • The Chestnut Man: Hide and Seek will debut on Netflix on May 7.
  • The Law According to Lidia Poet returns on Netflix on April 15.

R.I.P.

Eric Overmyer, TV writer-producer who was a co-creator of Bosch, and who worked on Homicide: Life on the Street, Law & Order, The Wire, Treme, and St. Elsewhere

Sam Semon, Former executive at Amazon MGM, and NBCUniversal

Jordan Wright, Reality TV star on The Only Way is Essex and Ex on the Beach

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Beauty in Black: Second season finale. Netflix

March Madness: Yay, college sportsball. 6 p.m., CBS

Wuthering Heights: No, not the new one, the 1939 one starring Laurence Olivier. 7:08 p.m., HBO Movies West

Late Night:

  • The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: Johnny Knoxville, Dwyane Wade, Jill Scott
  • Late Night with Seth Meyers: Anya Taylor-Joy, Shawn Hatosy
  • Jimmy Kimmel Live: Robert Pattinson, Sarah Shahi, Tedeschi Trucks Band
  • The Daily Show: Rebecca Traister, host Jordan Klepper
  • Watch What Happens Live: Dorit Kemsley, Sarah Michelle Gellar
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