Pete Hegseth is salivating over the upcoming enshittification of CNN


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Here’s A BUNCH OF TV News

Pete Hegseth is literally saying the quiet part out loud:

At a press briefing Friday, Hegseth claimed that a CNN report saying the Trump administration “underestimated the Iran war’s impact on the Strait of Hormuz” was “fake news.”

“The sooner David Ellison takes over that network, the better,” Hegseth said at the briefing.

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Also, Pete Hegseth is a prissy little baby who is bad at his job.

The Teamsters are real mad about the Paramount/Warner Bros. thing. Hey, you know whose Department of Justice might have taken a serious look at this? The lady you didn’t endorse, that’s who.

Nick Offerman has some thoughts about Dennis Quaid’s MAGA turn.

Team Zendaya.

Euphoria’s composer, Labrinth, is pissed at the show and his record label for some reason.

 

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Some long-lost Doctor Who episodes from the third series have been found and restored and will be uploaded to BBC iPlayer soon.

Prime Video is raising its prices on the ad-free tier. 

Zach Braff would like you to know he’s not dating a chatbot.

Is The Lowdown a comedy?

I’m old enough to remember Seth MacFarlane saying that there probably wouldn’t be any more Ted earlier this week.

I need Will Forte’s Mom Has a Sketch Show on my TV RIGHT NOW. Genuinely, the best idea ever.

I can’t wait to see what she wears to the Oscars on Sunday.

I don’t want an AI Andy; I want water in my state.

This isn’t about TV, but President Florsheim making his cabinet wear ugly, ill-fitting, cheap shoes is objectively very funny.

Renewals

Cancellations

In Development

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Mark Your Calendar

NBC has set their summer premiere dates:

  • America’s Got Talent on June 2.
  • Password on June 2.
  • Surviving Earth on June 4.
  • American Ninja Warrior on June 8.
  • The Wall on August 19.

 

  • The Vampire Lestat will premiere on AMC on June 7.
  • Something Very Bad Is Going to Happen will debut on Netflix on March 26.
  • Pizza Movie will debut on Hulu on April 3.
  • Temptation Island returns on Netflix on April 10.
  • Love Overboard premieres on Hulu on March 26.
  • FBI True will return on Paramount+ on March 31.

R.I.P.

Ernie Anastos, New York City television anchor for many years

 

WATCH THIS

FRIDAY

Celebrity Jeopardy! All Stars: Season premiere. ABC

Dynasty: The Murdochs: It’s like Succession, but for reals. Premiere. Netflix

Not Without Hope: Josh Duhmel and Zachary Levistar in this film based on a 2009 boating incident that left two NFL players dead. Paramount+

SATURDAY

Saturday Night Live: Harry Styles. 10:30 p.m., NBC

The Madison: Michelle Pfeiffer and Kurt Russell star in this new Taylor Sheridan series about the Clyburn family, who move from Manhattan to the wilds of Montana. Series premiere. Paramount+

The Outsiders: Stay goldenPonyboyoy. 9 p.m., Sundance

SUNDAY

The Oscars: Conan O’Brien hosts. 6 p.m., ABC Red Carpet coverage begins on E! at 1 pm., (but really around 3 p.m.)

The Bachelorette: Before the First Rose: ~cries~ Following the Oscars, ABC

FRI. 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30
ABC Celebrity Wheel of Fortune
(new)
20/20
CBS Sheriff Country
(new)
Fire Country
(new)
Boston Blue
(new)
CW ABBA: Against the Odds News/Local
FOX 2026 World Baseball Classic
(live)
Local
NBC Happy’s Place
(new)
Stumble
(new)
Dateline


SAT. 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30
ABC NBA Basketball
(live)
News/Local
CBS CBS News Things That Matter
(live)
48 Hours 48 Hours News/Local
FOX 2026 World Baseball Classic
(live)
News/Local
NBC 2026 Milan Cortina Paralympics
(live)
News/
Local
Saturday Night Live
(repeat)


SUN. 6:00 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30
ABC The Oscar
(live)
The Bachelorette: Before the First Rose
(new)
CBS 60 Minutes Marshals
(new)
Tracker
(new)
Watson
(new)
The CW Penn & Teller: Fool Us
(repeat)
Penn & Teller: Fool Us
(repeat)
Penn & Teller: Fool Us
(repeat)
Local/News
FOX Next Level Chef
(repeat)
Family Guy
(new)
Universal Basic Guys
(new)
American Dad
(new)
Family Guy
(new)
Local/News
NBC NBA Basketball
(live)

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