Candace Cameron Bure was invited to a “demonic sex party,” and I have questions.

Innocent of all charges.

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Here’s A BUNCH OF TV News

Upon winning American Idol, Kelly Clarkson received neither $1 million nor a car. Which is some straight-up bullshit.

Kathie Lee Gifford was very busy saying some questionable things recently.

In an attempt to rehabilitate her image, fired HGTV host Nicole Curtis went on The Breakfast Club this morning to try to explain her saying “fart n-word” on tape. It did not go well.

The person who invited Candace Cameron Bure to a “demonic” sex party is my new hero, and I would listen to a 10-part podcast about the whole thing. In other news, “Candace Cameron Bure Demonic Sex Party” is the title of my upcoming experimental noise music album.

 

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(That’s not true, I want to know everything. I have pages of questions.)

Matthew Fox says he left the business after Lost to spend more time with his family, which is Actor Speak for “I fell off the wagon and assaulted a bus driver this one time.”

Mo’Nique is still mad at Whoopi Goldberg for something she said eight years ago.

Hot Ones is killing late-night.

Andy Richter and Conan O’Brien are teaming up at the Oscars. 

Lindy West, whose memoir was turned into the Hulu series Shrill, opened up about how disconcerting it is to have one’s life be reprocessed into a TV series.

David Ellison visited his new acquisition, Warner Bros., and no one was happy.

Tom Cruise had a long relationship with Paramount until David Ellison’s Skydance acquired it in 2024. At that point, Cruise signed a “strategic partnership” with Warner Bros. How’s that going for you, Tommy? Oh, you’re now filming a promo for Paramount Pictures? Huh.

David Zaslav is getting the last laugh.

“Next Season on David Ellison’s The Pitt

Renewals

In Development

Casting News

Mark Your Calendars

  • Man on Fire premieres on Netflix on April 30.
  • The Hawk will debut on Netflix this summer.
  • Hannah Montana: 20th Anniversary will debut on Disney+ on March 24.
  • Expedition Files will return on Discovery on April 1.
  • Eva Longoria: Searching for France will premiere on CNN on April 12.
  • #SKYKING will premiere on Hulu on April 14.
  • Color Theories will debut on HBO on March 27.
  • Is This Thing On? will begin streaming on Hulu on March 20.
  • Anaconda will premiere on Netflix on March 25.

R.I.P.

Matt Snell, Former NFL player and Super Bowl champion

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