The joke’s gonna be on her when she comes home to find a whole barn full of tiny birthday candles.
@thesuppletoaster The saga continues… and many questions yet to be answered… will she hatch a #candle … are the #goose #eggs eggslly fertile… will I be out the 200 bucks I wasted on supposedly fertile goose eggs?! … only time will tell…. #petgoose #sillygoose #mama #gosling #ducklings #duck #ducksoftiktok #geeseoftiktok #geese #homestead #homesteading #homesteadtoktok #farmlife #farmtok #farm #goats #goatsoftiktok #babygoat #citronella #chicken #babychicks
Here’s A BUNCH OF TV News
Netflix is out here claiming they have more than 94 million users on their ad-supported tier, and “more 18-34 year old ad-supported users than any broadcast or cable network.” And this, friends, is why the networks are leaning so hard on sports and game shows for their fall schedules.
That time back in 1991 when the word “ass” was still considered too foul to be on broadcast TV.
And speaking of ass, here are the Lonely Island guys who were shocked they were allowed to show Will Ferrel’s unblurred ass in a 2009 SNL sketch.
Now, I’m old enough to remember when NYPD Blue was out here showing ass in prime time back in 1993 (maybe because The Simpsons opened the door by saying the word in 1991). And interestingly enough, it was because NYPD Blue was having Dennis Franz prancing around naked that the Parents Television Council, that group of pearl clutchers, was founded in 2005 — which might explain why in 2009, the Lonely Island kids were shocked to be allowed to show an ass in late night television.
GIVE US THE CUT DREAM SEQUENCE FROM THE WHITE LOTUS.
Very few people had as hard an end to 2024 as one Conan O’Brien. Legitimately.
Congratulations to these two reality “stars”!
Renewals
- LOL: Last One Laughing UK has been renewed at Prime Video.
In Development
- Star Search is being rebooted at Netflix.
- A comedy created by and starring Dan Levy has been set at Netflix. It will also star Laurie Metcalf and Taylor Ortega.
- Here Comes the Flood, a heist film starring Denzel Washington, Robert Pattinson, and Daisy Edgar-Jones, has been ordered at Netflix.
- Fight For ’84, starring Jamie Foxx, has been ordered at Netflix.
- All the Sinners Bleed, a crime drama, has been ordered at Netflix.
- The Body, a coming-of-age drama series, has been ordered at Netflix.
- Prime Time, a documentary series starring Deion Sanders, has been picked up at Netflix.
- Kountry Wayne has set a stand-up special at Prime Video.
- Paw Patrol has been given five new specials at Netflix.
- Schooled, a comedy set in a high school, has been greenlit at Channel 4.
Casting News
- Caroline Rhea and Amanda Arcuri have joined the cast of Sheriff Country on CBS.
- Sallie Harmsen and Agathe Rousselle have joined 12 12 12 on Apple TV+.
- Kathryn Newton and Lana Condor will star in Devil’s Mouth at Amazong MGM.
- Talisa Garcia, Karan Gill, Elizabeth Berrington, and Christian Cooke have joined Frauds at ITV.
Mark Your Calendars
- Bridgerton returns on Netflix in 2026.
- Trainwreck: The Astroworld Tragedy premieres on Netflix on June 10.
- Tyler Perry’s Straw premieres on Netflix on June 6.
- Magic Lover will debut on Netflix on June 17.
- Lulu Is a Rhinoceros debuts on Apple TV+ on May 30.
- Nickelodeon Kids’ Choice Awards 2025 will air on Nickelodeon on June 21.
- Lost in Starlight debuts on Netflix on May 30.
- Wednesday returns on Netflix on August 6.
- Stories & Songs With Kelly Clarkson will premiere on NBC on August 19.
- Building the Band will debut on Netflix this summer.
- Star Trek: Strange New Worlds returns on Paramount+ on July 17.
R.I.P.
Joe Don Baker, Actor who starred in Walking Tall, The Living Daylights, GoldenEye, Tomorrow Never Dies, The Natural, and many others
We are really sad to hear of the passing of Joe Don Baker at the age of 89. The Texan actor played villain Brad Whitaker in THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS and CIA agent Jack Wade in GOLDENEYE and TOMORROW NEVER DIES. pic.twitter.com/Fop4Kb1IGd
— James Bond (@007) May 15, 2025
Joan O’Brien, Actress who appeared in Operation Petticoat and It Happened at the World’s Fair and The Alaskans, Bronco, Cheyenne, The Roaring 20’s, Surfside 6, M Squad, Markham, Wagon Train, Bachelor Father, Bus Stop, The Virginian, The Lieutenant and Perry Mason among others
Morris, Alligator who appeared in Happy Gilmore and other movies and TV shows
Goodbye, Morris. We are all gonna miss you. You could be hard on directors, make-up artists, costumers – really anyone with arms or legs – but I know you did it for the ultimate good of the film. The day you wouldn’t come out of your trailer unless we sent in 40 heads of lettuce… pic.twitter.com/iQlkne4fwJ
— Adam Sandler (@AdamSandler) May 14, 2025
WATCH THIS
9-1-1: An apartment building collapses in the season finale. 7 p.m., ABC
Law & Order: A model is murdered by a possibly obsessed fan. Season finale. 7 p.m., NBC
Next Level Chef: The final three chefs must make a three-course meal in 90 minutes to determine a winner. Season finale. 7 p.m., Fox
Georgie & Mandy’s First Marriage: Georgie discovers the truth about Mandy’s boss in the one-hour season finale. 7 p.m., CBS
Doctor Odyssey: Avery leads a high-stakes mission to save Max in the season finale. 8 p.m., ABC
Law & Order: Special Victims Unit: Benson investigates a series of assaults on female psychiatrists. Season finale. 8 p.m., NBC
Amazing Race: Season finale. 8 p.m., CBS
Found: Someone from Dhan’s past reemerges, triggering her trauma. Series finale. 9 p.m., NBC
Grey’s Anatomy: An emergency unfolds at Grey Sloan, endangering lives. Season finale. 9 p.m., ABC
Duster: Josh Holloway stars as a getaway driver whose family is being targeted by a tenacious FBI agent. Series premiere. Max
Overcompensating: A closeted football player befriends a high school outsider as they try to navigate the early days of college in this new comedy. Andrea Martin, Kyle McLachlan, and Connie Britton all guest star. Prime Video
Bet: A new student at a prestigious private school is betting on revenge in this new series. Netflix
Welcome to Wrexham: Fourth season premiere. 8 p.m., FX
The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives: Season two premiere. Hulu
Late Night:
- Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: Young Mazino, Adam Goldstein
- Late Night with Seth Meyers: Sarah Snook, Glenn Howerton
- The Late Show with Stephen Colbert: Sen. Bernie Sanders, Pavement
- After Midnight: Jason Sklar, Keyla Monterroso Mejia, Brandon Kyle Goodman
- The Daily Show: Rep. Jake Auchincloss, Method Man, host Jordan Klepper
- Watch What Happens Live: Snoop Dogg, Lizzo
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| ABC | 9-1-1 (new) |
Doctor Odyssey (new) |
Grey’s Anatomy (new) |
| CBS | Georgie & Mandy’s First Marriage (new) |
The Amazing Race (new) |
| CW | Police 24/7 (new) |
Crime Nation (new) |
News/Local |
| FOX | Next Level Chef (new) |
Farmer Wants a Wife (new) |
News/Local |
| NBC | Law & Order (new) |
Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (new) |
Found (new) |