HI, FOOLS.
Welp, I’m in transit again. While you’re reading this I’m probably somewhere in the middle of absolutely nowhere, in the giant expanse between Sin City and what appears to be an alarming amount of snow, possibly being threatened by motel clowns and miner ghosts. Wish us luck getting through all that.
Regular programming will resume tomorrow (assuming, of course, we get past the motel clowns and through the blizzard).
In the meantime, please enjoy these sweet best friends:
Friend that we all want…
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A sloth trying to understand what that other creature is
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WATCH THIS
Everybody’s Live with John Mulaney: Mulaney gets his own talk show, finally. Series premiere. 9 p.m., Netflix
Moana 2: Moana and Maui are united three years later in this sequel to a movie that came out 9 years ago. Premiere. Disney+
Temptation Island: This trash has moved to Netflix now. Series/season premiere. Netflix
Late Night:
- Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: Jesse Eisenberg, Bernadette Peters, Chet Hanks, Heather Pasternak
- Late Night with Seth Meyers: Parker Posey, Michael Kosta
- The Late Show with Stephen Colbert: Michael Fassbender, Uzo Aduba, the Voidz
- After Midnight: Michelle Collins, Tan France, Jeremiah Brent
- Jimmy Kimmel Live: Denis Leary, Ray Nicholson, FINNEAS
- Watch What Happens Live: Liza Treyger, West Wilson
| WEDS. | 7:00 | 7:30 | 8:00 | 8:30 | 9:00 | 9:30 |
| ABC | Shifting Gears (new) |
Abbott Elementary (new) |
Celebrity Jeopardy! (new) |
What Would You Do? (new) |
| CBS | Survivor (new) |
The Amazing Race (new) |
| CW | Wild Cards (new) |
Good Cop/Bad Cop (new) |
Local |
| FOX | The Masked Singer (new) |
The Floor (new) |
News/Local |
| NBC | Chicago Med (new) |
Chicago Fire (new) |
Chicago P.D. (new) |