You deserve this star for getting through another weekend in the dystopia.
Here’s A BUNCH OF TV News
1. Robert Redford and George R.R. Martin are executive producers on AMC’s Dark Winds. 2. They made cameos on last night’s episode as two jailbirds playing chess behind bars. 3. In the episode, Redford tells Martin, “George, the whole world’s waiting. Make a move!” in what sure seems like a friendly dig at Martin taking FOREVER to WRITE THE DAMN BOOKS. 4. Redford improvised the line.
HBO doesn’t want to hear your limited series pitch.
Ranking the likely shooters on The White Lotus.
Hey, Mike White: you should get Nicole Kidman on the phone quicklike.
Severance‘s little Grand Central Station stunt was originally going to feature cosplay actors, but the actual actors insisted it should be them.
I’m rarely surprised by these sorts of lists, but this list of 35 actors you didn’t know were on Law & Order contains some legitimately impressive names.
The question of whether or not Agatha All Along will be renewed is a roller coaster ride. First, there’s no way, then Disney is like, “WE’D LOVE TO!” and now Kathryn Hahn is throwing cold water on it again.
Shemar Moore is begging Netflix to renew S.W.A.T., but I wouldn’t be holding my breath.
Here’s a lengthy explanation for why The Recruit was canceled by Netflix but no one is explaining to me the difference between that show and The Night Agent.
Amazon, not realizing what everyone is mad about, insists that James Bond will remain male and British. Which, like, super. That’s great. What fans don’t want is to be force-fed series and movies about Moneypenny and Q and flashbacks to James Bond’s childhood which will ultimately dilute the brand as a whole, which Amazon DEFINITELY has intentions for.
You know, marriage isn’t for everyone.
Teddi Mellencamp shared a cancer update: they’ve found more tumors on her brain and in her lungs, but she is optimistic immunotherapy might be able to treat them.
And Brandi Glanville’s face continues to be … not great.
Get better soon, Gladys Knight!
Renewals
- With Love, Meghan has been renewed for a second season on Netflix.
- Conan O’Brien Must Go has been renewed for a third season on Max.
- Mistletoe Murders has been renewed for a second season on Hallmark+.
Cancellations
- The Neighborhood has been renewed for an eighth and final season on CBS.
- Generation Z has been canceled at Channel 4 after one season.
In Development
- A live-action/photorealistically animated version of Oswald The Lucky Rabbit from Jon Favreau is in the works at Disney+.
- Netflix has ordered three Kill Tony specials.
- Families Like Ours has been acquired by BBC.
Casting News
- Michelle Monaghan and Adam Scott will star in The Whisper Man on Netflix.
- Asante Blackk has joined Euphoria on HBO.
- Jin Ha, Laura Donnelly, and Tony Dalton have joined the cast of Sugar on Apple TV+.
- Lucy Punch is joining the untitled Silicon Valley drama on AMC and AMC+. (It’s an interesting cast: it keeps being described as a drama, but the cast is leaning heavily on comedic actors. Stay tuned.)
- The Golden Bachelorette star Guy Gansert will guest star on General Hospital on ABC.
Mark Your Calendar
- The Last of Us will return on HBO on April 13.
- You returns on Netflix on April 24.
- Ransom Canyon premieres on Netflix on April 17.
- The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives returns on Hulu on May 15.
- Surrealestate returns on Syfy on April 3.
- Better Man begins streaming on Paramount+ on March 11.
- Dr. Pimple Popper: Breaking Out debuts on Lifetime on April 21.
- Andor will begin streaming on YouTube and Hulu on April 22.
- The Apprentice is now available to stream on Prime Video because Jeff Bezos is sucking up to President You’re Fired.
R.I.P.
Simon Fisher-Becker, British actor known for his role in Doctor Who among others
D’Wayne Wiggins, Member of Tony! Toni! Toné!
Brian James, Guitarist and songwriter for The Damned
Athol Fugard, South African playwright
Prince Frederik, Prince of Luxembourg
WATCH THIS
Ringo & Friends at the Ryman: We’re celebrating Ringo Starr through ~checks notes~ country music? Uhhhh … sure. 7 p.m., CBS
The Bachelor: Oh snap, it’s already “Women Tell All” time. 7 p.m., ABC
Confessions of Octomom: A look into the life of Natalie Suleman, mother of FOURTEEN HUMAN PEOPLE. Premiere. 9 p.m., Lifetime
Late Night:
- Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: Gal Gadot, the winners of “The Traitors” Season 3, j-hope, Miguel
- Late Night with Seth Meyers: Amanda Seyfried, Don Johnson
- The Late Show with Stephen Colbert: Cate Blanchett, Tramell Tillman, Peter Frampton
- After Midnight: Andy Richter, Guy Branum, Tien Tran
- Jimmy Kimmel Live: John Mulaney, Jack Quaid, Poppy
- The Daily Show: TBA
- Watch What Happens Live: Adair Werley, Michelle Collins
| MON. | 7:00 | 7:30 | 8:00 | 8:30 | 9:00 | 9:30 |
| ABC | The Bachelor (new) |
The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives (new) |
| CBS | Ringo & Friends at the Ryman (new) |
NCIS: Origins (repeat) |
| CW | All American (new) |
Sullivan’s Crossing (repeat) |
Local |
| FOX | Extracted (new) |
Rescue: HI-Surf (new) |
News/Local |
| NBC | The Voice (new) |
The Hunting Party (new) |