If she said she smiled, Momma, she smiled.
@ja_me_ka Willow’s first school pictures 😕🙂 #babiesoftiktok #fyp #schoolpictures
Here’s A BUNCH OF TV News
Eric Kripke doesn’t want The Boys to become the thing that they have been satirizing all this time — Yet, here we are with four spinoffs and counting.
TV Gods: make this happen:
If you were ever curious what the partners of the hosts of The View look like, it’s your lucky day.
Netflix is being sued for allegedly ripping off the script of Rez Ball.
Whoopi Goldberg is claiming a bakery discriminated against her for her political beliefs, but the bakery is like, “We had no idea Whoopi had placed the order, leave us out of it, THANKS.”
The Onion bought Alex Jones’ Infowars at auction, lock, stock, and barrel — the website, the studio, even the snake oil vitamins and supplements — and I could not be more delighted. The new Infowars site will become a parody of itself and attack the “weird internet personalities” who fed the original site.
Hi everyone.The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
— Tim Onion (@bencollins.bsky.social) 2024-11-14T14:09:47.974Z
Also, part of the reason we did bought InfoWars is because people on Bluesky told us it would be funny to buy InfoWars. And those people were right. This is the funniest thing that has ever happened.
— Tim Onion (@bencollins.bsky.social) 2024-11-14T14:35:36.006Z
EVEN BETTER: Apparently, Jones had been working with Roger Stone and others to purchase the site, but they didn’t make the best offer. Jones is obviously calling the whole thing rigged. LOL, die broke, asshole.
Former President Inject Bleach-Elect has nominated RFK Jr. to be the Director of Health and Human Services. In case you’ve missed it: RFK Jr. is a former heroin addict who himself claims to have suffered neurological damage from a worm that ate part of his brain. He does not believe in the efficacy of vaccines, he does not believe in the fluoridation of water supplies, he does not believe in pasteurizing milk. And in 2019, he contributed to a vaccine panic in Somoa that led to over 70 people dying from measles. Just think of all the great things he will do for the health of this country!
I hear it’s coming down to a three-way fight over who should be Surgeon General: Dr. Phil, Dr. Oz, and Dr. Ben Carson. (The best part is you don’t even know if I’m joking or not.)
Jake Tapper reacts to Trump picking RFK Jr. to lead the HHS:“Well, America – I hope you like Measles”
— Republicans Against Trumpism (@rpsagainsttrump.bsky.social) 2024-11-15T00:17:09.902Z
Renewals
- The $100,000 Pyramid has been renewed for an eighth season on ABC.
- Tribunal Justice has been renewed for a third season on Prime Video.
Cancellations
- Lucky 13 has been canceled at ABC after one season.
In Development
- They are rebooting Friday Night Lights, obviously.
- Side Quest, an anthology series set in the world of Mythic Quest, is in the works at Apple TV+.
- Grounded, starring Danica McKellar and Trevor Donovan, has been ordered at Great American Family.
Casting News
- Craig Melvin will be your new Hoda Kotb.
- Haley Lu Richardson will co-star in Ponies on Peacock.
- Richard E. Grant, Emily Mortimer, Charles Dance, and Fiona Shaw have joined the cast of Ladies First on Netflix.
- Elijah M. Cooper has joined All American on The CW.
- Natasha Lyonne has been added to the voice cast of What If …? on Disney+.
- Ray Wise and Colleen Zenk have returned to The Young and the Restless on CBS.
Mark Your Calendar
- Paradise debuts on Hulu on January 28.
- Back in Action premieres on Netflix on January 17.
- Get Millie Black will debut on HBO on November 25.
- No Good Deed debuts on Netflix on December 12.
- Beatles ’64 will premiere on Disney+ on November 29.
- The Madness premieres on Netflix on November 28.
- Deal or No Deal Island returns on NBC on January 7.
- The Chelsea Detective’s Christmas Special will debut on Acorn TV on December 16.
- Holiday Touchdown: A Chiefs Love Story premieres on Hallmark on November 30.
- Blink will debut on National Geographic on December 16 and Disney+ and Hulu on December 17.
- Jack in Time for Christmas will debut on Prime Video on December 3.
- Jentry Chau vs the Underworld will premiere on Netflix on December 5.
- Transformers One premieres today on Paramount+.
- Mythic Quest returns on Apple TV on January 29.
- Love During Lockup will return on We TV on December 13.
- Josh Groban & Friends Go Home for the Holidays will air on CBS on December 20.
- Vienna Blood returns on PBS on January 5.
- Worst Cooks in America Celebrity Edition: Heroes vs. Villains returns on Food Network on January 5.
R.I.P.
George Miller “Huckleberry” Fox, Former child actor best known for his role in Terms of Endearment
David Korda, Film producer and important film financier
Shel Talmy, Music producer who worked with The Kinks, The Who, David Bowie, and more
WATCH THIS
FRIDAY
Jake Paul vs. Mike Tyson: I hate boxing, but right now, I really want Mike Tyson to pummel this punk. Live. 7 p.m., Netflix
Cobra Kai: Fall premiere. Netflix
Silo: Season two premiere. Apple TV+
Twisters: Streaming premiere. Peacock
The Creep Tapes: Mark Duplass is back as the secluded serial killer who lures documentarians into his deadly trap in this new series based on the cult horror movies. Shudder, AMC+
SATURDAY
Saturday Night Live: Charli xcx (host and musical guest) 10:30 p.m., NBC
Out of Sight: The chemistry that comes off of George Clooney and Jennifer Lopez in this fun little crime caper is electric. But stay for all the wonderful performances from the amazing supporting cast, including Albert Brooks, Steve Vaughn, Don Cheadle, and Ving Rhames, among many others. 6 p.m.., Showtime Extreme West
SUNDAY
Dune: Prophecy of the Hidden Hand: A prequel set 10,000 years before Paul Atreides, this new series follows two Harkonnen sisters who create the Bene Gesserit sect. Series premiere. 8 p.m., HBO
Landman: Billy Bob Thornton and Jon Hamm co-star in this new Taylor Sheridan drama about those who would seek their fortunes in an oil boom. Series premiere. Paramount+
Tulsa King: Season two finale. Paramount+
| FRI. | 7:00 | 7:30 | 8:00 | 8:30 | 9:00 | 9:30 |
| ABC | Shark Tank (new) |
20/20 |
| CBS | S.W.A.T. (repeat) |
Fire Country (new) |
Blue Bloods (new) |
| CW | Bob Hearts Abishola (repeat) |
Bob Hearts Abishola (repeat) |
Bob Hearts Abishola (repeat) |
Bob Hearts Abishola (repeat) |
Local |
| FOX | Rescue HI-Surf (repeat) |
College Football (live) |
| NBC | Happy’s Place (new) |
Lopez vs. Lopez (new) |
St. Denis Medical (repeat) |
St. Denis Medical (repeat) |
Dateline |
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| SAT. | 7:00 | 7:30 | 8:00 | 8:30 | 9:00 | 9:30 | 10:00 | 10:30 | 11:00 | 11:30 |
| ABC | College Football (live) |
News/Local |
| CBS | NCIS: Origins (repeat) |
48 Hours | 48 Hours | News/Local |
| FOX | College Football (live) |
News/Local |
| NBC | College Football (live) |
News/ Local |
Saturday Night Live (Charli xcx) |
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| SUN. | 6:00 | 6:30 | 7:00 | 7:30 | 8:00 | 8:30 | 9:00 | 9:30 |
| ABC | America’s Funniest Home Videos (repeat) |
Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny |
| CBS | NFL Football | 60 Minutes | Tracker (new) |
The Equalizer (new) |
| The CW | The Holiday | Local/News |
| FOX | Next Level Chef (repeat) |
The Simpsons (repeat) |
Universal Basic Guys (repeat) |
Bob’s Burgers (repeat) |
Krapopolis (repeat) |
Local/News |
| NBC | Sunday Night Football (live) |
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