Dave Bautista calls Former President Whiny Little Bitch a “whiny little bitch.”

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Here’s A BUNCH OF TV News

Dave Bautista via Jimmy Kimmel tears down Former President Bone Spurs’ “tough guy” persona:

Vice President Kamala Harris appeared on Fox News yesterday and was “interviewed” (debated/talked over/interrupted) by Bret Baier. The exchange became testy, particularly when Baier tried to get Harris to say that Former President Deplorable’s voters are dumb, and then attempted to gaslight her with a clip from an earlier town hall:

 

 
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What is interesting about that first clip in particular is that it serves as something as a Rorschach Test for voters. What I see is an intelligent woman who stands up for herself and for the facts against a man who is talking over her and deliberately being deceptive. But for people who are not going to vote for her (particularly and especially those who won’t vote for her because she’s a woman), they are going to claim she is “angry” or “melting down” or “becoming emotional.” And I think that is the answer to Bret’s first question — we are two very different groups of people who see the world through very different lenses, and I don’t know if we can ever agree on reality anymore. Grim stuff.

While Vice President Harris was fighting in the lion’s den, Former President Deportation Don did a town hall on Univision. It did not go well.

Following a week of spectacularly bad and weird appearances, Former President Bad Brain has canceled two more interviews: One with Squawk Box on CNBC, and today he canceled an interview with NBC in Philadelphia. Is he OK?

If Jimmy Carter can vote, you can get off your ass and vote. Check your registration and make a plan to vote. Early voting begins on Monday here in Texas.

And while we’re at it, Texas, can we please get rid of this dork?:

Add Rufus Wainwright to the list of artists who are pissed Former President Dance Party played his music.

The View will not be doing their Halloween costumes this year because THIS IS SERIOUS BUSINESS RIGHT NOW.

John D. Miller, the former head of marketing at NBC is really sorry for creating Former President Monster.

Hunter Biden is reviving his lawsuit against Fox News. And North Carolina’s Mark Robinson is suing CNN after they reported on his ALLEGED comments on porn sites. Alright, Black Nazi, good luck with discovery, fella.

A Netflix price increase is coming …

Meanwhile, Hulu is offering a discount on Hulu Live TV right now through mid-November.

The former Grey’s Anatomy writer who faked having cancer and now has a whole-ass Peacock documentary about her is really sorry for being a lying weirdo.

In other Grey’s Anatomy news, Sarah Drew says of her firing from the show after 9 seasons, it felt “mean and unjust.” She’s returned to the show so no hard feelings? I guess?

Netflix is going to milk the final season of Stranger Things for all its worth.

I knew the minute it was announced that Nicholas Alexander Chavez had been cast in Monsters: The Lyle and Eric Menendez Story that 1. Chavez was never returning to General Hospital and 2. Chavez was going to be a star. Those of us who watch General Hospital knew this young man had something special, and now the rest of the world is discovering it and posting horny TikToks about him that are upsetting General Hospital moms like me who will always think of him as little Spencer Cassadine.

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Meanwhile, Chavez’s TV brother, Cooper Koch, reveals he did not wear a prosthetic in that scene.

Jerry Seinfeld has rescinded his comments about the “extreme left” ruining comedy in an interview on Tom Papa’s podcast:

“I did an interview with The New Yorker, and I said that the extreme left has suppressed the art of comedy,” Seinfeld said. “I did say that. That’s not true. It’s not true…. If you’re Lindsey Vonn, if you’re a champion skier, you can put the gates anywhere you want on the mountain; she’s gonna make the gate. That’s comedy. Whatever the culture is, we make the gate. You don’t make the gate, you’re out of the game. The game is: Where is the gate, [and] how do I make the gate and get down the hill?”

“Does culture change, and are there things I used to say that I can’t say [because] everybody’s always moving [the gate]? Yeah, but that’s the biggest, easiest target,” he told Papa. “You can’t say certain words, whatever they are, about groups—so what? The accuracy of your observation has to be a hundred times finer than that to just be a comedian.”

An old white guy acknowledging that culture changes?! I might need to go lie down.

Tom Brady is now going to be a part owner in the Las Vegas Raiders which slightly complicates matters for his Fox Sports gig. (But not really.)

Um … what?

Thoughts for former MTV veejay Ananda Lewis.

Renewals

  • Shrinking has been renewed for a third season on Apple TV+.
  • Project Runway has been renewed for a 21st season — but it is moving from Bravo, again, this time to Disney+/Hulu.

In Development

Casting News

Mark Your Calendars

  • Virgin River returns on Netflix on December 19.
  • Invincible returns on Prime Video on February 6.
  • Carry-On will debut on Netflix on December 13.
  • The Electric State will premiere on Netflix on March 14.
  • Bruce Springsteen: Backstage and Backstreets premieres on ABC on October 20, and on Hulu and Disney+ on October 21.
  • The Creep Tapes premieres on Shudder and AMC+ on November 15.
  • Megan Thee Stallion: In Her Words debuts on Prime Video on October 31.
  • Black Cab premieres on Shudder on November 8.
  • Mistletoe Murders debuts on Hallmark+ on October 31.
  • Beyond: UFOs and the Unknown will premiere on MGM+ on October 27.
  • Reginald the Vampire is now streaming on Hulu.
  • Motorcycle Mary debuts on ESPN and ESPN+ on November 3.
  • Sprint: The World’s Fastest Humans, Part 2 premieres on Netflix on November 13.
  • One Shot: Overtime Elite returns on Prime Video on October 29.
  • Arcane returns on Netflix on November 9.
  • Bread & Roses premieres on Apple TV+ on November 22.
  • Pedro Paramo debuts on Netflix on November 6.
  • Rhythm and Flow: Brazil premieres on Netflix on November 12.
  • You Would Do It Too premieres on Apple TV+ on October 30.
  • It’s All Over: The Kiss That Changed Spanish Football premieres on Netflix on November 1.
  • The Lost Children will debut on Netflix on November 14.

R.I.P.

Liam Payne, One Direction founding member

“We are heartbroken. Liam will forever live in our hearts and we’ll remember him for his kind, funny and brave soul. We are supporting each other the best we can as a family and ask for privacy and space at this awful time.” -Payne’s family, including his parents.

Mitzi Gaynor, Singer, dancer, and actress who starred in Anything Goes, South Pacific, and many others before headlining a number of TV specials

Daniel “Dan” Hoh, TV writer who wrote for Station 19

Alvin Rakoff, Film director

Rachel Yaffe, TikTok star

Guilherme “Bomba” Vasconcelos, MMA Fighter

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