‘Only Murders in the Building,’ ‘The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power,’ ‘KAOS,’ and everything else you don’t want to miss on TV this week

MONDAY

The Bachelorette: Jenn and her top three go to Hawaii for the Fantasy Suites in the first of two episodes this week because ABC is trying to kill me. 7 p.m., ABC

Sasquatch Sunset: Riley Keough and Jesse Eisenberg star in this absurdist fantasy film about a group of sasquatches living in the Pacific Northwest. Streaming premiere. Paramount+

Love Lies Bleeding: A gym manager who is a part of a crime family falls in love with a bodybuilder in this crime thriller inspired by the Coen Brothers, David Lynch, and a little Tarantino. Streaming premiere. 8 p.m., HBO Signature

TUESDAY

Only Murders in the Building: The famously New York show goes Hollywood in season four. Premiere. Hulu

Breathe: Jennifer Hudson, Milla Jovovich, Common, and Sam Worthington star in this dystopian thriller about a planet devoid of oxygen. Paramount+

The Bachelorette: The Men Tell All and keep the main thing the main thing. I presume.  7 p.m., ABC

WEDNESDAY

After Baywatch: An in-depth look at the beach series that became a global sensation with interviews with more than 35 cast members and creators. Premiere. Hulu

Claim to Fame: Two-hour season finale. 8 p.m., ABC

Who Wants to be a Millionaire?: Season finale. 7 p.m., ABC

THURSDAY

The Lord of the Rings: Rings of Power: Season two premiere. Prime Video

KAOS: Jeff Goldblum stars as Zeus in this modern twist on Greek mythology. Netflix

Terminator Zero: In this new animated series, a warrior from the future is sent back to the ’90s to protect a scientist from an unfeeling cyborg. Series premiere. Netflix

Masters of Illusion: Season finale. 8 p.m., The CW

FRIDAY

The Watchers: A young artist finds herself trapped in the Irish woods with a group of strangers being hunted by mysterious creatures at night. Premiere. Max

The Fall Guy: Ryan Gosling reprises the iconic Lee Majors role in this action comedy.  Peacock

The Deliverance: Lee Daniels explores this “true” story of demonic possession in Gary, Indiana. Premiere.  Netflix

2024 Paris Paralympics: A reminder that the Olympics are not over! They begin on the 28th, and you can watch over on Peacock, but the NBC coverage begins here.  8 p.m., NBC

SATURDAY

John Hughes marathon: The Breakfast Club, Pretty in Pink, and Sixteen Candles all in a row so you can really marvel at how poorly some of these beloved films have aged, especially in the era of #MeToo. 4:45 p.m., AMC

Rush Hour marathon: All three Rush Hours ahead of the anticipated fourth film.  11:30 p.m., BET

The Sixth Sense: A fact I read recently: while they were filming this, they made no effort to prevent spoilers from leaking out into the public because … they didn’t need to. How things have changed. 5:07 p.m., HBO

SUNDAY

The Great North: Judy investigates the mysterious figure who has been buying her art in the season premiere. 8:30 p.m., Fox

Lady Bird: Now that you’ve seen Barbie, go watch Greta Gerwig’s brilliant and insightful examination of mother/daughter relationships. This one cuts to the quick. 6:44 p.m., HBO Zone

Don’t Worry Darling: And with all the drama going on with It Ends With Us, remember the film that created behind-the-scenes noise back in 2022. 7 p.m., Showtime 2

The Chosen: Season premiere. 7 p.m., The CW

 

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