Still no TV news, but here’s a hilarious Jack Russell Terrorist Terrier:
@yeehawllywood I apologize for mentally neglecting Scamp …
@yeehawllywood Scamp loves arson ! #jackrussell #jrt
@yeehawllywood Jeepers knows Scamp just wants to wear his skin
WATCH THIS
FRIDAY
Wonka: The Timothee Chalamet version, not the Glasgow “Experience” though I would absolutely watch a two-hour movie about the Glasgow “Experience,” no lie. Premiere. Max
The Reluctant Traveler: Season two. Apple TV+
Damsel: Milly Bobby Brown stars as a young woman who is offered up in marriage to a prince, only to discover she’s actually being offered up as a sacrifice to a dragon, and she is forced to fight to survive. Premiere. Netflix
Hightown: Series finale. 8 p.m., Starz
SATURDAY
Saturday Night Live: Josh Brolin, Ariana Grande 10:30 p.m., NBC
Caddyshack: Look, it’s not my favorite 80s comedy, but it is for a lot of other people, so, you know. 9:30 p.m., Sundance TV
SUNDAY
The Oscars: ALERT! IT BEGINS AN HOUR EARLIER THIS YEAR! DO NOT BE CAUGHT MISSING THE FIRST HOUR! 6 p.m., ABC
The Oscars Red Carpet: Now, ABC’s coverage begins at 5:30, but E!’s deranged coverage begins at 3 — or even 1, if you really want to invest. 5:30 p.m., ABC
Abbott Elementary: Come for the Oscars, stick around for a special Abbott Elementary episode. 9:30 p.m., ABC
Late Night:
- Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon (Friday): Naomi Campbell, Kneecap
| FRI. | 7:00 | 7:30 | 8:00 | 8:30 | 9:00 | 9:30 |
| ABC | Shark Tank (new) |
20/20 |
| CBS | S.W.A.T. (new) |
S.W.A.T. (new) |
Blue Bloods (repeat) |
| CW | Penn & Teller: Fool Us (new) |
Totally Funny Animals (new) |
Totally Funny Kids (new) |
Local |
| FOX | Friday Night Smackdown | Local |
| NBC | Deal or No Deal Island (new) |
Dateline |
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| SAT. | 7:00 | 7:30 | 8:00 | 8:30 | 9:00 | 9:30 | 10:00 | 10:30 | 11:00 | 11:30 |
| ABC | NBA Basketball (live) |
News/Local |
| CBS | Tracker (repeat) |
CSI: Vegas (repeat) |
48 Hours | News/Local |
| CW | Men’s College Basketball (live) |
Local |
| FOX | Men’s College Basketball (live) |
News/Local |
| NBC | The Wall (repeat) |
Weakest Link (repeat) |
Saturday Night Live (repeat) |
News/ Local |
Saturday Night Live (Josh Brolin & Ariana Grande) |
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| SUN. | 6:00 | 6:30 | 7:00 | 7:30 | 8:00 | 8:30 | 9:00 | 9:30 |
| ABC | The Oscars (live) |
Abbott Elementary (new) |
| CBS | 60 Minutes Presents | 60 Minutes Presents | So Help Me Todd (repeat) |
So Help Me Todd (repeat) |
| The CW | Sullivan’s Crossing (repeat) |
The Chosen (repeat) |
World’s Funniest Animals (repeat) |
World’s Funniest Animals (repeat) |
Local |
| FOX | Next Level Chef (repeat) |
The Simpsons (repeat) |
Bob’s Burgers (new) |
The Great North (new) |
Grimsburg (new) |
Local/News |
| NBC | Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (new) |
I’ll definitely be watching E! coverings the Red Carpet. Oh, how I so miss Joan Rivers on these nights.