Here’s an octopus punching a fish:
"I don't have time for your shit today, Terry" pic.twitter.com/MHsdUiAi3j
— Paul Bronks (@SlenderSherbet) August 14, 2023
Here’s A BUNCH OF TV News
The WGA and the AMPTP are talking again, with negotiations remaining “fluid.” I don’t know if that’s a good thing or a bad thing, but I suppose any amount of talking leans towards good, right?
That said, the WGA released a report calling on lawmakers to reign in Disney, Amazon, and Netflix’s “anti-competitive practices.” So they’re clearly not ready to make nice.
And if streamers keep playing games like releasing episodes of TV on social media like TikTok, like Peacock recently did with Killing It, the writers and actors have just one more reason to stay on the picket lines.
Here’s a good explainer on why the Emmys are going to suck so hard this year on account of being shoved into January. But whaddya gonna do? Certainly not try to work around the NFL schedule, because that would be crazy.
Speaking of the Emmys, it is completely insane that The Bear, Barry, and Abbott Elementary are all in the “Comedy” category. Completely insane. Being 30 minutes long does not a comedy make.
David Harbour wants you to know that the fifth and final season of Stranger Things will be “very, very moving” and that the “OG characters get a big payoff.”
The time David Spade refused to switch roles with David Bowie on SNL.
Actress Crystal Finn who appeared in Succession and The Tick is the latest victim of my personal favorite ocean avenger: the sea otters. The sea creatures are DONE with our BULLSHIT.
Speaking of unprovoked attacks by surprising creatures: the recently-former ESPN broadcaster Sage Steele (she quit after suing Disney over their vaccine requirement, so she’s a real piece of work) claims that Barbara Walters shoved her into a trash can backstage at The View, lol. WHAT DID SHE DO TO PROVOKE BARBARA? Because Barbara Walters doesn’t strike me (pun not intended) as someone who just goes around shoving bitches. All I’m saying is that Sage Steele must have had it coming.
LOL, Ron DeSantis’ “Hey man, let’s be chill” approach to Disney doesn’t seem to be working out for him.
These people are dangerous:
Newsmax guest: “We need to be more homophobic” pic.twitter.com/aHBB2F18Ia
— Jason S. Campbell (@JasonSCampbell) August 17, 2023
In Development
- Encounters, a four-part docuseries about aliens from Steven Spielberg’s production company, has been picked up at Netflix.
- Mickey Mouse Clubhouse 2.0 and Mickey and Friends Trick or Treats have been greenlit at Disney Junior.
Casting News
- David Yost will reprise his role as the Blue Power Ranger in Power Rangers Cosmic Fury on Netflix.
- Mykal-Michelle Harris, Taye Diggs, and Amber Riley will star in the animated Ariel series on Disney Junior.
- Cynthia Erivo, Valerie Bertinelli, Alan Cumming, Susan Kelechi Watson, Ana Gasteyer, Alison Pill, and Dulé Hill will guest star in the animated series RoboGobo.
Mark Your Calendar
- Percy Jackson and the Olympians will debut on Disney+ on December 20.
- The Walking Dead: Daryl Dixon premieres on AMC and AMC+ on September 10.
- SurrealEstate will return on Syfy on October 4.
- Adventure Time: Fionna & Cake premieres on Max on August 31.
- Disenchantment returns on Netflix on September 1.
- As Luck Would Have It will debut on LMN on August 31.
- Love After Lockup returns on WE tv on September 15.
- All or Nothing: The National Team in Qatar debuts on Prime Video on September 8.
- Ehrengard: The Art of Seduction premieres on Netflix on September 14.
- Ahsoka’s premiere has been moved up to September 22 on Disney+.
- FBoy Island will return on The CW on October 12.
- Notes of Autumn will debut on Hallmark Channel on September 16.
- Endless Summer Vacation: Continued (Backyard Sessions) will air on ABC on August 24.
- The Couple Next Door will debut on Starz in 2024.
- The Flash will premiere on Max on August 25.
- Doc McStuffins: The Doc and Bella Are In! debuts on Disney Junior September 6.
- Star Wars: Young Jedi Adventures premieres on Disney Junior on November 8.
R.I.P.
Carol Duvall, The “Queen of Crafting,” host of Home Show and The Carol Duvall Show
Katie Hoedt, NBC news producer at their Sacramento affiliate
Chris Peluso, Broadway actor
Young Capone, Rapper
Gary Young, Pavement’s original drummer
WATCH THIS
FRIDAY
Harlan Coban’s Shelter: A high school junior finds himself enmeshed in the mysterious disappearance of a student in his new school, and uncovers dark secrets. Series premiere. Prime Video
Bad Things: Gayle Rankin and Hari Nef star in this horror film that is described as “a femme disruption of Stanley Kubrick’s ‘The Shining,'” so do with that what you will. Premiere. Shudder
Puppy Love: Lucy Hale and Grant Gustin find themselves falling in love after their dogs make a connection in this new rom-com. Freevee
SATURDAY
Stand Up to Cancer: The entertainment industry comes together to raise money for cancer research. 7 p.m., ABC, CBS, NBC, FOX, a bunch of other cable channels and streamers
The Shining: Now that you’ve watched the “femme disruption of Stanley Kubrick’s ‘The Shining,'” watch the original. 7:30 p.m., Showtime Next
SUNDAY
FIFA Women’s World Cup: Final: It comes down to England and Spain, like it’s the 1600s all over again. 5 a.m., Fox
The Winter King: This new series follows the Arthurian legends as told in the Bernard Cornwell’s Warlord Chronicles series. Series premiere. 8 p.m., MGM+
San Francisco Sounds: This two-part series explores the explosion of music in San Francisco in the 60s and 70s. Series premiere. 9 p.m., MGM+
Bodies Bodies Bodies: This twisty horror-comedy follows a group of young twenty-somethings while trapped in a fancy estate during a hurricane. Things don’t go the way anyone expects. 9:55 p.m., The Movie Channel
| FRI. | 7:00 | 7:30 | 8:00 | 8:30 | 9:00 | 9:30 |
| ABC | Will Trent (repeat) |
20/20 |
| CBS | Secret Celebrity Renovation (new) |
Fire Country (repeat) |
Blue Bloods (repeat) |
| CW | Family Law (new) |
Moonshine (new) |
Local |
| FOX | Friday Night Smackdown | Local |
| NBC | American Ninja Warrior (repeat) |
Dateline |
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| SAT. | 7:00 | 7:30 | 8:00 | 8:30 | 9:00 | 9:30 | 10:00 | 10:30 | 11:00 | 11:30 |
| ABC | Stand Up to Cancer (new) |
Shark Tank (repeat) |
Shark Tank (repeat) |
News/Local |
| CBS | Stand Up to Cancer (new) |
48 Hours | 48 Hours | News/Local |
| CW | Great Chocolate Showdown (new) |
Recipe for Disaster (new) |
Recipe for Disaster (new) |
Local |
| FOX | Stand Up to Cancer (new) |
MasterChef (repeat) |
News/Local |
| NBC | Stand Up to Cancer (new) |
America’s Got Talent (repeat) |
News/ Local |
Saturday Night Live (repeat) |
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| SUN. | 6:00 | 6:30 | 7:00 | 7:30 | 8:00 | 8:30 | 9:00 | 9:30 |
| ABC | America’s Funniest Home Videos (repeat) |
Celebrity Family Feud (new) |
The $100,000 Pyramid (new) |
The $100,000 Pyramid (repeat) |
| CBS | 60 Minutes | Big Brother (new) |
The Challenge: USA (new) |
NCIS: Los Angeles (repeat) |
| The CW | Local | The Chosen (new) |
World’s Funniest Animals (repeat) |
Local |
| FOX | Gordon Ramsay’s Food Stars (repeat) |
The Simpsons (repeat) |
Family Guy (repeat) |
Bob’s Burgers (repeat) |
Family Guy (repeat) |
Local/News |
| NBC | American Ninja Warrior (repeat) |
America’s Got Talent (repeat) |
David spade refusing to give Bowie a snarky receptionist role speaks to everything I dislike about him.
David Spade, I mean. Bowie would have been hysterical in the role.
David Spade, that is. Not Bowie, who would have killed the part and been hysterical.
David Spade, I mean. Not Bowie who would have been hysterical in the role.