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Here’s A BUNCH OF TV News
Last night was supposed to be the big Love is Blind live-streamed reunion on Netflix, their second live-streamed event following the successful Chris Rock stand-up special, Selective Outrage. And fans were EXCITED.
Who’s ready!?? #LoveIsBlindLIVE pic.twitter.com/zLqJhhhsHF
— Nick Lachey (@NickLachey) April 16, 2023
But then … viewers who were excited to hear Micah and Jackie and Irina explain their damn selves found their evening derailed by a technical error that was at first expected to cause a 15-minute delay which became a one-hour delay which became an 18-hour delay. (Though some viewers reported that they could catch some of the reunion if they fast-forwarded to a certain point.)
Apparently not Netflix #LoveIsBlindLIVE https://t.co/yoM8TOGg7C
— Julitza (@JuliesPub) April 17, 2023
And then the pile-on began:
solidarity, bro
— Redbox (@redbox) April 17, 2023
We would never keep you waiting for a Reunion 😉
— Bravo (@BravoTV) April 17, 2023
— Peacock (@peacock) April 17, 2023
— Hulu (@hulu) April 17, 2023
You know what’s on and on time? #SearchingForMexico 😉
— Eva Longoria Baston (@EvaLongoria) April 17, 2023
We're never #LateFromE…we're always #LiveFromE 😉
— E! Entertainment (@eentertainment) April 17, 2023
Been on my couch for the last 30 years, waiting for this love is blind reunion! This is a mess! #LoveisBlind #LoveIsBlindS4 #LOVEISBLINDreunion pic.twitter.com/ztJMG4DZLK
— Karamo (@Karamo) April 17, 2023
— Lauren Speed (@Need4LSpeed) April 17, 2023
Someone call Lucia the seamstress to fix this. I believe in her
— Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@AOC) April 17, 2023
Us waiting for #LoveIsBlindLIVE to load pic.twitter.com/Ky3NJqPYAu
— The Cheesecake Factory 🍰 (@Cheesecake) April 17, 2023
We’ve been waiting too long. This is a CRIME.
— McGruff The Crime Dog® (@McGruffatNCPC) April 17, 2023
why do i feel like we’re waiting for brett to get his pants tailored rn?
— Camping World (@CampingWorld) April 17, 2023
It WiLL bE WoRTh tHe Wait
— OREO Cookie (@Oreo) April 17, 2023
Not Netflix coming in at the last possible second to become the true villain of season 4 😂😂#LoveIsBlind #LoveIsBlindLIVE
— sam || local cryptid (@pandoraspockz) April 17, 2023
BREAKING: Netflix says to check your mail for a DVD copy of the LIVE reunion #LoveIsBlindLIVE #LoveisBlind pic.twitter.com/3WRiqSTcXx
— T (@trinawatters) April 17, 2023
How long have you been waiting for the reunion to start? #LoveIsBlind #LOVEISBLINDreunion pic.twitter.com/nxEZR5s7t7
— YaYa 🧊 (@lexipepsi_) April 17, 2023
Me because the love is blind live reunion isn’t working #LOVEISBLINDreunion #LoveIsBlind #LoveisBlind4 pic.twitter.com/BgN052379J
— Daijné Brielle (@daijnebrielle10) April 17, 2023
Netflix execs when their first LIVE event isn’t loading on time #LoveIsBlindLIVE #LoveIsBlind pic.twitter.com/Mr25KAAVmv
— T (@trinawatters) April 16, 2023
Netflix charging Netflix running
extra for services one live event #LoveIsBlind #LoveIsBlindLIVE pic.twitter.com/fqH5m41emT— Shelby (@Shelby_Delaine) April 17, 2023
the love is blind cast sitting in silence next to each other for the past 30 minutes as netflix is trying to get their shit together #LoveIsBlindLIVE pic.twitter.com/qCEEnwH6zH
— liv (@elvnhopp) April 17, 2023
But if my payment was late, it’d be a problem #LOVEISBLINDreunion #Loveislate https://t.co/WIEDrSR1yo pic.twitter.com/cYfd28vwJI
— Dvrryl (@Dvrryl2times) April 17, 2023
Live feed of the Netflix servers right now #LOVEISBLINDreunion pic.twitter.com/hF19wT2hxx
— Mike Bloom (@AMikeBloomType) April 17, 2023
https://t.co/aXpEVBSZ97 pic.twitter.com/567SipXnTv
— HELLOTEFI 🕊 (@hellotefi) April 17, 2023
we deserve to all share the same password after this #LoveIsBlindLIVE #LoveIsBlind pic.twitter.com/wClMHJO0ro
— T (@trinawatters) April 17, 2023
Delicious. The reunion is available as of right now, btw.
#LoveIsBlindLIVE https://t.co/CTIGdgSEiX pic.twitter.com/XVtcCoJPFu
— Vanessa Lachey (@VanessaLachey) April 17, 2023
To everyone who stayed up late, woke up early, gave up their Sunday afternoon… we are incredibly sorry that the Love is Blind Live Reunion did not turn out as we had planned. We're filming it now and we'll have it on Netflix as soon as humanly possible. Again, thank you and…
— Netflix (@netflix) April 17, 2023
Love Is Blind: The Reunion will be available globally at 12pm PT on April 17. Promise. pic.twitter.com/vHKxyOiSgq
— Netflix (@netflix) April 17, 2023
UNDERLINED OR CROSSED OUT? (Succession spoilers. Click carefully.)
Craig Mazin says there is a lot of story left to tell on The Last of Us, beyond a second season. It sounds to me like he’s suggesting that the story will extend beyond that of the video games, but I suppose we will see.
Before we reach the end of the published stories, I will need to find time to write all the other Dunk & Egg novellas that I have planned. There are… gulp… more of them than I had once thought. There’s “The Village Hero” and the Winterfell story, the one with the She-Wolves, and maybe I need to write that Dornish adventure too to slip in between “The Hedge Knight” and “The Sworn Sword,” and after that there are… ah… more. I just need to finish THE WINDS OF WINTER, and then do either A DREAM OF SPRING or volume two of FIRE & BLOOD, and slip in a new Dunk & Egg between each of those in my copious spare time…
House of the Dragon promises to pick up right where we left off in season two. WELL, I SHOULD HOPE SO. To be fair to Ryan Condal, the first season of HotD did have a lot of time leaps to make, and what he is saying here is that the storytelling should be a lot more traditional from here on out.
Mrs. Davis — which is the series I am most excited for this year — is set to ask “are we losing part of our humanity as we become reliant on tech?” according to Damon Lindelof and creator Tara Hernandez.
The Three-Body Problem, D.B. Weiss and David Benioff’s next project, is expected to debut on Netflix this year. It’s high on my list, too, but a date has not been set yet.
Everything you didn’t see on RuPaul’s Drag Race‘s grand finale.
I hadn’t thought about this, but the Writers’ Strike is set to begin on May 1, so was Saturday’s episode of Saturday Night Live the last we’ll get for a while? possibly this season?
No, this Dawson’s Creek shot was not CGI, the basketball really did bounce off of the camera.
This shot in Dawsons’s Creek is blowing my mind. pic.twitter.com/0cpbbvwbDt
— JΔY CHΣΣL (@JayCheel) April 12, 2023
HBO Max is out here trolling The Lord of the Rings: Rings of Power. And you know what? LOL.
How much do you spend on streaming services every month? (I honestly do not know and I do not want to know.)
Speaking of your subscriptions, do you know who has access to them? Here’s how to find out.
AMC is planning on launching an ad-supported tier to AMC+.
A decent defense of Colin Jost and Michael Che as the Weekend Update anchors that I agree with. I have found myself chafing less myself, and think that a large part of it is as simple as Jost and Che have matured.
There really should be trigger warnings before networks can broadcast ads for Dr. Pimple Popper.
Belated happy birthday, Rob McElhenney!
A birthday card might’ve been easier. Happy birthday, @rmcelhenney pic.twitter.com/lPgcGeF43i
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) April 14, 2023
This is an interesting list of the worst winners of The Bachelor and The Bachelorette according to Reddit, mostly because I can’t tell if it’s ranked, meaning, #1 is the WORST winner of all time, or if they are just listed in random order. Because here’s the thing: the #1 is a person I’ve never heard of, and the article itself says, “Reddit doesn’t have much to say about her — probably because she appeared very early in the franchise …” but if this is just a random order, then why organize them from 10 to 1? Whoops — overthinking something completely stupid again.
Judy Blume did not say she supports J.K. Rowling’s transphobia, and anyone who knows anything about Judy Blume would know that.
Per my recent interview with Variety: pic.twitter.com/ncLSyYqfql
— Judy Blume (@judyblume) April 16, 2023
Genuinely hoping that Raquel Leviss is receiving the care she needs. None of this can possibly be easy for her.
Renewals
- Reasonable Doubt has been renewed for a second season on Hulu.
- Cooper’s Bar has been renewed for a second season on IFC.
In Development
- Robocop, Stargate, Legally Blonde, Fame, Barbershop, The Magnificent Seven, Pink Panther, Poltergeist, and The Thomas Crown Affair are possibly being adapted into TV series at Prime Video.
- How to Stop Time is being turned from a feature to a TV series. It stars Benedict Cumberbatch.
- A Visit from the Goon Squad and The Candy House are being adapted for TV by Olivia Wilde.
- The Spy and the Traitor: The Greatest Espionage Story of the Cold War and Colditz: Prisoners of the Castle are being adapted for television by the team that made A Spy Among Friends for MGM+.
- Lost Gold, a limited series about scientist and explorer Tommy Thompson, has been ordered at National Geographic and BBC.
- Destination X has been greenlit at BBC and through NBCUniversal.
Casting News
- Kylie Minogue, Jane Curtin, James Babson, Eliza Coupe, Izzy Diaz, Paul Fitzgerald, Ros Gentle, Chris Grace, Juliette Jeffers, Sumalee Montano, Brett Tucker, Nathan Lovejoy, E. L. Losada, Julieth Restrepo, Mel Rodriguez, and Rebecca Field have joined the cast of The Residence on Netflix.
- Morris Chestnut is joining Reasonable Doubt on Hulu.
- Madeleine Stowe and Stephen Rider have been added to the cast of Welcome to Derry on Max.
- Sean Astin will guest star on The Conners on ABC.
- Idris Elba, Adam Pally, Edi Patterson, Julian Barratt, Scott Mescudi, Ellie Taylor, Rory McCann, and Tika Sumpter will star in the Sonic the Hedgehog series Knuckles on Paramount+.
Mark Your Calendar
- John Mulaney: Baby J will premiere on Netflix on April 25.
- The Idol will premiere on HBO on June 4.
- The Clearing will debut on Hulu on May 24.
- Rupaul’s Drag Race All Stars will return on Paramount+ on May 12.
- The Ultimatum: Queer Love will debut on Netflix on May 24.
- Sweet Tooth returns on Netflix on April 27.
- Queen of the Universe will premiere on Paramount+ on June 2.
- Sam – A Saxon will premiere on Hulu on April 26.
- Chokehold will debut on Netflix on April 21.
- Love Village will premiere on Netflix on May 2.
- Sanctuary will premiere on Netflix on May 4.
- Cruel Summer will return on Freeform on June 5.
- Sami will premiere on Prime Video on April 23.
- King Charles: The Boy Who Walked Alone will premiere on Paramount+ on May 2.
- grown-ish returns on Freeform on June 28.
R.I.P.
Murray Melvin, Actor in Alfie, Barry Lyndon, and others
Mark Sheehan, Guitarist in Irish band The Script
WATCH THIS
Love in Paradise: Season three of this 90 Day Finacé spin-off. 7 p.m., TLC
Momento: This wonderful little noir about memory and murder is one of the most inventive films in the genre. 9 p.m., Action Max
Contagion: Too soon? 7 p.m., Pop
Late Night:
- Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: Chris Evans, Andrew Lloyd Webber, Toosii
- The Late Show with Stephen Colbert: Josh Groban, Sheryl Lee Ralph
- The Late Late Show with James Corden: Seth Meyers, a performance by the Broadway cast of “Six”
- Jimmy Kimmel Live: Freddie Highmore, Amanda Peet, Dinner Party
- The Daily Show: Guest host Jordan Klepper
- Watch What Happens Live: Lindsay Hubbard, Samantha Feher
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