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Here’s A BUNCH OF TV News
We have our first Saturday Night Live season 51 exit, but it’s a writer, not a performer: Celeste Yim.
Does this mean Bowen Yang is leaving this season? Maybe.
In which Tina Fey points out the obvious about writing for Saturday Night Live.
Beck Bennett is a little afraid of being thrown out of a window, and honestly, who can blame him?
Had she been alive, Sinead O’Connor would have been invited to perform at the SNL50 celebration. So that’s kind of a bummer.
Lorne Michaels thinks Seth Meyers and Jimmy Fallon are safe. For now.
Looks like Fallout will be released weekly when it returns to Prime in December. The headline of this article suggests that this is obviously a good thing, but I don’t know. I understand why a weekly release gives a show a chance to build word of mouth and an audience, but I also know I will wait for an entire show to drop before watching because I love me a binge. What say you: binge or not to binge?
Sonja Morgan’s notorious Upper East Side townhouse has been turned into a luxury rehab facility and I am dying. Perfect. No notes.
Even better? Her former neighbors are PISSED. ~chef’s kiss~
For the last time, Carmy and Syd are NEVER GETTING TOGETHER. Go write your own fanfic if you’re so desperate for it to happen.
Speaking of Are You My First?, how did the producers know the contestants were virgins? According to them: “You could just tell.”
Teen drama stars are admitting the obvious: the casts are all sleeping with each other in real life. I mean, look, when you get a bunch of attractive 20-somethings together, what do you expect to happen?
Malcolm McDowell is not a fan of Emily in Paris.
Daniel Dae Kim had some very interesting comments about overcorrecting in casting Asian actors of specific nationalities, and I’m just going to take his word for it because I do not have a dog in this fight.
To be fair, none of her wigs on this show were good.
Netflix Houses will open in Philadelphia on November 12, and in Dallas on December 11.
Paramount is looking to cut 3,000 jobs. Eesh.
A reminder to all the parents out there whose kids loved the new Superman movie: Peacemaker is not appropriate for them.
Lyle Menendez was also denied parole, which is not a surprise after his brother was denied the day before.
President Taco is mad at ABC and NBC again. Who even knows. More alarmingly, he just said on TV that “A lot of people are saying maybe we’d like a dictator,” in response to a conversation about sending soldiers into Chicago FOR NO GOD DAMNED REASON and we’re all just bobbing around in this fascist dictatorship pretending that it’s not happening and trying to get our laundry done and it’s making me feel like I’m losing my mind BUT WHATEVER, RIGHT?
How’s Dean Cain’s job with ICE going? Oh.
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If you like to cringe, I have quite the Buzzfeed listicle for you.
Congratulations, Jillian Harris and Justin Pasutto!
Renewals
- The Institute has been renewed for a second season on MGM+.
Cancellations
- Dexter: Original Sin has been canceled after one season, despite having previously been renewed for a second season on Showtime.
In Development
- The Advocate, a legal drama, is in development at ABC.
- Dad Camp is being adapted into a movie at Netflix.
Casting News
- Hayes Warner is joining The Shards on FX.
- Vera Farmiga will co-star and Indie DesRoches has joined the cast of an untitled Mark Wahlberg film based on the German sports comedy, Weekend Rebels, at Apple.
Mark Your Calendar
- Doc returns on Fox on September 23.
- Hell of a Summer debuts on Hulu on August 29.
- The Walking Dead: Daryl Dixon returns on AMC on September 7.
- Hotel Costiera debuts on Prime Video on September 24.
- Cold Justice returns September 13 on Oxygen.
- Crime Scene Zero premieres on Netflix on September 23.
- Inspector Zende debuts on Netflix on September 5.
- She Said Maybe will premiere on Netflix on September 19.
R.I.P.
Jerry Adler, Actor known for The Sopranos, The Good Wife, and Rescue Me, among many others, and Broadway director and stage manager
David Ketchum, Comedic actor known as Agent 13 on Get Smart, and prolific TV writer, contributing to Hey, Landlord, Happy Days, Laverne & Shirley, Here’s Lucy, M*A*S*H, Wonder Woman, MacGyver, Highway to Heaven and Full House
Diego Borella, Assistant director on Emily in Paris
Eduardo Serra, Oscar-nominated cinematographer
Reggie Carroll, Comedian
Per Holst, Danish film producer
Harrison Dossick, Prominent entertainment lawyer
WATCH THIS
Upload: A digital Nathan emerges in the final season premiere. Prime Video
The Friend: After her mentor dies, a writer inherits his beloved Great Dane, further disrupting her life. Naomi Watts and Bill Murray star. Paramount+
Love Island Reunion: There has been enough time since the finale for these dummies to get themselves worked up over what happened this season. Let the sparks fly. 8 p.m., Peacock
| MON. | 7:00 | 7:30 | 8:00 | 8:30 | 9:00 | 9:30 |
| ABC | Bachelor in Paradise (new) |
Match Game (repeat) |
| CBS | The Neighbor-hood (repeat) |
The Neighbor-hood (repeat) |
FBI (repeat) |
Watson (repeat) |
| CW | Penn & Teller: Fool Us (repeat) |
Whose Line Is It Anyway? (repeat) |
Whose Line Is It Anyway? (repeat) |
Local |
| FOX | LEGO Masters, Jr. (new) |
The Quiz With Balls (new) |
News/Local |
| NBC | American Ninja Warrior (new) |
Survival Mode (new) |