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New animal I need: wombat.

@josh_neille

Out in the wombat pen this morning trying to clean up Lane’s bedroom, and I swear Steve-O has made it his life mission to make the job impossible 😅🐻💚 Every single time I put the brush and shovel on the ground, he comes flying in with wombat zoomies, jumps up and down on everything, knocks it out of my hands, bites my shoelaces, barrels through my feet and then kicks all the hay straight back out of the shovel. Classic Steve-O behaviour. Little menace. Every day is a full-blown battle when I go in there to clean. It’s pretty much like going to wombat war with Steve-O. You walk in with good intentions and walk out defeated, covered in dirt, and missing a shoe lace 😂 He’s going so well though, it honestly cracks me up… but far out it’s hard to get anything done with a wombat tornado at your ankles. He’s even starting to throw off a few Gomez vibes. Naughty little boy. How do you reckon you’d go dealing with this little wombo? How would you ever get your house cleaned if you had a wombat running around like this? ONYAs 🐻✨

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Here’s A BUNCH OF TV News

John Oliver’s auction for PBS has ended — the one with the Bob Ross painting — and he raised nearly $1.54 million.

Eric Dane received a 10-minute standing ovation on the set of Brilliant Minds.

“I have never seen this happen in my entire career, but he essentially got a 10-minute standing ovation after shooting that scene,” [Creator Michael] Grassi said of a scene in which Dane’s Matthew Rimati, a firefighter coming to terms with how to share his ALS diagnosis with his family. “Because it was so beautiful and so honest and so real.”

James Cameron calls Netflix’s limited theatrical release system “rotten to the core.” So I guess he won’t be working with them anytime soon.

Heads up: Evil is leaving Netflix on December 31, so go binge it if you haven’t already.

For my SNL fans: you know how on the Thanksgiving specials (which will air tomorrow night, btw), they often show the bit from the 1970s where Paul Simon sings “Still Crazy After All These Years” while wearing a full turkey suit? Fun fact: that bit aired in the episode that followed Thanksgiving week. Which, sure, makes sense: after all, they don’t broadcast a new SNL on Thanksgiving week. EXCEPT, that year was the only year they DID air an SNL on the Saturday following Thanksgiving. Interestingly, that episode, hosted by a young Jodie Foster, did not include any Thanksgiving sketches. WEIRD.

Kate Beckinsale is insisting her daughter’s boyfriend “laid” two eggs. I just don’t even know, you guys.

Tara Reid believes she was drugged at a hotel bar. 

Hoping James Van Der Beek is doing better. 

The BBC is censoring itself thanks to President Orangutan. 

Who knew President Yamface was such a fan of Rush Hour?

I don’t know what the hell is going on over at the Miss Universe pageant. Contestants are quitting, judges are quitting, a contestant fell off the stage and was in the ICU, and executives were berating contestants. What I do know is that Miss Norway’s country costume was AMAZING and she should have won the whole thing just for this:

#MeToo

Representative Jaime Raskin has accused the current Justice Department of killing an investigation into Epstein’s co-conspirators the moment President Shitgoblin came into office. 

The process of removing Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor’s name from locations has begun.

This amazing site has organized all of the released Epstein emails and made it look like you are looking at Jeffrey Epstein’s Gmail account.

Steve Bannon was planning on making a documentary to redeem Jeffrey Epstein when OOPS, the sex monster was arrested.

Our White House is helping out sex traffickers. Cool.

President Piggy’s history of calling women “pigs.” 

I am not going to talk about the text messages between Robert Kennedy Jr. and Olivia Nuzzi — and if you don’t know what I’m talking about, preserve your innocence and DO NOT GOOGLE IT. But in the midst of this Nuzzi story, her spurned ex, Ryan Lizza, also revealed that she had a relationship with Keith Olbermann when he was in his 50s, and she was as young as 18 (maybe even 17). GROSS. NO. BAD.

A Strictly Come Dancing contestant has been arrested for rape in the UK, but they can’t release his name because British law is weird.

Smokey Robinson has been accused of sexual assault by two more people.

A reality series crossover has resulted in accusations being thrown around. While filming a crossover episode, The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives star Demi Engemann went to Castello Rosato, also known as “Vanderpump Villa,” where she flirted with server Marciano Brunette. But she later claimed that he groped and sexually assaulted her. He says he did nothing improper and is considering taking legal action against her.

The sexual battery and retaliation lawsuit against Vin Diesel by a former assistant has been dismissed for being filed in the wrong place.

Who could have possibly guessed that a polygamist would have problems with women?

Brendan Fraser calls out the shelving of the Batgirl movie as denying little girls a hero to look up to because representation matters and Brendan Fraser is a mensch.

Richard Dreyfuss’s son Ben Dreyfuss says he is no longer speaking to his father in part thanks to Kevin Spacey. Apparently, Ben’s brother Harry accused Kevin Spacey of assaulting him, and Ben, who was running Richard Dreyfuss’ Twitter account at the time, made a tweet supporting his brother. This prompted someone to MeToo Richard Dreyfuss, and now he blames his son. Things have only escalated from there, apparently.

Speaking of that sex pest, Kevin Spacey is whinging about not having a place to live due to legal costs. He also claims “extremely powerful people” want to put him back to work, but he’s waiting to hear from Martin Scorsese or Quentin Tarantino. Keep holding your breath, Kev.

If you or someone you know has experienced sexual assault, you can call the National Sexual Assault Hotline at 1-800-656-HOPE (4673), which routes the caller to their nearest sexual assault service provider. You can also search for your local center here. 

Renewals

In Development

Casting News

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R.I.P.

John Eimen, Child actor who appeared in Leave it to Beaver, The Twilight Zone, The Untouchables, and several other series

Viola Ford Fletcher, Oldest survivor of the Tulsa Race Massacre

WATCH THIS

Dancing with the Stars: Three-hour season finale. It’s been quite the ride. 7 p.m., ABC

Doc: Grief helps clarify Jake’s feelings for Amy in the fall finale. 8 p.m., Fox

Is It Cake? Holiday: OK BUT IS IT CAKE OR IS IT AN ORNAMENT? I HAVE TO KNOW. Premiere.  Netflix

Good Sports: Kevin Hart and Kenan Thompson host this new weekly sports recap series. Series premiere. Prime Video

The Shuffle: A deep-dive into the iconic 1985 Chicago Bears and their  “Super Bowl Shuffle” song and music video. Premiere.  8 p.m., HBO

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