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Here’s A BUNCH OF TV News
Oh cool: CNN’s head, Mark Thompson, told his reporters to “ease up” on the coverage of President Cognitive Test’s completely outrageous destruction of the East Wing. Why? Why, Mark? “Thompson had been at the White House last week meeting the Trump administration officials about the network’s new direct-to-consumer streaming service, Status reported, noting it is commonplace for the heads of major news networks to meet with West Wing officials to shore up professional rapport and establish lines of communication.” Oh.
In other “destruction of the fourth estate” news, Bret Baier says “thanks but no thanks” to CBS News (for now). His contract with Fox News goes through 2028, so he’s not in a position to change teams. But that’s OK, because Bari Weiss is now courting that douchecanoe, Scott Jennings.
The View is foregoing the Halloween costumes this year. Explaining, Alyssa Farrah Griffith explained, “I know I was bummed, but to be honest, with how heavy some of the topics are, you don’t want to be, like, dressed as a grape and talking about what’s happening in our news cycle.” Fair enough.
Paramount will keep Yellowstone and its eleventy spinoffs after Sheridan leaves for NBCUniversal. So they’ve got that going for them. Here are more details of the behind-the-scenes machinations behind Paramount’s huge loss: basically, a lot of money and huge egos were at play. But I’m sure everything’s going great at Paramount, and this is no biggie.
The cast of Married … with Children will reunite next year at an event to raise money for MS, and Christina Applegate is expected to be there.
Just watching The Pitt inspires people to become organ donors and to think about end-of-life care.
It’s been so long since Stranger Things premiered that this is an entire list of shows that premiered after Stranger Things and have already ended, including You, Succession, and Squid Game. Insane.
After being The Simpsons‘ showrunner for 25 years, Al Jean is stepping down. November 2 will be his final episode. Thanks for the laughs, Al!
Elsewhere, the Scrubs reboot has already lost one of its showrunners over “creative differences.” That was fast.
We might not have seen the last of Walder Frey after all. ~shivers~
Only Murders in the Building is heading to London next season.
Happy (belated) 50th birthday, Good Morning America!
Gross. I mean, congrats. I guess.
Congratulations, Rudy Mancuso and Camila Mendes!
Congratulations, Connie Britton and David Windsor!
#MeToo
Outer Banks creator and director, Jonas Pate, has been accused of grabbing and shaking a female production assistant while shouting in her face. It was bad enough that actors on the show had to step in and pull him off her. Production is continuing.
Bijou Phillips wants to drop “Masterson” from her daughter’s name in the wake of Danny Masterson’s rape conviction.
Melania Trump threatened to sue writer Michael Wolff for $1 billion over his comments suggesting that she was behind White House efforts to minimize her and her husband’s relationship with Jeffrey Epstein. Michael Wolff said, “Bet,” and has actually sued her:
“Mrs. Trump and her ‘unitary executive’ husband along with their MAGA myrmidons have made a practice of threatening those who speak against them with costly SLAPP actions in order to silence their speech, to intimidate their critics generally, and to extract unjustified payments and North Korean-style confessions and apologies,’” says the 15-page filing today from the veteran Trump and Rupert Murdoch chronicler.
“By her Threat Letter and this responsive Declaratory Action and related Anti- SLAPP Declaratory Action, Mrs. Trump has given Wolff subpoena power which he intends to exercise fully and expeditiously,” the filing adds with no small implications of its own.
Excellent. Depose them both, Michael.
While we’re on the subject of Jeffrey Epstein, the Virginia Giuffre book has been out for a week now, detailing horrible abuses of young women by Prince Andrew, quite notably. So obviously the person we must blame is … a woman. Remember: a grown-ass adult man is never responsible for his own shitty behavior, y’all!
One of the things Giuffre accuses Prince Andrew of doing is putting pressure on media outlets to not air her interviews, and to sic internet trolls to hound her. HUH. SOUNDS FAMILIAR.
“Does ‘SNL’ Have a History of Misogyny?” Yes. Next question?
MEN: When you are going in for a costume fitting, WEAR UNDERPANTS.
If you or someone you know has experienced sexual assault, you can call the National Sexual Assault Hotline at 1-800-656-HOPE (4673), which routes the caller to their nearest sexual assault service provider. You can also search for your local center here.
Renewals
- Only Murders in the Building has been renewed for a sixth season on Hulu.
In Development
- An untitled Destination Wedding project from Erin Foster has been ordered at Hulu.
- The Future is Ours is in the works at Netflix.
- Disney+ has exited Doctor Who. The BBC insists that it will continue.
Casting News
- George Clooney has joined Call My Agent! The Movie at Netflix.
- Murray Bartlett has joined All the Sinners Bleed on Netflix.
- Janet Hubert and Caroline Chikezie have joined the cast of Bel-Air on Peacock.
- Lamon Archey will star in Christmas by Design at BET+.
- Ken Leung has joined Superfakes on Peacock.
- Aran Murphy has joined the cast of War on HBO.
- Dennis Quaid, Milo Ventimiglia, Brooke Lena Johnson, Jennifer Tilly, and Mary Steenburgen will star in A Dog’s Perfect Christmas on Netflix.
- Aidan Laprete, Kelley Pereira, and Nelson Franklin have been added to the cast of The Social Reckoning.
Mark Your Calendars
- Fear Factor: House of Fear debuts on Fox in January.
- The Assassin will premiere on AMC+ on November 20.
- Downton Abbey: The Grand Finale will debut on Peacock on November 7.
- Paul McCartney: Man on the Run will debut on Prime Video on February.
- Joy to the World debuts on Disney+ and Hulu on December 1.
- Sidelined 2: Intercepted premieres on Tubi on November 27.
- Kingdom premieres on January 24 on BBC America and AMC+.
- Vantara: Sanctuary Stories debuts on Animal Planet on November 7.
- Epic Ride: The Story of Universal Theme Parks premieres on Peacock on November 17.
- Peyton’s Places returns on ESPN on November 2.
- Last Samurai Standing will debut on Netflix on November 13.
- Karaoke Club debuts on Prime Video on November 21.
- Three Idiots in Kenya debuts on Netflix on November 25.
- The Family Man returns on Prime Video on November 21.
- One Piece will return on Netflix on March 10.
- The second episode of IT: Welcome to Derry will debut on HBO Max on Friday, October 31.
- Freakier Friday will premiere on Disney+ on November 12.
- Nobody 2 will debut on Peacock on November 14.
- Michelle Obama: The Style, The Power, The Look – A Conversation with Robin Roberts – Special Edition of 20/20 will debut on ABC on November 2.
- Caroline Flack: Search for the Truth will debut on Hulu and Disney+ on November 10.
- Love Is Blind: Italy premieres on Netflix on December 1.
- City of Shadows debuts on Netflix on December 12.
R.I.P.
Prunella Scales, British actress best known for playing Sybil Fawlty on Fawlty Towers
“Scene after scene she was absolutely perfect.” — John Cleese
Charlie Jablonski, 12-time Emmy-winning NBC Sports executive and executive at the National Academy of Television Arts & Sciences
Jackie Ferrara, World-renowned sculptor
Cody “Beef” Franke, Barstool Sports personality and former PGA professional
Jack DeJohnette, Jazz drummer who played with Miles Davis
Ben Bader, TikTok star
WATCH THIS
Don’t Date Brandon: Two women involved with the same man discover that he’s a manipulative liar with dark secrets in this new limited series. Series premiere. Paramount+
High Potential: Museum heists are all the rage these days! Fall finale. 9 p.m., ABC
Heretic: Hugh Grant is having such a good time in this wicked little psychological horror as a man who tests two young women’s faith. 8:42 p.m., HBO Hits West
Late Night:
- Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: Liam Hemsworth, Leanne Morgan, Fuerza Regida
- Late Night with Seth Meyers: Reese Witherspoon, Harlan Coben, Henry Laporte
- The Late Show with Stephen Colbert: Colin Farrell, Cameron Crowe
- Jimmy Kimmel Live: Tessa Thompson, Daymond John, the Beths
- The Daily Show: Lucy Dacus, host Desi Lydic
- Watch What Happens Live: Erin Lichy, Lisa Barlow
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