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Here’s A BUNCH OF TV News
No, obviously that wasn’t Jason Isaacs’ actual penis, you pervs.
Wheel of Fortune fans are supposedly “worried” that Ryan Seacrest is spreading himself too thin on too many shows. YOU GUYS, DON’T WORRY ABOUT THE MAN WHO IS WORTH $450 MILLION. HE’S FINE. If anything, he should be working more for that kind of money.
Bitch NBC better have Gabby Windey’s money. Also, ALSO, how DARE you underestimate Gabby.
Sara and Joey from Love is Blind are NOT dating … at least for now.
David Letterman gave John Mulaney’s dad, Chip, an “extra” Emmy that he had laying around.
Y’all are real excited about The Last of Us returning.
Another reason to hate Elon Musk: he posted some dumb fake shit that led to the adorable Ayo Edeberi receiving a bunch of racist death threats.
Johnny Galecki, Michael Fishman, and Estelle Parsons will not be returning to The Conners in its final season on ABC. Sorry, DJ.
Actor Isaiah Stokes has been found guilty of murder in a 2021 case.
Renewals
- Landman has been renewed for a second season on Paramount+.
- Sistas has been renewed for a ninth season on BET.
- Beauty in Black has been renewed for a second season on Netflix.
- The Braxtons has been renewed for a second season on We TV.
- The Forsyte Saga has been renewed on PBS for a second season.
Cancellations
- Alaskan Bush People has been canceled at Discovery Channel after 15 seasons.
In Development
- Cujo is being turned into a movie again at Netflix.
- The Perfect Couple is being turned into an anthology series on Netflix, with Swan Song being the next novel to be adapted.
- NBC will continue to be the home of the Olympics for another four years.
- Seven Sisters, a drama starring Elizabeth Olsen, has been ordered at Apple TV+.
- A crisis PR drama starring Lizzy Caplan is in the works at Netflix.
- An adaptation of John le Carré’s novel Legacy of Spies starring Matthew Macfadyen is in the works.
- Overboard for Love, a dating competition series from Alex Cooper’s production company, is in the works at Hulu.
- The Tiger Slam is being adapted into a documentary about Tiger Woods at Amazon MGM.
- Wimbledon Common, and The Wimbledon Killer — both documentaries about the murder of Rachel Nickell — are in the works at Netflix and Prime Video respectively.
- Fire With Fire is being adapted for television on NBC.
- Coven Academy has been given a pilot order at Disney.
- Death at the White Hart is being adapted into a TV series at ITV.
Casting News
- Daniel Radcliffe will co-star in the Tracy Morgan comedy at NBC.
- Jeff Daniels is joining Shrinking on Apple TV+ as Jimmy’s father.
- Seth Green has joined The Conners on ABC.
- June Diane Raphael has joined Elle on Prime Video as Elle Woods’ mother.
- Franka Potente is joining Dark Winds on AMC and AMC+.
- Peter Sarsgaard has joined Neuromancer on Apple TV+.
- David Dastmalchian has joined Dexter: Resurrection on Paramount+ with Showtime.
- Gabriel Luna has joined the cast of The Terminal List on Prime Video.
- Tom Cavanagh has been cast in FBI on CBS.
- Shannon Gisela, Brittany Adebumola, and Dylan Jackson will star in M.I.A. on Peacock.
- Clifton Collins Jr. and Mo McRae have joined Lucky on Apple TV+.
- Nikki Glaser will host The Golden Globes again on CBS.
- Billy Flynn is leaving Days of Our Lives on Peacock and joining The Young and the Restless on CBS.
- Adrian Anchondo has joined General Hospital on ABC.
Mark Your Calendars
- Hacks returns on Max on April 10.
- Black Mirror returns on Netflix on April 10.
- Poker Face returns on Peacock on May 8.
- Your Friends & Neighbors debuts on Apple TV+ on April 11.
- Godfather of Harlem returns on MGM+ on April 13.
- Big Boys returns on Hulu on March 25.
- Pets premieres on Disney+ on April 11.
- The Clubhouse: A Year With the Red Sox debuts on Netflix on April 8.
- Bad Influence: The Dark Side of Kidfluencing debuts on Netflix on April 9.
- The Gen Zone debuts on BET+ today.
- Go! debuts on Netflix on March 21.
- The Dad Quest premieres on Netflix on April 9.
- North of North debuts on Netflix on April 10.
- The Gardener debuts on Netflix on April 11.
- Devil May Cry premieres on Netflix on April 3.
- Sistas will return on BET on July 16.
- Somebody’s Son will premiere on OWN on April 12.
- Deaf President Now! will premiere on Apple TV+ on May 16.
- The Valley returns on Bravo on April 15.
- Overcompensating debuts on Prime Video on May 15.
- 24 in 24: Last Chef Standing returns on Food Network on April 27.
- Jane debuts on Apple TV+ on April 18.
- Beyond Paradise returns on BritBox on March 28.
- Gone Girls: The Long Island Serial Killer premieres on Netflix on March 31.
- Dance of Destiny: A Guide to Winning the Men’s Basketball Tournament premieres on TNT on March 18.
- Babygirl will begin streaming on Max on April 25.
- Y2K will begin streaming on Max on April 4.
R.I.P.
Gene Winfield, Custom car designer for Get Smart, Batman, The Man from U.N.C.L.E., Star Trek, and many movies including Blade Runner, Back to the Future II, RoboCop, The Last Starfighter
Dave Mallow, Voice actor for Mighty Morphin Power Rangers
Kathryn Apanowicz, British soap actress who appeared on EastEnders among others
WATCH THIS
Top Chef: It’s set in Canada this season. Interesting timing. Season premiere. 8 p.m., Bravo
Adolescence: A 13-year-old is accused of killing a classmate in this harrowing new limited drama series, filmed in one take. Series premiere. Netflix
Long Bright River: A Philly cop realizes she might be tied to a series of murders in a hard-hit neighborhood. Series premiere. Peacock
The Parenting: A couple decides to introduce each other to their respective parents in a rental house that is also occupied by a 400-year-old poltergeist in this new horror-comedy film. Max
The Wheel of Time: Season three premiere. Prime Video
Animal Control: Animal Control has no dogs available for adoption at the new kennel’s groundbreaking ceremony in the season finale. 8 p.m., Fox
Going Dutch: The Colonel forgets Captain Maggie’s birthday again. Season finale. 8:30 p.m., Fox
Late Night:
- Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: Nick Jonas, Adrienne Warren, Anthony Michael Hall, a performance from “The Last Five Years”
- Late Night with Seth Meyers: Paul Rudd, Natasha Rothwell
- The Late Show with Stephen Colbert: Gary Oldman
- After Midnight: Asif Ali, Saagar Shaikh, Morgan Murphy
- Jimmy Kimmel Live: Ellen Pompeo, David Blaine, Saint Motel
- The Daily Show: TBA
- Watch What Happens Live: Anitta
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