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Hereâs A BUNCH OF TV News
INFINITE LOLS: A New York jury found Former President Hires Bad Attorneys liable for $83 million in E. Jean Carrollâs second defamation suit against him. The short version: While he was President, Carroll came forward saying that he raped her in a dressing room back in the 90s. He responded by saying she was a liar, that she wasnât his âtype,â that he didnât know who she was, and called on the public to prove she was conspiring with the Democratic party. At a party, George Conway encouraged Carroll to sue him for defamation, and in 2019, she did just that. In 2023, a jury found that Former President Grab âEm By the Pussy had sexually assaulted Carroll (but fell short of finding that he raped her) and defamed her, and awarded her $5 million. BUT THAT WASNâT GOOD ENOUGH FOR THE FORMER TODDLER-IN-CHIEF, who then went on social media and defamed her even more, countless times. So she hauled his ass back in court, and this new jury agreed with her to the tune of $83 million.
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Big props to the ladies of The View.
Itâs official: Suits was the most-streamed show of 2023. (BUT WHY??) Ted Lasso was the most-streamed original series, and Moana the most-streamed movie. Obviously, the lessons to be taken from this are that networks should move back to 22-episode seasons; USA should return to producing original series for female audiences; and that well-written, emotionally sincere comedies should be in the pipeline, but I GUARANTEE YOU none of those things will come to pass.
Still no explanation for why Dave Chappelle was on the stage for Saturday Night Liveâs goodnights this weekend (he wasnât the host and he didnât do a cameo, so wtf? did Fallon bring him?) but Bowen Yang and Sarah Sherman were clearly grossed out:
This moment of Bowen and Sarah realizing that Chappelle has randomly gotten on stage for the goodnights is really just a bummer to watch. https://t.co/c2qBWUjB0C
â That Week In SNL (@ThatWeekInSNL) January 28, 2024
Iâm so happy for Taylor Swiftâs boyfriendâs sportsball team! (Genuinely, because it is making MAGA and incel heads explode everywhere.)
Yes yes yes. đ https://t.co/3tsloPC0tb
â Hilarie Burton Morgan (@HilarieBurton) January 29, 2024
ABC keeps hinting that a Golden Bachelorette is coming.
Dolly Parton is out here hinting that there could be new Buffy the Vampire Slayer ⊠something (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!). And that is your yearly reminder that Dolly Parton was a producer on Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
Severance has begun filming season two (finally).
And Knives Out 3 will film sometime this year.
Christopher Nolan loved The Curse: âItâs an incredible show,â Nolan said. âItâs unlike anything Iâve ever seen on television before.â WELL, THATâS CERTAINLY THE TRUTH.
Warner Bros. Discovery stock has fallen?
Hayden Panettiere claims that the Nashville writers stole her life.
Now that Prime Video has ads (unless you pay more), whatâs the point of Freevee?
Keanu Reeves will be the first recipient of the Lance Reddick Legacy award at the Saturn Awards.
Meghan McCain is just now learning that Jon Stewart is âwoke.â
This isnât about TV, but my blog, blah blah blah. ANYWAY, the biggest pop culture news this weekend was that my H-town homie, Megan Thee Stallion, released a diss track called âHiss.â The song took aim at a number of people who have attacked her after rapper Tory Lanez shot her in the foot, including Drake, DaBaby, Chromazz, Lanez himself, and, most notably, Nicki Minaj. (BTW, the song is really good.) Nicki Minaj is LOSING HER MIND over it, and released her response today that even her die-hard fans can defend. Anyway, hereâs all the dirt for my fellow olds, in case you were wondering.
Ashley Park appears to be on the mend and back on the set of Emily in Paris.
Thinking of Jay Leno and his family.
Renewals
- Is It Cake? has been renewed at Netflix for a third season.
- America in Black has been renewed for a second season on BET.
Cancellations
- Babylon Berlin has been canceled at Netflix after three seasons, despite being renewed in Germany for a fourth season. All three seasons will be pulled from Netflix on February 28.
In Development
- Borrowed Time, a crime drama with a sci-fi twist, is being developed at Fox.
- Temptation Island is moving from USA to Netflix.
- The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives is in development at Hulu.
- Skywalkers: A Love Story has been acquired by Netflix.
- A documentary about Elizabeth Taylor produced by and featuring Kim Kardashian is in the works at BBC.
- Mr Bates vs The Post Office has been acquired by PBS Masterpiece.
- Bert Kreischer has signed a deal to create two more stand-up specials at Netflix.Â
Casting News
- JoJo Siwa is returning to So You Think You Can Dance on Fox, replacing Nigel Lythgoe.
- Kayla Wallace, James Jordan, Mark Collie, and Paulina ChĂĄvez have been cast in Landman on Paramount+.
- Tom Hopper has joined Terminal List: Dark Wolf on Prime Video.
- Jennifer Nettles has been cast in The Bondsman on Prime Video.
- Jane Krakowski, Linda Lavin, Retta, and Blair Underwood are all set to guest star on Elsbeth on CBS.
- Tatanka Means has been added to the cast of Ransom Canyon on Netflix.
- Jared Abrahamson has joined the cast of The Penguin on Max.
- Eden McCoy is set to return to General Hospital on ABC on February 1, while her co-star Nicholas Chavez will begin a hiatus on January 31.
- Joan Coaston, Lulu Garcia-Navarro, and Reiham Salam have joined CNN as on-air contributors.
Mark Your Calendar
- BMF returns on Starz on March 1.
- A Heroâs Journey: The Making of Percy Jackson and the Olympians premieres on Disney+ on January 30.
- Ricky Stanicky premieres on Prime Video on March 7.
- The Space Race will debut on National Geographic on February 12 and on Hulu and Disney+ the next day.
- Meet Me in Rome debuts on Roku on February 9.
- 50/50 Flip returns on Hulu on February 7.
- Heartbreak High returns on Netflix on April 11.
THEY'RE BACK BABES. Heartbreak High returns APRIL 11. pic.twitter.com/t20PnndwzA
â Netflix (@netflix) January 29, 2024
- The Wages of Fear will debut on Netflix on March 29.
- The Mire Millennium will premiere on Netflix on February 28.
- Risque Business: Netherlands & Germany will premiere on Netflix on February 20.
Hello Europe! Shin Dong-youp and Sung Si-kyung have some unfinished business and theyâre back with more eye-opening interviews#RisquĂ©Business: Netherlands & Germany is coming February 20th, only on #Netflix pic.twitter.com/mXj6pHFvqu
â Netflix K-Content (@netflixkcontent) January 28, 2024
- A Killer Paradox will debut on Netflix on February 9.
- Time returns on BBC on March 27.
- Lil Jon Wants to Do What? returns on HGTV on February 12.
R.I.P.
Rod Holcomb, Emmy-winning director on Lost, ER, Justified, The Good Wife and countless others
Tom Johnson, Comedy writer who wrote for The Daily Show, Lopez Tonight, and The Jeselnik Offensive
Harry Connick Sr., Former New Orleans D.A. and father of Harry Connick, Jr.
Sandra Milo, Italian actress
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