They’re all innocent except for that corgi who has absolutely NO REGRETS.
@weratedogs the dogs were innocent again this week… IG: loollunana @mabel @Mango the Fluffy Corgi @Aria @Jax #weratedogs
Here’s A BUNCH OF TV News
The great news is work has begun on season two of both Widow’s Bay and Pluribus. The less great news is that it’s just the writing. Neither series will be back soon.
American Horror Story suggests you should rewatch these episodes ahead of season 13.
American Idol is moving to Georgia.
When asked if anyone from CBS called to congratulate Colbert on his Emmy, he pulled a Mariah Carey.
Bari Weiss is in a power struggle with CBS’s president Tom Cibrowski over news coverage.
Obviously, this DOJ is siding with Paramount. That’s the whole point.
President Tantrum is closing the Kennedy Center because he’s not allowed to put his name on it. You know what? Fine. We’ll open it back up when you’re out of office. Or dead. And bitch, you better leave those bulldozers parked.
The one good thing that came from all of this is the introduction (at least to me) of Ohio Congresswoman Joyce Beatty, who has refused to step down from The Kennedy Center board, and has been the one person pushing back on this monster’s intentions.
President Turd: “I think you’re incompetent.”
Congresswoman Beatty: “I KNOW you’re incompetent.”
KEEP UP THE GOOD FIGHT, QUEEN.
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Someone is feeling awfully smug.
Prime Video is going to offer a super bundle that includes AMC+, Starz, MGM+, PBS Masterpiece, and BritBox for $29.99 per month. It’s expensive, I’ll grant you, but that’s a lot of programming.
Prime Video is also looking to take over the Emmys. Stay tuned.
Paramount and Netflix are ending their animated film pact.
Aaron Rodgers: bringing women together with his assholery.
Thinking of Ana Navarro’s husband, Al Cárdenas, who has been diagnosed with Parkinson’s Disease.
Conan O’Brien is supporting a group, the State + Local Election Alliance, which gives money to overlooked campaigns for local and state offices that oversee our elections. This is genuinely important business, and the pressure point where things can go very wrong. Make a plan to vote in EVERY election on the ballot, not just the top of the ticket.
Which reminds me, please check your registration status or register to vote:
If you are in Texas, you can check your registration here. (And be sure to check a few more times before October 5th, as they intend to keep purging.)
If you are anywhere else in the country, check your registration here.
Casting News
- Method Man will guest star on Cupertino on CBS.
- Kristin Cavallari will star in Cowboy Hearts on Roku.
- Carol Kane, Fiona Gubelmann, and Marco Grazzini will star in An Angel in My Stocking on Hallmark Channel.
- Molly Hewitt-Richards, Rafe Spall, and Jasper Ambrose are joining the Harry Potter series on HBO.
- John Gabriel Rodriguez, SteVonté Hart, Gabrielle Byndloss, Samuel-Taylor, Julian Green, and Aaron Smalls have joined the Black rodeo drama series on Starz.
- Bradford Anderson and Steve Burton will co-star in a holiday movie together. As of now, details are scarce.
- Mikayla Matthews is leaving The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives on Hulu.
- Jodie Whittaker will star in In Contempt on ITV.
Mark Your Calendars
- NCIS: New York debuts on CBS on October 6.
- Law & Order: SVU returns on NBC on October 8.
Promo for #SVU October 8. pic.twitter.com/HFwrkykOLz
— Law & Order SVU (@NBCSVU_fans) September 15, 2026
- 9-1-1: Nashville returns on ABC on October 15.
Emergencies of biblical proportions are coming.
Don’t miss the season premiere of #911Nashville on October 15 on ABC. Stream on Hulu. pic.twitter.com/jrAprpeYIJ
— 9-1-1: Nashville (@911nashville) September 15, 2026
- Animals debuts on Netflix on October 9.
- Maigret will return on PBS on October 18.
- Hollywood Arts will debut on Netflix on October 15.
- Hunting Gary Glitter will debut on Netflix on October 14.
- Setting the Tempo will premiere on ESPN and Disney+ on September 20.
- The Celebrity Traitors will premiere on BBC on October 1.
- The Trap will premiere on Netflix on October 13.
- The Remarried Empress will premiere on Hulu and Disney+ on November 4.
- One Year to Live, Buy a Man will premiere on Netflix on November 5.
- CMA Presents I Will Always Love You: A Celebration of Dolly Parton will air on ABC and Disney+ on October 21 and on Hulu on October 22.
- The New Stanford Prison Experiment will premiere on Netflix on October 15.
- Pride and Prejudice will debut on Netflix on December 3.
R.I.P.
Patricio Guzmán, Chilean documentary filmmaker
Cheetah Chrome, Guitarist for punk band Dead Boys
WATCH THIS
MasterChef: Season finale. 7 p.m., Fox
Nation’s Dumbest: Season finale. 8 p.m., Fox
The Great American Road Rally: Ian Ziering hosts this celebration of Route 66. Series premiere. 8 p.m., The CW
Slow Horses: Are you like my husband and have been counting down the days until this returned? Great news, friends. Season premiere. Apple TV
South Park: Or is it South America? Season premiere. 9 p.m., Comedy Central
Neagley: In this spinoff of Reacher, when Frances Neagley learns that an old friend has been murdered, she sets off on a mission for justice. Series premiere. Prime Video
The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City: Season premiere. Bravo
City of Blood: Germans, climate change, vampires. What more could you want from a series? Series premiere. Hulu
Late Night:
- The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: LISA, Benny Blanco, Rachael “Raygun” Gunn, Jungle
- Jimmy Kimmel Live: Bill Burr, H.E.R., Judith Hill
- The Daily Show: Colin Kaepernick, host Josh Johnson
- Watch What Happens Live: Bronwyn Newport, Jon Lovett
| WEDS. | 7:00 | 7:30 | 8:00 | 8:30 | 9:00 | 9:30 |
| ABC | Dancing With the Stars (new) |
| CBS | Big Brother (new) |
NCIS (repeat) |
| CW | Police 24/7 (repeat) |
The Great American Road Rally (new) |
Local |
| FOX | Masterchef (new) |
Nation’s Dumbest (new) |
News/Local |
| NBC | America’s Got Talent (new) |
Chicago Fire (repeat) |
Chicago P.D. (repeat) |
