Bless Henry’s heart.
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Here’s A BUNCH OF TV News
LOOK. LISTEN. It is literally painful for me to admit that Ted Cruz is doing something I agree with, but here we are. (Ouch.) But my despised senator from Texas, along with Oregon’s Ron Wyden, have introduced the Justice Against Weaponized Bureaucratic Overreach to Networked Expression Act, or the JAWBONE Act, creating a new pathway for Americans to sue government officials who pressure private companies into suppressing protected speech. Think of it as the “Jimmy Kimmel Act,” because that whole stupid kerfuffle is what inspired this. It’s infuriating that we have to create a law to deal with what should be clearly protected speech, but one of the things we are going to have to do in the coming years is fill in all the holes in our system — otherwise known as “norms” — that this administration has sought to exploit because there was no law expressly forbidding them from doing so. As much as it pains me to write, I hope this bill — from Ted Cruz of all people, TED CRUZ! — passes. (OW ow ow ow ow.)
The minute the Ellisons and Bari Weiss take over CNN, Kara Swisher is out, thankyouverymuch.
You can still buy parts of The Late Show with Stephen Colbert.
Nate “I’m Not Political” Bargatze attended the UFC event at the White House and is now mad that people noticed. And here’s the thing, it’s fine for Bargatze to be to the right politically, or even be MAGA, but just own it, dude, instead of trying to play both sides.
Your reminder that in real life, Nurse Dana has collected the most improbable list of husbands.
A lot of people watched the NBA finals? This is my shocked face.
Someone is SO MAD she’s no longer on The View.
The Simpsons have predicted the future more times than you might realize.
Feel better soon, Nick Swardson!
Get well soon, Jeremy Clarkson. And fuck cancer.
Renewals
- One Night in Idaho: The College Murders has been renewed for a second season on Prime Video.
In Development
- Rock City, a new comedy series from Janelle James and David Caspe, is in development at Hulu.
- The World Series of Poker is returning to ESPN.
- Egg Baby, a rom-com, is in development at Amazon MGM.
- Mickey’s Home Alone, a full-length Christmas special, is in the works at Disney+.
- A Christmas Prayer 2 is in the works at Great American Family.
Casting News
- Miriam Shor has joined The Audacity on AMC.
- Grace Gummer has joined an untitled thriller series at Apple TV, which also stars Dakota Fanning.
Mark Your Calendars
- The Westies will premiere on MGM+ on July 12.
- Survival of the Thickest will return on Netflix on July 2.
- Susana and Elvira: No Plan B will premiere on Netflix on July 12.
- Criminopatia will premiere on Netflix soon.
- ComicView: Rooftop Series will premiere on BET on June 30.
- Des Bishop: Bridge & Tunnel will debut on Hulu on June 26.
- The Perfect Lie will debut on Netflix on September 10.
R.I.P.
Daveigh Chase, Actress who played Samara Morgan in The Ring and was the voice of Lilo in Lilo and Stitch. She also appeared in Big Love, Donnie Darko, Sabrina, The Teenage Witch, Charmed, The Practice, and ER
Wendy Jill Freedman, Founder of Polkadots and Moonbeams, a vintage boutique that supplied many productions, including Emily in Paris, This Is Us, and The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
Walter Parazaider, Founding member of the band Chicago
Teddie Beverley, The last of the Beverley Sisters
Kyle Calder, Former NHL player
WATCH THIS
Widow’s Bay: Season finale of the year’s best show so far. Apple TV
Las Culturistas Culture Awards: Bowen and Matt are back with the most important awards show of them all. Peacock
Never Change!: A group of thirty-somethings returns to their high school to complete their educations, which were disrupted by a tornado years earlier, and soon enough, old relationships are rekindled, and truths are revealed in this new comedy. Premiere. Hulu
Million Dollar Nannies: Like Million Dollar Listing but with nannies. Or something. I don’t know, it’s a reality show about nannies who work for ridiculously wealthy people. Series premiere. 7:30 p.m., Freeform & Hulu
Late Night:
- The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: John Cena, Olivia Cooke, Lexi Minetree, Kim Gordon
- Late Night with Seth Meyers: Alden Ehrenreich
- Jimmy Kimmel Live: Walton Goggins, “Science Bob” Pflugfelder
- The Daily Show: John Early, host Jordan Klepper
- Watch What Happens Live: Lukas Gage, Michelle Saniei
| WEDS. | 7:00 | 7:30 | 8:00 | 8:30 | 9:00 | 9:30 |
| ABC | Celebrity Wheel of Fortune (repeat) |
Scrubs (repeat) |
Scrubs (repeat) |
Scrubs (repeat) |
Scrubs (repeat) |
| CBS | Harlan Coben’s Final Twist (repeat) |
NCIS (repeat) |
NCIS: Sydney (repeat) |
| CW | Police 24/7 (repeat) |
Law & Order: Toronto (repeat) |
Local |
| FOX | Masterchef (new) |
Fear Factor: House of Fear (repeat) |
News/Local |
| NBC | Brilliant Minds (new) |
Chicago Fire (repeat) |
Chicago P.D. (repeat) |
