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Here’s A BUNCH OF TV News

I mean, obviously, the only thing to be discussed today is the messy messy messy breakup between Elon Musk and President Twice Divorced For a Reason, right? We all knew this was coming: there was no way two narcissistic megalomaniacal billionaires were going to be able to share the power of the White House, much less the world’s attention. But it’s still delicious.

So what had happened was: President Deficit is trying to get his budget bill passed, a bill that will cut spending, leave almost 11 million people without health insurance and food assistance, but also add $2.4 trillion to the national debt. It got through the House by a single vote, and now the Senate has it, but the Senate doesn’t like it — for all sorts of reasons. And neither does Elon Musk who started bitching that it doesn’t cut spending nearly enough.

Musk started threatening Mike Johnson and the Republicans and then claimed that Donald Jenius Trump wouldn’t have won the 2024 election without him (which raised some eyebrows on the left — but I genuinely don’t think it was an admission of election tampering). This pissed off President Election Fraud, who threatened to cut Musk’s government contracts. In response, Musk went nuclear and tweeted that President Sex Offender is on the Jeffrey Epstein list, which is why the FBI won’t release it.

It is hilarious.

For a step-by-step breakdown of the breakdown, I suggest you click through this Thread:

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Now, anyone with half a brain already knew that the reason the administration hasn’t released the Epstein list is because President Groper’s name is ALL OVER IT. MAGA has somehow convinced themselves that the list is filled with Democrats and Hollywood types, and have been disappointed time and time again that this White House won’t release it. They literally soothe themselves by telling themselves that some sort of “secret investigations” are happening that President QAnon’s FBI doesn’t want to compromise. LOL, OK. So is Bill Clinton’s name on the list? PROBABLY. Do I care? Absolutely not. Release the list.

As you can imagine, social media and late-night LIT UP:

“Trump’s going to have to get one of those bumper stickers for his Tesla that says ‘I bought this before Elon told everyone I was on Epstein’s plane.’” — Stephen Colbert

“It’s as clear as ever that neither of these guys really believe in anything. Elon spent nearly $300 million to get Republicans elected, and now he’s shocked that they’re doing the thing everyone said they would do. And in the process, Trump used Elon to get back into power. You know, in a way, they were right. Watching these guys destroy each other is both ‘big’ and ‘beautiful.’” — Seth Meyers

“Just so we’re clear, Trump thinks everything Elon did before this was not crazy?” — Jimmy Fallon

“I feel bad for Donald Trump. I mean, first, he lost Jeffrey Epstein, now, Elon. He’s running out of friends.” — Jimmy Kimmel

“It’s not a big surprise that Trump might be in the Epstein Files. We’ve seen the party together. Of course, Trump is in the Epstein Files. This is like saying, ‘guys, they’re aliens in The X-Files.’ Yeah, obviously. But for his own best friend/sugar daddy to say this, that is huge. Although I like [how Musk ended his tweet with] ‘have a nice day.’ I don’t know if Trump is, but I sure am.” — Michael Kosta

Oh and social media had jokes. They had jokes:

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Teresa Nist was thisclose to being on Bachelor in Paradise, but then when she changed her mind — and then changed it back — the producers sent her packing. And you know what? Fair.

Teresa is also pissed that Gerry Turner claimed that they broke up because of his cancer, insisting that it played no part whatsoever.

Is John Mulaney’s talk show, Everybody’s Live, getting a second season? It’s sounding unlikely.

Leah Remini wants to set the record straight that she and Jennifer Lopez are not on the outs, in case you were losing sleep over their friendship.

Ghost Adventures‘ Aaron Goodwin’s estranged wife was sentenced to between three to seven-and-a-half years for trying to put a hit out on him. 

News you can use.

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Enzo Staiola, Italian actor best known for his role as the boy in Ladri di Biciclette (Bicycle Thieves)

Philippe Labro, French journalist, author, movie director, and songwriter

WATCH THIS

FRIDAY

Resident Alien: Harry’s in outer space prison as season four begins. Season premiere. 10 p.m., USA and Syfy

Predator: Killer of Killers: This animated film follows three fierce warriors — a Viking, a Samurai, and a World War II pilot — who go up against the universe’s most brutal fighter, Predators. Premiere. Hulu

Late to the Party: Coming Out Later in Life: A look at the heartbreaking stories of the challenges older generations faced that kept them from coming out, and a reminder why pride is so important. Premiere. 7 p.m., ABC

The Survivors: A tight-knit Australian community is rocked by a murder 15 years after having been hit by a deadly storm in this new limited series.  Netflix

SATURDAY

Good Night, and Good Luck: For the first time ever, a Broadway play is being broadcast live: George Clooney stars in the historic story of the live-aired showdown between journalist Edward R. Murrow and Senator Joseph McCarthy. More relevant than ever. Premiere. 6 p.m., CNN

Fight Club: The number of people — the number of men — who do not understand that this is a critique of toxic masculinity, not a celebration of it, continues to amaze and shock me. 11:33 p.m., HBO

SUNDAY

The 78th Tony Awards: You’re either going to be watching Broadway’s big night … 7 p.m., CBS

NBA Finals: … or Game 2. Not going to be a whole lot of overlap here unless you are maybe famous Oklahoman Kristin Chenoweth. 7 p.m., ABC

SNL50: The Anniversary Special: This is a rebroadcast of the three-hour special that aired back in February. But honestly, the better special is the SNL50: The Homecoming Concert over on Peacock. 7 p.m., NBC

FRI. 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30
ABC Late to the Party: Coming Out Later in Life
(new)		 20/20
CBS Fire Country
(repeat)		 An Evening with Dua Lipa
CW Penn & Teller: Fool Us
(repeat)		 Masters of Illusion
(repeat)		 Local
FOX Masterchef
(repeat)		 Gordon Ramsay’s Secret Service
(repeat)		 Local
NBC Soaring to Life: The Making of How to Train Your Dragon
(new)		 Happy’s Place
(repeat)		 Dateline

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SAT. 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30
ABC The Conners
(repeat)		 The Conners
(repeat)		 The Conners
(repeat)		 The Conners
(repeat)		 The Conners
(repeat)		 The Conners
(repeat)		 News/Local
CBS WBNA Basketball
(live)		 48 Hours News/Local
FOX MLB Baseball
(live)		 News/Local
NBC The Wall
(repeat)		 American Ninja Warrior
(repeat)		 News/
Local		 Saturday Night Live
(repeat)

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SUN. 6:00 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30
ABC America’s Funniest Home Videos
(new)		 NBA Finals
(live)
CBS 60 Minutes 78th Annual Tony Awards
(live)
The CW Whose Line is it Anyway?
(repeat)		 Honoring Black History: Sharing Our Stories
(repeat)		 Major League Rugby Local/News
FOX United Football League
(live)		 Animal Control
(repeat)		 Going Dutch
(repeat)		 Local/News
NBC Destination X
(repeat)		 SNL50: The Anniversary Special
(repeat)
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