MONDAY
People on Earth: CAN YOU BELIEVE THEY KILLED [REDACTED]??? 9:30 p.m., TBS
So You Think You Can Dance: I might write about Bachelor in Paradise, but this is actually my favorite show of the summer. The top 8 perform. 7 p.m., Fox
The Happening: The nadir of M. Night Shyamalan’s career is perhaps the most unintentionally hilarious movie of the 2000s. 8:30 p.m., HBO Zone
TUESDAY
Bachelor in Paradise: It’s Corinne’s turn to talk. 7 p.m., ABC
Black Love: This new docuseries explores the challenges and rewards of making a Black marriage work. Series premiere. 8 p.m., OWN
The Muppet Movie: Come on, you know you love this. Midnight, Showtime Family
WEDNESDAY
The Real Housewives of New York City: It might be your last chance to see these drunkies for a little while. AND YES, I KNOW, I AM TRAGICALLY LATE WITH THE BLOG. I BLAME DRAGONS. 8 p.m., Bravo
Vixen: An animated superhero film about a woman who can access the powers of animals or something. 7 p.m., The CW
Suits: Harvey and Mike seek outside help in the 100th episode. 8 p.m., USA
THURSDAY
Queen of the South: Season finale. 9 p.m., USA
Night Shift: Season finale. 9 p.m., NBC
Gone in 60 Seconds: Nick Cage steals a bunch of cars. Like A BUNCH of cars, though. 8 p.m. ThrillerMax
FRIDAY
Little Evil: You had me at Adam Scott and Evangeline Lilly. Netflix
Diana: 7 Days: Hey, it’s another Diana special. This time with commentary from her sons. 7 p.m., NBC
American Masters: Texas filmmaker and visionary Richard Linklater is profiled. 9 p.m., PBS
SATURDAY
Westworld: Check out the original Yul Brynner film that the show is based on. It’s really fun! 9:45 p.m., TCM
2001: A Space Odyssey: I don’t think I’ll ever really understand this movie, but it is a masterpiece. 7 p.m., TCM
Demon Seed: This, however, is a 1977 film about a supercomputer that decides to have sex with its creator’s wife. So kinda like Her, but not at all. 11:30 p.m., TCM
SUNDAY
Twin Peaks: Who even knows what craziness we can expect with this finale. WHO EVEN KNOWS. 7 p.m., Showtime
Psycho Wedding Crasher: I mean, do you even need me to tell you what this Lifetime movie is about or can you figure the whole thing out from the title? 7 p.m., Lifetime
Office Space: “Well, I wouldn’t say I was missing it, Bob.” 11:30 p.m., Comedy Central