In light of his outrageous and frankly disgusting speech at the Boy Scout Jamboree, Stephen Colbert has updated the Boy Scout oath:
The Daily Show examines how Mitch and Trump — The Tortoise and The Hair — brought the health care back from the dead: by voting on a bill that doesn’t exist:
Seth Meyers does a Check In on how the Trump Administration is doing on their promise to tackle the opioid epidemic. Spoiler alert: Not great, Bob.
Cookie Tree Elf Sessions has some choice things to say to Trump.
Seth Meyers also does “Jokes Seth Can’t Tell” and it is hilarious:
Bonus clips because I love you:
Conan introduces Captain Make America Great Again and Captain Make America Great Again Jr. at Comic Con:
And Conan got his hands on the Teen Dumbledore audition tapes:
