These guys are sharing exactly two brain cells between the four of them.
@dogtor.walsh wait till the end so the group gets a good score on their group project 👍servicedogdropout
Here’s A BUNCH OF TV News
Answer: Because it was BAD. Next question?
Jerry Seinfeld says Friends was basically a remake of Seinfeld, but with attractive people, and you know what? Maybe, kinda.
Me being canceled reinforced a narrative that CBS already had a nimbus of knee-bending that they had created around themselves, because even their lawyers said there was no reason to cut the check, and then they did and gave no rationale for why they changed their minds, and then suddenly they got their broadcast license.
Causality is not the same thing as correlation, and I understand that — and not just because I learned it from the R.J. Reynolds Tobacco Company, which reminded us that, yes, you smoked and you got cancer, but, you know, correlation is not causality. So maybe my cancellation was just a naturally occurring tumor that just had to be cut out of the corporation. I mean, that’s entirely possible. I would also say — and this is what feels most true to me — that two things can be true. It can be that the broadcast model is collapsing, and, while we’re at it, as long as we’re collapsing here, what if we shove this one out a window first? I mean, this lamb’s got a very cuttable throat.
Additionally, he reveals that his white whale guest would be The Pope; he sent Byron Allen a note congratulating him on taking over his timeslot; and reminds folks that he’s more conservative than people think — he’s a suburban Catholic who goes to church every Sunday, for chrissakes!
Here, Stephen Colbert takes questions from his fellow late-night hosts:
I don’t know, but I feel like The Boys fans who are complaining that these final episodes are just “filler” are the same folks who were mad that Homelander is the bad guy. Like, what are you guys watching? Oh no, is there too much character development? Are relationships being explored? Is your steak too juicy and your lobster too buttery? Suggestion to Eric Kripke: reach out to Damon Lindelof; he knows a little something about fan backlash, especially in a final season.
First of all, how is The Hunting Wives eligible for this year’s Emmys? Didn’t that come out like three years ago? ~checks notes, realizes it came out less than a year ago, stares blankly at the wall while contemplating how much shit has happened between July 2025 and today, and how much it has aged me overall~ But second of all, calling it a “comedy” is an interesting choice. Good luck, you crazy kids!
Brandi Glanville can stand down: LeAnn Rimes is not joining The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.
Dave Chappelle needs to stop. He is not doing himself any favors here, whinging that he is somehow the victim of his own bigotry. Complaining that something was “taken out of context” is the laziest excuse available. I saw these comedy specials, and the jokes were as offensive and cruel as reported in the media.
The Russo brothers think spoiler culture has gone too far.
Hayden Panettiere wants you to know that she’s bisexual. OK.
So relieved Eugene Mirman is doing well after that terrifying car crash.
Renewals
- Harry Potter has been renewed for a second season at HBO ahead of its series premiere.
- Hope Valley: 1874 has been renewed for a second season at Hallmark.
- Saturday Night Live U.K. has been renewed at Sky (and presumably Peacock).
Cancellations
- It’s official: The Bear will end with season five on Hulu.
In Development
- A Highway to Heaven reboot has been ordered at Fox.
- A Las Vegas-set drama starring Oscar Isaac is in the works at Netflix.
- An IVF drama starring and produced by Mandy Moore is in development at HBO Max.
- Disavowed, a CIA thriller starring James Marsden, is in the works at Apple TV.
- A series based on the Windy City series of books is being developed into a TV series at Amazon MGM.
- Clifford the Big Red Dog is being rebooted as an animated series at PBS.
- Wonder Dogs, a remake of Australian reality series Muster Dogs, is in the works at Prime Video.
- Foster Dade is not moving forward at Hulu, but is being shopped to other platforms.
- Josh Griffith is stepping down as showrunner and executive producer of The Young and the Restless, but will stay on as head writer.
Casting News
- Elijah Wood and Melissa Benoist have joined Paradise on Hulu (and appear to be astronauts? Or maybe actors pretending to be astronauts? WHO KNOWS.)
- David Arquette, Stella Baker, Kim Dickens, Troy Garity, Jerod Haynes, Killer Mike, Holland Taylor, William Zabka, and Jodi Balfour have been added to Scarpetta on Prime Video.
- Maisie Merlock, Gerardo Celasco, and Cinthya Carmona have joined the cast of American Blue at HBO Max.
- Scarlett Abinante, Genevieve Angelson, Tommy Dewey, Matthew Kellison, Colette Porch, and Ella Rubin have been added to How to Survive Without Me on HBO Max.
Mark Your Calendars
- Cape Fear premieres on Apple TV on June 5.
- Elle will debut on Prime Video on July 1.
- Deli Boys returns on Hulu on May 28.
- Survival of the Thickest will return on Netflix on July 2.
- I Will Find You will premiere on Netflix on June 18.
- Mystery at Blind Frog Ranch will premiere on Discovery Channel on May 27.
- Propeller One-Way Night Coach will debut on May 29 on Apple TV.
- Berlin and the Lady with an Ermine will premiere on Netflix on May 15.
- Dragon Striker premieres on Disney XD on June 9 and Disney+ on June 10.
- Bobby Rahal: True American Racer premieres on FS1 on May 8.
- The Bear returns on Hulu on June 25.
- Josh Johnson: Symphony will premiere on HBO on May 22.
- Crashers will return on HGTV on June 8.
- Alley Cats will premiere on Netflix on August 7.
- Dark Side of the Ring returns on Vice TV on July 7.
- The Season will debut on Hulu on June 17.
R.I.P.
Jake Hall, British reality star
A bunch of other media moguls posted remembrances of Ted Turner, which you can read here, but the loveliest tribute came from his ex-wife, Jane Fonda:
WATCH THIS
The Hunting Party: The team hunts down a murderous poisoner in the season finale. 9 p.m., NBC
9-1-1: The 118 await news about Athena. Season finale. 7 p.m., ABC
9-1-1: Nashville: Noah Cyrus’ sound check goes off the rails in the season finale. 8 p.m., ABC
Grey’s Anatomy: The hospital activates its full disaster mode in response to a bridge collapse in the season finale. 9 p.m., ABC
The Terror: Devil in Silver: In the new iteration of the horror anthology, a working-class man finds himself wrongfully committed to a psychiatric facility filled with its own terrors. Series premiere. AMC
M.I.A.: A woman seeks to avenge the murder of her family and become the most powerful drug queenpin in South Florida. Series premiere. Peacock
Send Help: An employee and her awful boss find themselves stranded on an isolated island and have to work together to make it out alive in this dark comedy from Sam Raimi. Streaming premiere. Hulu
Late Night:
- The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: Molly Gordon, Daniel Dae Kim, Kim Petras
- Late Night with Seth Meyers: Lisa Kudrow, Nicholas Braun
- The Late Show with Stephen Colbert: John Krasinski, Jenny Slate, Liam Neeson, John Oliver, Isa Briones, Taylor Dearden, the Avett Brothers
- Jimmy Kimmel Live: Caitriona Balfe
- The Daily Show: Adam Scott, host Desi Lydic
- Watch What Happens Live: Casey Wilson, Andrew Rannells
| THUR | 7:00 | 7:30 | 8:00 | 8:30 | 9:00 | 9:30 |
| ABC | 9-1-1 (new) |
9-1-1: Nashville (new) |
Grey’s Anatomy (new) |
| CBS | Georgie and Mandy’s First Marriage (repeat) |
Ghosts (repeat) |
Elsbeth (new) |
Elsbeth (repeat) |
| CW | Scrabble (new) |
Trivial Pursuit (new) |
News/Local |
| FOX | Next Level Chef (new) |
Animal Control (repeat) |
News/Local |
| NBC | Law & Order (new) |
Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (new) |
The Hunting Party (new) |