Who could have guessed that President Pervert’s name would be all over the Epstein emails?

Therese Odell

5 months ago

Here’s A BUNCH OF TV News

Soooooo a few big things happened yesterday: the government reopened, and Arizona Congresswoman Adelita Grijalva was sworn in after being refused her seat by Speaker Mike Johnson. But before she could be sworn in, Democrats on the House Oversight Committee released more than 20,000 emails from the Epstein estate, where President Sex Pest’s name was mentioned at least ~~1,000~~ 10,000 times, and all of his plausible deniability flew right out the window.

Since Congresswoman Grijalva was going to be the crucial signature on a discharge petition to force a vote on releasing the Epstein files, distributing these emails put pressure on Republicans who had already agreed to sign the discharge petition to not change their mind at the last second. And it worked. President Rapey tried and failed to pressure Republicans to take back their signatures, namely Lauren Boebert, who was brought into the Situation Room by the Attorney General herself, but neither Boebert nor Nancy Mace backed down.

Now there will be a House vote to release the entire Epstein files scheduled for next week. It’s likely to pass and move to the Senate. It’s unclear when — or if — the Senate will take up the issue, and whether or not the Administration will be able to pressure enough Senators to vote against it if it does. But that, unfortunately, is not where it ends: the final hurdle is that since this will be a law, President Mushroom Dick himself will have to approve it … which seems … unlikely. The point is, stay tuned. This could be an inflection point, or it might just be another awful thing that that awful man manages to squirm his awful way out of.

As you might imagine, Late Night had a field day:

Sarah Jessica Parker will receive the Golden Globes’ Carol Burnett Award.

Three Bob Ross paintings were auctioned off for $600,000 to raise funds for PBS.

What sicko out there thought we needed a Chuck E. Cheese holiday special?

NBC will launch a new sports channel next week, NBC Sports Network, just as it is shedding its other sports networks, Golf Channel and USA, to Versant.

A group of former FCC chairs and chairmen is calling Brendan Carr out for weaponizing the agency.

Representatives Jamie Raskin and Frank Pallone have many questions for Paramount’s new head, David Ellison, about CBS’s capitulation to President Pedo.

Never a good thing when the cops have to be called to a funeral.

Heal quickly, Carolyn Hennesey!

Wishing Dawn Lyn well.

Sending healing thoughts to Reverend Jesse Jackson.

Renewals

Old Money has been renewed for a second season on Netflix.
Made in Korea has been renewed for a second season on Hulu/Disney+.

Cancellations

Poker Face has been canceled at Peacock after two seasons, but the show is being shopped to other broadcasters, with Peter Dinklage taking over the role of Charlie.
English Teacher has been canceled at FX after two seasons.
Dora has been canceled at Paramount+ after five seasons.
Tales of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles has been canceled at Paramount+ after two seasons.

In Development

Vanity Index has been picked up as a series on The Golf Channel.
Travis Japan Summer Vacation!! in the USA has been ordered at Disney+.
Death Stranding Isolations has been ordered at Disney+.
Merry Berry Love has been ordered at Disney+.
Perfect Crown has been ordered at Disney+.

Casting News

Asami Mizukawa, Masataka Kubota, Sho Kaneta, Takaaki Enoki, and Jun Kunimura have been added to the cast of Shogun on Hulu.

Mark Your Calendars

NBC has released its midseason premiere dates:

The Wall: January 5
The Hunting Party: January 8
Winter Olympic Games: February 6
The Fall and Rise of Reggie Dinkins: February 23

Fallout returns on Prime Video on December 17.

Monarch: Legacy of Monsters returns on Apple TV on February 27.

Little Disasters debuts on Paramount+ on December 11.

The End of an Era premieres on Disney+ on December 12.

The Family McMullen will debut on Disney+ on December 5.

The Cult of the Real Housewife premieres on TLC on January 1, and on HBO Max and Discovery on January 2.

Made in Korea premieres on Hulu/Disney+ on December 24.

Goodbye June debuts on Netflix on December 12.

Mad Men will begin streaming on HBO Max on December 1.
Adult Swim’s The Elephant premieres on Adult Swim on December 19.
TNT and TBS have released their holiday schedules.
WEST, MeTV’s new all-Western spinoff channel, has announced its holiday schedule.

R.I.P.

Jim Avila, Former senior ABC correspondent

WATCH THIS

The Beast in Me: Claire Danes and Matthew Rhys star in this new thriller about an author who finds her next subject in her neighbor who may or may not be responsible for his wife’s disappearance. Series premiere. Netflix

The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives: Our next Bachelorette and her frenemies are back for season three. Season premiere. Hulu

9-1-1: The 118 takes a big step forward in the fall finale. 7 p.m., ABC

9-1-1: Nashville: The team takes extreme measures to prevent a distillery explosion. Fall finale. 8 p.m., ABC

Grey’s Anatomy: Grey Sloane handles a catastrophic bus crash in the fall finale. 9 p.m., ABC

My Nightmare Stalker: The Eva LaRue Story: Actress Eva LaRue tells the story of the 12 years of terror she and her daughter endured. Premiere. Paramount+

Tiffany Haddish Goes Off: Tiffany Haddish and her best friends spend a month traveling in Africa in this new limited reality series. Series premiere. Peacock

Last Samurai Standing: Set in 1878, 292 samurai gather for a battle royale in which the last samurai standing takes home a 100 billion yen prize. Netflix

Late Night:

Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: The Jonas Brothers, Matthew Rhys, A’ja Wilson, Fiona Cauley
Late Night with Seth Meyers: Claire Danes, Callum Turner
Jimmy Kimmel Live: POSTPONED
The Daily Show: Miguel
Watch What Happens Live: Patti LuPone, Anderson Cooper