Prepared to be mauled.
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Here’s A BUNCH OF TV News
Cristobal Tapia de Veer, The White Lotus composer who wrote the iconic theme songs, has quit after three seasons, saying that he and Mike White have “already had our last fight forever.” It seems the final straw was when Tapia de Veer suggested to a producer that they release a longer version of the original theme song after viewers responded negatively to the new third season theme, and Mike White shot it down.
Hey: which White Lotus scene was censored in India? NOPE. Not that one. Not that one, either.
People are still mad at Morning Joe.
Will Hacks run longer than five seasons? Probably not, but maybe! But probably not!
The Grant Ellis/Tyler Cameron feud has been updated.
Doctors have discovered that Teddi Mellencamp has four more tumors. Sending her healing thoughts.
PolUGHtics
Let’s start with the good news:
Wisconsin told Elon Musk to go fuck himself and elected Susan Crawford to the state Supreme Court, despite Musk dumping $25 million into the race and offering $1 million giveaways.
Cory Booker broke a Senate speech record by speaking on the floor for 24 hours and 19 minutes to protest President Fanta Fascist. He knocked down a record established by that racist piece of shit Strom Thurmond who attempted to block civil rights legislation back in 1957.
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Was it performative? Maybe, but it also was the biggest story of the day (besides Wisconsin) and disrupted the GOP’s stranglehold on the national conversation. Also, it was inspiring as hell, and maybe will help other Democrats find some way–ANY WAY–to stand up to this fascist administration.
In sorta goodish if you squint news, Democrats lost two special Congressional elections in Florida, but they lost them at a much narrower gap than they did in November so that’s something? Right? Maybe?
But all that, of course, is small news compared to President Mar-a-Lardo:
- Imposing punishing NOT RECIPROCAL tariffs on some 180 countries (but not Russia; never Russia) in an attempt to destroy our economy because HE HAS NO IDEA HOW TARIFFS WORK (and yes, the stock market is tanking, so I hope you weren’t planning on retiring on your investments anytime soon)
- Threatening to run for a third term
- Threatening Greenland some more
- Firing thousands of health workers and researchers
- Admitting to having deported the wrong person to an El Salvador prison — BECAUSE THEY DENIED HIM DUE PROCESS — but refusing to do anything to bring him back
- Revoking the visa of a Nobel Prize winner
- Threatening Disney
- Attacking the Smithsonian
- And compromising our national security by hiring THE STUPIDEST, MOST INCOMPETENT IDIOTS EVER.
Agriculture Secretary Brooke Rollins next to a ticker showing the Dow down 1,200 points: "We are really, really excited, and very grateful for President Trump's leadership."
Trump’s tariff strategy pic.twitter.com/GvB0UeAPCI
— BuccoCapital Bloke (@buccocapital) April 2, 2025
Trump’s tariff strategy: pic.twitter.com/970Z8jTmyk
— Inverse Cramer (@CramerTracker) April 2, 2025
How do we get Elon Musk to campaign everywhere?
Asking for all Democrats.
— Hemant Mehta (@hemantmehta) April 2, 2025
Renewals
- Grey’s Anatomy has been renewed for a 22nd season at ABC.
- 9-1-1 has been renewed for a ninth season at ABC.
- The Rookie has been renewed for an eighth season at ABC.
- Will Trent has been renewed for a fourth season at ABC.
- Shifting Gears has been renewed for a second season at ABC.
Notably missing from this list of ABC renewals? Doctor Odyssey. It remains on the bubble, so if you’re a fan, you better tune in tonight.
- The Capture has been renewed for a third season on BBC.
In Development
- Honey, a Killing Eve prequel series, is in the works at BBC.
Casting News
- Meryl Streep is in talks to voice Aslan in Greta Gerwig’s Narnia movie at Netflix.
- Jonathan Tucker has joined the cast of I Will Find You on Netflix.
- Bryan Lillis will guest on Dexter: Resurrection on Paramount+ with Showtime.
- Deborah Norville is leaving Inside Edition after 30 years.
Mark Your Calendars
- The Rehearsal will return on HBO on April 20. (Did I mention, my Houston readers, that Fielder was spotted filming this at Hobby Airport?)
- Joan Rivers: A Dead Funny All-Star Tribute will air on NBC on May 13.
- Jane debuts on Apple TV+ on April 18.
- Phineas and Ferb will return on Disney Channel on June 5 and Disney+ on June 6.
- Elle will premiere on Prime Video soon.
- Heavenly Ever After will debut on Netflix on April 19.
- The Gardener debuts on Netflix on April 11.
- Panchayat returns on Prime Video on July 2.
- Sarah Silverman: PostMortem will premiere on Netflix on May 20.
- Nine Perfect Strangers returns on Hulu on May 21.
- FUBAR returns on Netflix on June 12.
- Castle Impossible debuts on HGTV on April 29.
- Group Therapy is now streaming on Prime Video.
R.I.P.
Johnny Tillotson, Grammy-nominated singer
WATCH THIS
The Bondsman: Kevin Bacon stars in this new series as a resurrected bounty hunter, tasked with retrieving escaped demons from Hell. Series premiere. Prime Video
Pulse: Netflix has made its own Grey’s Anatomy — but it’s set in Miami. Series premiere. Netflix
SurrealEstate: The staff of Roman/Ireland investigate a cowboy ghost in the third season premiere. 9 p.m., Syfy
Late Night:
- Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: Elton John, Brandi Carlile, Hailee Steinfeld, Perfume Genius
- Late Night with Seth Meyers: Bill Burr, Aimee Lou Wood
- The Late Show with Stephen Colbert: Noah Wyle, Jenny Slate
- After Midnight: The winner of Monday night’s show, the winner of Tuesday night’s show, the winner of Wednesday night’s show
- The Daily Show: Scott Glenn, host Michael Kosta
- Watch What Happens Live: Michelle Williams, John Oliver
| THUR | 7:00 | 7:30 | 8:00 | 8:30 | 9:00 | 9:30 |
| ABC | 9-1-1 (new) |
Doctor Odyssey (new) |
Grey’s Anatomy (new) |
| CBS | Georgie & Mandy’s First Marriage (new) |
Ghosts (new) |
Matlock (new) |
Elsbeth (new) |
| CW | Police 24/7 (new) |
Crime Nation (new) |
News/Local |
| FOX | Next Level Chef (new) |
Farmer Wants a Wife (new) |
News/Local |
| NBC | Law & Order (new) |
Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (new) |
Found (new) |