Bears don’t like pool floats. Noted.
@bearsinmypool Sammy wanted the pool for herself! 🤭 #blackbears #lolz #wildanimals #animalencounters #wildanimals #wildanimalsoftiktok
Here’s A BUNCH OF TV News
Before I get started: just as I was about to publish this, news broke that Matt Gaetz is removing himself for consideration as Attorney General, LOLZ. I will have more about this tomorrow, but for now: DELICIOUS.
So now that MSNBC is being separated from Comcast and shuttled into a spinoff company, SpinCo, along with E!, CNBC, Golf Channel, Oxygen, and Syfy, the staff of the cable news network are FREAKING OUT. Will they still have a relationship with NBC News? Will they stay in 30 Rock? Will they still be called “MSNBC”? WHO KEEPS STEVE KORNACKI? NO ONE KNOWS.
Related to this story is a lot of hand-wringing over the fact that MSNBC has lost 50% of its viewership since Vice President Harris lost the election. However, as an MSNBC viewer myself, I know from my own experience that a lot of us needed a break from the news after such a body blow of a defeat. Viewers will return, it just might take a minute.
Well, they might not be returning to Morning Joe anytime soon — I know I won’t be — but that’s their own fault. AND NOW THEY ARE TRIPLING DOWN? My God.
John Landgraf, the head of FX and one of the most interesting voices in the discussion of the TV industry, has noticed something crazy: people like traditional TV programming — TV shows from back in the day when writers would stay with one show over multiple seasons, and weren’t treated like garbage.
“I look at the data. I know what people are watching, and they’re watching a lot of the output of this industry back from an era when we had a profit participation model and we had people incentivized to keep working on one television show year after year after year and to make hundreds and hundreds of episodes,” Landgraf said. “It’s a challenge figuring out how to rebuild that model inside a new entire ecosystem right now. But I think the audiences tell us that that’s television. That’s something they really want from television. I don’t think we’re very good at giving it to them right now.”
Whoa, Jussie Smollett’s conviction for his alleged role in a hate crime hoax has been overturned by the Illinois Supreme Court. Long story short: his original charges were dropped in March 2019, but then a special prosecutor reinstated them and he was convicted in 2021. The Supreme Court determined that reinstating the charges violated Smollett’s rights.
These dipshits’ masculinity is so fragile, they can’t wish each other “happy birthday.” Pathetic.
Dr. Pimple Popper is real mad at Joy Behar for an easy joke.
First Cher drops an F-bomb to Hoda Kotb, and now Richard Gere is flipping off Savannah Guthrie. The celebrities are just going wild over on The Today Show this week.
The time Will Ferrell interrupted Sean “Diddy” Combs’ closed-set rehearsal at Saturday Night Live, and pissed Diddy off.
HBO is not backing away from J.K. Rowling.
Ellen DeGeneres is outta here, suckers.
Congratulations to Blake Horstmann and Giannina Gibelli on their reality show cross-pollination love story.
Oh no, Sean Hayes, take care of yourself!
Renewals
- Moving has been renewed for a second season on Hulu.
Cancellations
- Scott Pilgrim Takes Off has been canceled after one season on Netflix.
In Development
- The Captive’s War is being adapted into a series at Prime Video.
- Verity, starring Anne Hathaway, is being adapted into a film at Amazon MGM.
- Highly Favored, a sitcom, has been ordered at Impact Network.
- Inside has been greenlit at Netflix.
Casting News
- Gabriel Macht will appear on Suits: LA on NBC.
- Mekhi Phifer will guest star on Law & Order on NBC.
- Duane Shepard Sr., Allan Havey, Nate Jackson, Mo Welch, Nancy Lenehan, Molly Ephraim, and Tracy Letts have been added to the cast of The Paper (The Office follow-up series) at Peacock.
- Storm Reid is not returning on Euphoria on HBO.
- Pamela Hayden is retiring from The Simpsons on Fox after 35 years.
Mark Your Calendars
The CW has released their mid-season premiere dates:
- January 23: Police 24/7
- January 23: Crime Nation
- January 24: Penn & Teller: Fool Us
- January 24: Masters of Illusion
- February 3: All American
- February 5: Wild Cards
- February 19: Good Cop/Bad Cop
- Dream Productions debuts on Disney+ on December 11.
- Pop Culture Jeopardy! premieres on Prime Video on December 4.
- The Pitt will debut on Max in January.
- Laid premieres on Peacock on December 19.
- LEGO Masters: Celebrity Holiday Bricktacular returns on Fox on December 10.
- Girls Gone Wild: The Untold Story debuts on Peacock on December 3.
- Black Doves debuts on Netflix on December 5.
- The Honey Trap: A True Story of Love, Lies and The FBI will premiere on Paramount+ on December 6.
- Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All debuts on Netflix on November 26.
- The Wonderful World of Disney: Holiday Spectacular premieres on ABC on December 1.
- 30 for 30: The New York Sack Exchange will premiere on ESPN on December 11.
- Wonder Pets: In the City premieres on Apple TV+ on December 13.
- The Flipping El Moussas premieres on HGTV on December 26.
🚨 Season 2 of #TheFlippingElMoussas is almost here🚨
Expect to see Tarek and Heather—who now have a new baby!—continue to balance work and family life, though, this time, SoCal interest rates and a limited inventory will force them to tackle some of the downright *nastiest*… pic.twitter.com/umJ3prpql8
— HGTV (@hgtv) November 20, 2024
- Kids Baking Championship: Amazing Animals debuts on Food Network on January 6.
- Southern Hospitality returns on Bravo on January 2.
- Glitter and Greed: The Lisa Frank Story premieres on Prime Video on December 5.
- XO, Kitty returns on Netflix on January 16.
R.I.P.
Toian Matchinga, Actress who appeared in many shows including The Wild Wild West, Death Valley Days, I Dream of Jeannie and The Odd Couple
Richard D. James, Emmy-winning production designer who worked on Star Trek: The Next Generation and Star Trek: Voyager as well as a number of films
WATCH THIS
A Man on the Inside: Ted Danson stars in this new Mike Schur series as a retiree who discovers a new lease on life when he is recruited to be a mole in a secret mission. Series premiere. Netflix
Cruel Intentions: A new adaptation of the adaptation of the adaptation of the adaptation of the 18th century French epistolary novel. Series premiere. Prime Video
Alien: Romulus: Streaming premiere. Hulu
Based on a True Story: Season two of the Kaley Cuoco and Chris Messina series that can’t decide if it wants to be a comedy or a thriller. Season premiere. Peacock
Human vs. Hamster: The most important question of our time will be answered on this new competition series: “Which species is superior, humans or hamsters?” Series premiere. Max
The Sex Lives of College Girls: Season three premiere. Max
Law & Order: A narcotics officer is shot in the fall season finale. 7 p.m., NBC
9-1-1: A massive pipe explosion makes things messy. Fall season finale. 7 p.m., ABC
Doctor Odyssey: Quackers week — not Quakers week, that would be very different. Fall season finale. 8 p.m., ABC
Grey’s Anatomy: The team deals with a wave of patients thanks to a deadly heat wave in the fall season finale. 9 p.m., ABC
Nugget is Dead? A Christmas Story: A warm Christmas story involving a dying dog, or something. Sounds festive. Premiere. 7 p.m., CBS
Late Night:
- Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: Gwyneth Paltrow; DJ Khaled; TV On The Radio
- Late Night with Seth Meyers: Rachel Zegler
- The Late Show with Stephen Colbert: Rep. Hakeem Jeffries, Jeffrey Wright
- After Midnight: Justine Lupe, Jackie Tohn, Timothy Simons
- Jimmy Kimmel Live: Jim Gaffigan; Jason Kelce
- The Daily Show: Brittany Howard, host Desi Lydic
- Watch What Happens Live: Kristin Chenoweth, Kiernan Shipka
| THUR | 7:00 | 7:30 | 8:00 | 8:30 | 9:00 | 9:30 |
| ABC | 9-1-1 (new) |
Doctor Odyssey (new) |
Grey’s Anatomy (new) |
| CBS | Nugget is Dead? A Christmas Story (new) |
Georgie & Mandy’s First Marriage (repeat) |
Ghosts (repeat) |
| CW | Scrabble (new) |
Trivial Pursuit (new) |
News/Local |
| FOX | Hell’s Kitchen (new) |
Crime Scene Kitchen (new) |
News/Local |
| NBC | Law & Order (new) |
Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (new) |
Found (new) |