Welcome to the scariest Halloween of our lifetimes!

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Here’s A BUNCH OF TV News

Happy Halloween! It literally might be the scariest Halloween of my lifetime thanks to this election five days away and the threat of the return of Former President Pumpkinhead, who … decided to dress up like an Oompa-Loompa yesterday?

 

 

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OH WAIT, HE’S LITERALLY A GARBAGE MAN. I get it now: the trash always takes itself out.

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“There’s a good chance I may have committed some light treason” #arresteddevelopment #election2024 #vote #harriswalz

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@thedailyshow

“Garbage”?! Fox News is OUTRAGED by this hateful rhetoric from the president #DailyShow #Trump #Garbage

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Please, for the sake of so many, for the sake of the women in your life: vote. Tonight in Harris County, polling locations will stay open until 9 p.m., and tomorrow is the last day of early voting in Texas — take advantage of it while you can!

In celebration of Halloween, here are 11 TV characters who died in the first episode.

Speaking of character deaths, Kelly Monaco’s character Sam McCall was killed off on General Hospital in yesterday’s episode, though her final episode will air “later this week,” so tomorrow?

Fans are PISSED.

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…finally got through the episode: it’s cruel that #GH writers didn’t give Sam & Scout a final happy scene. Bouncing back to Drew/Willow/Sasha/Michael (who gaf rn) was insulting to one of the greatest, most beloved characters in the 52 year history of General Hospital. Ffs. https://t.co/dzHDtSDo2f

— Jessica Quiroli (@heelsonthefield) October 31, 2024

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This breaks my heart. Kelly Monaco, I thank you for 21 amazing years of bringing Sam McCall to life. General Hospital, killing off our iconic, badass Sam McCall, is a huge mistake!
🤟🏻🖤🤟🏻🖤🤟🏻🖤🤟🏻🖤🤟🏻🖤🤟🏻#WeLoveYouKelly #IStandWithKelly @kellymonaco1 https://t.co/uWqMjZuYh1

— 🇮🇹Gina B 🇮🇹 (@BrindleyGina) October 25, 2024

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“General Hospital” is poorly edited for this being Sam McCall’s final day of being alive— a character that’s lived in PC for 21 years. It’s disrespectful considering the stories given to other departing figures with less legacy time on this soap. Kelly Monaco deserved better. #gh

— journey to the past©️™️ (@femfilmrogue) October 30, 2024

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I only started back watching general hospital because I had hopes with Jason back we would get Sam back But sadly everyone knows the powers that be have been killing her off since Billy left But they have lost a 45 years viewer
Thank you @kellymonaco1

— sabrina owens (@sabrina1946) October 31, 2024

Does Zac Bagans know … that Poltergeist wasn’t based on a true story and that the house they filmed in wasn’t actually haunted? I’m concerned he doesn’t know that.

TMZ has a roundup of some of the talk show Halloween costumes.

Meghan McCain is so sad about being irrelevant.

The potential release of the Menendez Brothers has hit a snag: the court date to consider their resentencing has been set for December 11, at which time Los Angeles District Attorney George Gascón may no longer be in office. His replacement could withdraw the request for resentencing. So now Gascón is asking Governor Newsom to consider granting clemency.

Martha Stewart is mad about the final scenes in the documentary about her (though she likes the rest of it).

Wait, I forgot that Michael Scott became a father on The Office? Anyway, this is what his and Holly’s kids’ names are.

I can’t imagine someone not finding Julia Louis-Dreyfus to be the funniest person in the room, but here we are.

Comcast is considering spinning off its cable networks (but not NBC) into a new publicly-traded company but no one seems to know what this even means.

I completely forgot that Melissa Gilbert and Sara Gilbert are sisters.

The news networks are bracing for an “election week,” God help us all.

Love isn’t dead!

Aubrey Plaza asked us to quote her telling Former President Garbage Man’s comedian Tony Hinchcliffe to “go fuck yourself” after making a “joke” about Puerto Rico, so who am I to say no?

He really done did piss off the Puerto Ricans. Let’s hope they turn out to vote.

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In Development

• After more than 50 years at CBS, The Grammy Awards will be moving to Disney, where it will air on ABC, Hulu, and Disney+.
• Georgie & Mandy’s First Marriage has been given a full 22-episode season order at CBS.
• Wild Rose, a drama starring Omarion, is in the works at ALLBLK.
• A feature film based on the Jack Ryan series is in the works at Amazon MGM.
• Squad Games, a competition series based loosely on Girls Trip, is in production.
• Prisoner, a thriller series, is in production at Sky.
• Dead in the Water is coming to BritBox.

Casting News

• Bill Burr will host the post-election Saturday Night Live on NBC. Charli XCX will host on November 17.
• Kelly Macdonald is joining Lanterns at HBO.
• Diego Boneta will produce and star in The Undoing of Alejandro Velasco at Prime Video.
• Ariana Madix will guest star on Will Trent on ABC.

Mark Your Calendars

• Going Dutch debuts on Fox in January.

• Love Is Blind will return on Netflix on February 14.

• Churchill at War debuts on Netflix on December 4.

• Ace of Base: All That She Wants will debut on Visplay on December 9.

• 1992 will debut on Netflix on December 13.

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¿Un asesino con un lanzallamas vestido de Curro? ‘1992’, el nuevo thriller de Álex De la Iglesia, llega el 13 de diciembre. pic.twitter.com/ThwIXLZ1Mb

— Netflix España (@NetflixES) October 31, 2024

• Lady of the Dunes: Hunting a Cape Cod Killer premieres on Oxygen on November 19.
• The Traitors will return on Peacock on January 9.

R.I.P.

Christopher Penfold, Writer and script editor in British film and television who worked on All Creatures Great and Small, Casualty, EastEnders, The Bill, Space: 1999, and Midsomer Murders

WATCH THIS

The Diplomat: Season premiere. Netflix

Megan Thee Stallion: In Her Words: A look at Megan Thee Stallion’s meteoric rise in the music business.  Prime Video

Despicable Me 4: Streaming premiere. Peacock

Thursday Night Football: Houston Texans at New York Jets: Way to ruin Houston’s Halloween, guys. 7 p.m., Fox

Halloween marathon: I mean, it’s Halloween. What am I gonna do, not recommend this? 12 a.m. — but all day, AMC

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Late Night:

• Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: Anthony Mackie, Sarah Sherman, Shin Lim
• Late Night with Seth Meyers: Jesse Eisenberg, Mika Brzezinski
• The Late Show with Stephen Colbert: Seth Meyers, Mohanad Elshieky
• After Midnight: Marcella Arguello, Justin Willman, Caroline Rhea
• Jimmy Kimmel Live: Anthony Anderson, “Science Bob” Pflugfelder
• The Daily Show: Connie Chung, host Ronny Chieng
• Watch What Happens Live: Casey Wilson, Danielle Schneider, Jennifer Pedranti

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ABC

Press Your Luck (repeat)

Doctor Odyssey (repeat)

Doctor Odyssey (repeat)

CBS

Georgie & Mandy’s First Marriage (new)

Ghosts (new)

Matlock (new)

Elsbeth (new)

CW

Scrabble (new)

Trivial Pursuit (new)

News/Local

FOX	Thursday Night Football (live)

NBC

Law & Order (new)

Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (new)

Found (new)