Former President Self-Incrimination just incriminated himself on national television. Again.

Therese Odell

3 years ago

Here’s A BUNCH OF TV News

So, Former President Beautiful Mind did an interview on Fox News with Bret Baier yesterday and it didn’t go well for him. In the interview, Former President Espionage admitted that he didn’t hand over boxes and boxes and boxes and boxes of documents to the government because he was “very busy.”

Trump just does not know when to keep his mouth shut.

In a new interview with Bret Baier on Fox, Trump says the National Archives should have begged him for the documents back: "The only way NARA could ever get this stuff, this back, would be 'please, please, please could we get… pic.twitter.com/NKAcGUAJ7Q

— MeidasTouch (@MeidasTouch) June 19, 2023

I mean, after 7 years of this asshole, none of us should be asking why his lawyers didn’t stop him: this is who he is, this is what he does. He admits to his bad behavior all the time and rarely faces any consequences, and no law degree is going to stand in his way. Still! If you were his lawyer, you’d be considering a career change right about now.

I never wrote a scene for SVU in which the defendant was this dumb. https://t.co/OcYwHhDp8g

— WGA Strike Captain Warren Leight (@warrenleightTV) June 20, 2023

Trump’s lawyers right now pic.twitter.com/8xWgtn3StL

— Outspoken™️ (@Out5p0ken) June 19, 2023

Trump’s lawyers after watching that Brett Baier interview. pic.twitter.com/QTlNErIFjY

— The USA Singers (@TheUSASingers) June 19, 2023

Former President Mush for Brains also attacked The View‘s Alyssa Farah Griffin, claiming that she changed her views on him to get on the show as part of this rant:

Bret Baier conducted an outstanding interview with Donald Trump today. During the conversation, Bret Baier pointed out the number of former officials from the Trump administration who are either running against him or have refused to endorse his candidacy.pic.twitter.com/fn6YGRJW1s

— Tony – Resistance (@TonyHussein4) June 19, 2023

Her cohosts — even Sunny Hostin who has attacked her in the past for being a part of his administration — came to her defense.

Sort of related: Hunter Biden reached a plea agreement with the feds on two counts of tax evasion and possession of a firearm by a person who is an unlawful user of, or addicted to a controlled substance. He will face probation on that last charge, after which it will be tossed. He is unlikely to do any prison time. It should be noted that the prosecutor overseeing this case at the DOJ was a Former President Deep State appointee who was not removed from the case by President Joe Biden, but instead, allowed to do his job without interference. Former President Osbstructionists’ supporters are crying foul today, whining that their guy wathe’t given an option to make a plea deal with the feds over this document mess. But in reality, the Former Chief-of-Crimes’ lawyers suggested to him that he make a deal with the feds, but he refused.

If Trump had listened to his lawyers, rather than fitness guru Tom Fitton, he, too, could have very clearly negotiated a plea that would not have resulted in prison time.

— Chris Hayes (@chrislhayes) June 20, 2023

Furthermore, I need one person defending Former President Combover to tell me with a straight face that if a Department of Justice prosecutor appointed by President Obama had opened an investigation into Ivanka before leaving office, that Former President Election Denier wouldn’t have had that prosecutor fired on day one upon entering office. Go on, tell me.

So … about that submarine that went missing on Sunday while exploring the wreckage of the Titanic … if you haven’t already watched this CBS clip, you’re going to want to:

Y’all please watch this. It’s a CBS story that aired a while back about that submarine that is now missing. The creators of that missing submarine are DEEPLY unserious. pic.twitter.com/B6JriITyZj

— Marie, MSN, APRN, FNP-C (@FnpMarieOH) June 19, 2023

The reporter, David Pogue, later noted on Twitter that while he was reporting this story, the sub got lost for five hours, and the submarine company turned off the internet on the boat so that he couldn’t tweet about it. Totally not suspicious at all.

This is probably a bigger deal than the game controller.

The sub company tried to cover up its negligence while David Pogue was within tweeting distance … their way of doing so? Shutting off the internet. pic.twitter.com/OUtShG9SB1

— Ernie Smith is also @ernie@writing.exchange (@ShortFormErnie) June 20, 2023

You can be the next star of Streamberry’s biggest hit!

In today’s “No Shit, Sherlock” news …

And yet, Hispanics are still underrepresented on TV.

It’s been ten years since we lost James Gandolfini.

This isn’t TV-related, but Drake stopped by Bun B’s Trill Burgers yesterday. This is literally less than a mile from my home. And no, I haven’t gone yet. I’m waiting for the crowds to die down and for it to not be 1,038° outside.

#MeToo

Bill Cosby has been sued by nine more women, claiming he drugged, assaulted, and raped them in incidents in Las Vegas between 1979 and 1992.

Conor McGregor has been accused of raping a woman in the bathroom at Game Four of the NBA finals. An investigation is ongoing.

Andrew Tate is going to stand trial in Romania on charges of human trafficking, rape, and forming a criminal gang to sexually exploit women. GOOD. GO DIRECTLY TO PRISON.

I hate Andrew Tate as much as anyone but the way the Romanian authorities are going after him is a very concerning attack on freedom and will have a chilling effect on anyone trying to set up a sex trafficking ring in Romania

— Wild Geerters (@steinkobbe) June 20, 2023

Colleen Ballinger, the YouTube personality known as Miranda Sings, is being accused of being inappropriate with her young fan base.

Kevin Spacey is threatening us.

Another woman has stepped forward accusing former L.A. Dodgers pitcher Trevor Bauer of sexual assault. He denies the allegations as “unhinged.”

BBC is under fire for its treatment of five presenters who have been taken off the air — but not fired — while the corporation is merging its U.K. and International news channels. All five presenters happen to be women all over the age of 45. HMM.

Samuel Jackson is how you do feminism. Men, please take notes.