MONDAY
9JKL: Series premiere. 7:30 p.m., CBS
The Gifted: Series premiere. 8 p.m., Fox
Lucifer: Season premiere. 7 p.m., Fox
Star Wars: A New Hope: It’s not too early to start getting excited about the upcoming Star Wars movie. 7 p.m., TNT
The Godfather: I have to watch this movie when it comes on TV. It’s the law. 7 p.m., AMC
TUESDAY
The Mayor: Series premiere. 8:30 p.m., ABC
Kevin (Probably) Saves the World: Series premiere. 9 p.m., ABC
The Middle: Season premiere. 7 p.m., ABC
Fresh Off the Boat: Season premiere. 7:30 p.m., ABC
black-ish: Season premiere. 8 p.m., ABC
Star Wars: Empire Strikes Back: This is obviously the best Star Wars movie. 7 p.m., TNT
WEDNESDAY
The Real Housewives of New Jersey: Madonn’ these stugots are back, and Danielle is among them. Season premiere. 8 p.m., Bravo
Frontline: A look at Kim-Jong Un, or “Rocket Man” as you might know him better. 9 p.m., PBS
Star Wars: Return of the Jedi: Fucking ewoks. 7 p.m., TNT
THURSDAY
Scandal: Season premiere. 8 p.m., ABC
The Orville: I hate this show and I hate all of you who voted for it. Just a reminder. 8 p.m., Fox
Star Wars: Attack of the Clones & Revenge of the Sith: Wait wait wait, what happened to Phantom Menace? ~looks around, finds nothing~ I mean, we all would like to pretend that Phantom Menace never happened, but it happened and if you’re going to play all the Star Wars movies, you should have to play Phantom Menace. 7 p.m., TNT
FRIDAY
Once Upon a Time: Season premiere. 7 p.m., ABC
The Death and Life of Marsha P. Johnson: A documentary about the transgender woman who launched the gay rights movement, and her suspicious death. Netflix
Superstition: Mario Van Peebles stars in this new series about a family of funeral home owners who fight evil forces in their mysterious Georgia town. Season premiere. 9 p.m., Syfy
SATURDAY
Spielberg: A documentary about the legendary filmmaker. 7 p.m., HBO
Austin City Limits: Ed Sheeran performs in the season premiere, which I guess is just his thing now? 10:30 p.m., PBS
Saturday Night Live: Gal Gadot and Sam Smith. 10:30 p.m., NBC
SUNDAY
America’s Funniest Home Videos: Season premiere. 7 p.m., ABC
Madam Secretary: Season premiere. 9 p.m., CBS
Episodes: Series finale of one of the most underrated wicked little comedies. 9 p.m., Showtime
Bobbi Kristina: Bobby Brown does not want you to watch this biopic, which is probably why you should watch it. 6 p.m., TV One
The Last Ship: Two-hour season finale. 8 p.m., TNT