My husband, who represents Airbus, wants you to know this is not the sound of the landing gear, but the power transfer unit. Still, he concedes, it’s a great impersonation.
@pierogi.power kodabus #blueheeler
Here’s A BUNCH OF TV News
Try to act surprised when I tell you Disney+ and Hulu are raising their prices again.
HBO hit the Paul brothers with a cease-and-desist over that Entourage ad. Good.
Not that Kara Swisher is going to sit around and wait to be fired from CNN: “[I] asked my agent to get me out of my contract. It ends December 31, so it’s only a few months, right? I just can’t. … I was trying to figure out ways I could work with them in some like licensing way, but then I thought, ‘F— these guys! I don’t want to work for them. I just don’t.”
LOL, the “best MAGA event” only sold six (6) VIP tickets, so they had to cancel it.
President Dementia continues to rant about the press (namely and specifically) Kaitlan Collins for doing their jobs. He truly doesn’t seem to understand that just because the White House (illegally) pulled certain outlets’ press passes, they are still going to cover what he’s doing because, you know, he’s THE NEWS.
“Just weeks before the pivotal midterm elections, Texas election officials have discovered that an unknown number of voter registration applications have not been processed due to an error by the Texas Department of Public Safety.”
You have 13 days to make sure you are registered to vote and can remove these clowns from office:
If you are in Texas, you can check your registration here. (And be sure to check a few more times before October 5th, as they intend to keep purging.)
If you are anywhere else in the country, check your registration here.
Renewals
- Crew Girl has been renewed for a second season on Netflix.
- Chef’s Table has been renewed for two more seasons on Netflix, bringing it to nine.
In Development
- A Darkwing Duck series has been greenlit at Disney+. Mark Hamill, Seth Rogen, Lizzy Caplan, Lilimar, Dan Stevens, Tiffany Shepis, Kathryn Newton, Teo Briones, Tyler Dean Flores, Katie Rich and Nat Faxon are the voice cast.
- Coffin Moon, a vampire horror series produced by Jessica Biel, is in development at Paramount Television.
- Alex Berg and Charlie Hall are developing a college drug ring comedy at Netflix.
- My Big Day, a documentary about weddings in the British traveller community, has been ordered at Netflix.
- Everybody Hates, a sports documentary series, has been greenlit at Vice TV.
- Celebrity Sequence, a game show based on the board game Sequence, is in the works.
- Brie Miranda Bryant has signed a first-look deal with A+E Global Media after leaving Lifetime after nine years as the SVP, Original Programming.
Casting News
- J.K. Simmons has joined Beat the Reaper on Apple TV.
- Janeane Garofalo has joined Protective Custody on Apple TV.
- Diane Lane is joining Victoria on Hulu.
- Cauã Reymond has been added to the cast of All’s Fair on Hulu.
- Tyler Posey will guest star on Line of Fire on NBC.
- Christopher Meloni will return on Law & Order: SVU on NBC.
- Alley Mills will return on General Hospital on ABC.
- Michelle Rodriguez has been added to Egg Baby at Amazon MGM.
Mark Your Calendars
- Norm: The Tale of Norm Macdonald will premiere on Netflix on October 16.
- Soulm8te debuts on Hulu on October 1.
- Ray Gunn will premiere on Netflix on December 18.
- Reasonable Doubt returns on Hulu on October 6.
- Her Baby debuts on BET on October 7.
- Vampirina: Teenage Vampire returns on Disney+ on October 6.
- Where’s Wanda? returns on Apple TV on October 21.
- You Can See Everything is going to be bonkers. It will open in theaters on October 16, and presumably come to HBO and HBO Max sometime after.
R.I.P.
Tim Janus, Amazing Race contestant
Chris Spatola, Former basketball analyst for ESPN and SiriusXM
June Wyndham Davies, British TV producer
WATCH THIS
America’s Got Talent: A winner is chosen. Season finale. 8 p.m., NBC
Survivor: 51st season premiere. 7 p.m., CBS
The Floor: Everyone on the floor is a champion at something. Season six premiere. 7 p.m., Fox
99 to Beat: Season two premiere. 8 p.m., Fox
Brothers: Woody Harrelson and Matthew McConaughey play fictionalized versions of themselves whose lives are thrown into turmoil when they learn they might actually be half-brothers. This is based on a true story, y’all. Series premiere. Apple TV
The Love Hypothesis: Lili Reinhart and Tom Bateman star in this romantic comedy as a pair of scientists who pretend to be a couple to test their theories about relationships. Prime Video
Wonka’s The Golden Ticket: Contestants compete in Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory, but for the life of me, I can’t tell what they are competing for except “a lifetime supply of money,” which could mean anything. Series premiere. Netflix
Toy Story 5: Streaming premiere. Disney+
Late Night:
- The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: John Cusack, Cara Delevingne, Daniel Humm
- Late Night with Seth Meyers: Ethan Hawke, Zara Larsson
- Jimmy Kimmel Live: Brandi Carlile, John Wilson, Sara Niemietz
- The Daily Show: Jessica Tarlov, host Desi Lydic
- Watch What Happens Live: Lisa Barlow, Blair Underwood
| WEDS. | 7:00 | 7:30 | 8:00 | 8:30 | 9:00 | 9:30 |
| ABC | Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? (new) |
Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? (new) |
Shark Tank (repeat) |
| CBS | Survivor (new) |
Big Brother (new) |
| CW | Police 24/7 (new) |
The Great American Road Rally (new) |
Local |
| FOX | The Floor (new) |
99 to Beat (new) |
News/Local |
| NBC | The Voice (new) |
America’s Got Talent (new) |