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Here’s A BUNCH OF TV News
My state attorney general, who is a crook and weirdo, is suing Netflix? Because he’s running for Senate and is trying to get attention for reasons?
I have a conspiracy theory: Eric Kripke IS a supe himself who can see the future, and to protect his supe identity, he has written a whole “fictional” show about supes while sprinkling details about our reality that he already knew for some good promo. Because, seriously. What the fuck.
Speaking of, Kripke promises that you’ll never have to sympathize with Stormfront on Vought Rising, because “She’s a Nazi, and she sucks.” I hate to break it to him, but that won’t stop people from sympathizing with her.
You won’t have to wait nearly as long for the next season of Severance (although I feel like I’ve waited long enough already).
The Studio just became the “winningest” comedy ever. Whaddya gonna do: Hollywood loves seeing itself.
You know who doesn’t like Bill Maher (besides your trusty bloggger?): Wayne Brady.
Genuinely, this could be a George Costanza arc.
Don’t ask the Tooch to be on your Top Chef; he thinks it’s weird.
Hey, wanna Bridgerton your Sims? You can begin tomorrow.
You know what, Gwyneth? I hate to admit this, but you’re right.
Jamie Pressly joining OnlyFans feels like a recession indicator.
The child stars of Unexpected, Bella Vaughn, 16, and Hunter Johnson, 14, WHO ARE PARENTS, are now engaged, and absolutely not.
A Full House child is going to be a grandmother, and now I’m collapsing into a pile of dust.
Renewals
- Law & Order has been renewed for a 26th season on Fox.
- R.J. Decker has been renewed at ABC for a second season.
- Murder in a Small Town has been renewed for a third season on Fox.
- Who Wants to Be a Millionaire has been renewed for a fifth season on ABC.
- The Masked Singer has been renewed for a 15th season on Fox.
- Celebrity Weakest Link has been renewed for a second season on Fox.
- Extracted has been renewed for a third season on Fox.
- Special Forces: World’s Toughest Test has been renewed for a fifth season on Fox.
- Celebrity Name That Tune has been renewed for a sixth season on Fox.
- Crime Scene Kitchen has been renewed for a fourth season on Fox.
- Lego Masters has been renewed for a sixth season on Fox.
- Beat Shazam has been renewed for an eighth season on Fox.
- Next Level Chef has been renewed for a sixth season on Fox.
- 99 To Beat has been renewed for a second season on Fox.
- Kitchen Nightmares has been renewed for a 10th season on Fox.
- Next Level Baker has been renewed through a third season on Fox.
- Hell’s Kitchen has been renewed through a 26th season on Fox.
- Gordon Ramsay’s Secret Service has been renewed for a second season on Fox.
- Don’t Forget the Lyrics has been renewed for a fourth season on Fox.
- Baking Championship: Next Gen has been renewed for a second season on Food Network.
- Love Island Games has been renewed for a third season on Peacock.
Cancellations
- On Brand with Jimmy Fallon has been canceled at NBC after one season.
- So You Think You Can Dance has been cancelled at Fox after 18 seasons.
- The Snake has been cancelled at Fox after one season.
- Film Club has been canceled at BBC after one season.
In Development
- Line of Fire, a crime drama starring Peter Krause and Hope Davis, has been ordered at NBC.
- The Rockford Files, starring David Boreanaz, has been ordered at NBC.
- Newlyweds, a comedy starring Téa Leoni and Tim Daly, has been ordered at NBC.
- Sunset P.I., a detective comedy starring Jake Johnson, has been ordered at NBC.
- Wordle, a game show adaptation of the popular word puzzle hosted by Savannah Guthrie, has been ordered at NBC.
- Cocktail Wars, a mixologist competition hosted by Lance Bass and Joey Fatone, has been ordered at E!
- Nation’s Dumbest has been ordered at Fox and will be hosted by Jack Whitehall.
- Mission To Honor: A 250th Salute To American Veterans has been ordered at The History Channel.
- Atsuko Okatsuka has set a stand-up special at Netflix.
- NBC pilots Key Witness, What the Dead Know, Puzzled, and Jill & Ginger are not moving forward.
Casting News
- Lizzy Caplan has joined The Morning Show on Apple TV.
- Peter Gallagher will join Murder in a Small Town on Fox.
- Peter Gallagher will also co-star in the independently produced The Right Side.
- Will Patton will star in The Magnificent Seven on MGM+.
- Imogen Poots and John Reynolds will star in Sex Criminals on Prime Video.
- Jeff Daniels, Joel Edgerton, Caleb McLaughlin, and Nnamdi Asomugha have joined Netflix’s untitled AI thriller.
- Josh Dallas, Costa D’Angelo, Parker Lapaine, Peyton List, Elysia Roorbach, and Madison Wolfe have joined We Were Liars on Prime Video.
- Rex Linn, Sasha Alexander, and Missi Pyle have joined Stick on Apple TV.
- Ginnifer Goodwin and Melissa Collazo have been cast in The Probability of Miracles.
- Malaika Guttoh, Avery Wills Jr., and Tre McBride have joined the cast of Forever on Netflix.
- Gregg Sulkin and Gabriel Atunes are joining The Forsytes on PBS.
- Marisa Tomei, Kelly Macdonald, and David Harewood have joined War on HBO and Sky.
- David Letterman will head to The Late Show on CBS for one last time on Thursday.
- Kelly Clarkson is returning to The Voice on NBC as a judge.
- Garrett Haake is NBC’s new Chief White House Correspondent.
- Rhys Mannion, Ellis Murphy, and Louis Landau have been cast in Hamburg Days on BBC.
- Kevin McKidd and Kim Raver have left Grey’s Anatomy on ABC.
Mark Your Calendar
ABC has announced their summer premiere dates:
- Celebrity Family Feud: July 9
- Press Your Luck: July 9
- Dancing with the Stars: The Next Pro: July 13
- The 2026 ESPYs: July 15
- Who Wants to Be a Millionaire: July 22
- Not Suitable for Work will premiere on Hulu on June 2.
- Life, Larry, and the Pursuit of Unhappiness will debut on HBO on June 26.
- The Five Star Weekend premieres on Peacock on July 9.
- Criminal Minds: Evolution returns on Paramount+ on May 28.
- Alice & Steve debuts on Hulu on June 8.
- Sweet Magnolias returns on Netflix on June 11.
- 72 Hours premieres on Netflix on July 24.
- This Land premieres on CNN on June 7.
- The Listeners will debut on Starz on June 12.
- Why We Dream premieres on CNN on May 25.
- Untold UK: Jamie Vardy premieres on Netflix on May 12.
- Teach You a Lesson will premiere on June 5 on Netflix.
- Kartavya premieres on Netflix on May 15.
- James. premieres on Netflix on May 14.
- A celebration of NBC’s 100th anniversary will air on December 10.
- Hannah Berner: None of My Business will debut on Hulu on June 5.
- Tires returns on Netflix on August 13.
- Crystal Lake will debut on October 15 on Peacock; The Good Daughter on November 12; The Capture returns on June 18; Dig will debut in November; The Paper will return in September.
R.I.P.
Tony Amatullo, Associate producer on Fame, Miami Vice, and others
Joni Lamb, Christian broadcaster who founded Daystar Television
Michael Pennington, British theater actor who was in Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi
Koji Suzuki, Novelist who wrote Ring which was adapted into the movies
Bobby Cox, Hall of Fame MLB manager
WATCH THIS
The Neighborhood: Two weddings and a tough goodbye are ahead in the series finale. 7 p.m., CBS
DMV: An office celebration brings unresolved feelings to the surface in the series finale. 7:30 p.m., CBS
American Idol: Time for the grand finale! 7 p.m., ABC
Regular Show: Lost Tapes: Mordecai and Rigby are back in this reboot of the cult favorite. 3 p.m, Cartoon Network
Pop Culture Jeopardy!: Second season premiere. Netflix
Late Night:
- The Late Show with Stephen Colbert: Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel, Seth Meyers, John Oliver, Annaleigh Ashford, Christopher Jackson, Bernadette Peters, Ben Platt, Patrick Wilson
- The Daily Show: Josh Tyrangiel, host Jon Stewart
- Watch What Happens Live: Lisa Kudrow, Sally Field
| MON. | 7:00 | 7:30 | 8:00 | 8:30 | 9:00 | 9:30 |
| ABC | American Idol (new) |
| CBS | The Neighborhood (repeat) |
DMV (repeat) |
FBI (repeat) |
CIA (repeat) |
| CW | Sullivan’s Crossing (new) |
Wild Cards (repeat) |
Local |
| FOX | The 1% Club (new) |
The Quiz With Balls (new) |
News/Local |
| NBC | NBA Playoff (live) |