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‘King of the Hill,’ ‘Wednesday,’ ‘Outlander: Blood of My Blood,’ and everything else you don’t want to miss on TV this week

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MONDAY

King of the Hill: Hank Hill and family are back after a 15-year hiatus: Peggy and Hank are back from Saudi Arabia, while Bobby is a twenty-something chef living in Dallas with his former classmates Connie, Joseph, and Chane. Premiere. Hulu

Bachelor in Paradise: Jesse Palmer announces something that will “turn the entire beach upside down.” 7 p.m., ABC

Boogie Nights: A thing I just learned about this brilliant movie: Paul Thomas Anderson was only 26 when he made it. And now I need to go lie down in the dark for a while.  8 p.m., The Movie Channel Xtra

TUESDAY

Las Culturistas Culture Awards: Bowen Yang and Matt Rogers celebrate the most important cultural moments of the year, including “Best Vibe,” “Best Woman of a Certain Age,” “Song of the Summer,” and “Daddy Award.”  8 p.m., Bravo

SEC: Any Given Saturday: Because some of you guys like college football. Series premiere. Netflix

Capturing Their Killer: The Girls on the High Bridge: This three-part documentary explores the Delphi murders, in which two young girls were murdered in Indiana by a murderer who was captured on one of the victim’s phones, and yet went uncaught for years. Premiere. Hulu

WEDNESDAY

Wednesday: Our spooky teen is back (appropriately enough on a Wednesday) after a three-year hiatus. Season premiere. Netflix

Platonic: Rose Byrne and Seth Rogen are back as best friends in this underappreciated little comedy. Season premiere. Apple TV+

The Pickup: Eddie Murphy, Pete Davidson, and Keke Palmer star in this heist action comedy. Premiere. Amazon

THURSDAY

The Monkey: Theo James stars in this interpretation of the Stephen King short story as a pair of twins whose lives are turned upside down by a cursed toy monkey. Streaming premiere.  Hulu

Demascus: In this sci-fi comedy series, 33-year-old Demascus goes on a journey of self-discovery through the use of digital therapy. Series premiere. Tubi

Necaxa: This documentary series follows the Welcome to Wrexham model, except with a Mexican soccer club, Club Necaxa, and with Hollywood star investor Eva Longoria. Series premiere. 8 p.m., FXX

FRIDAY

Outlander: Blood of My Blood: This prequel to the Outlander series follows the love stories of Jamie and Claire’s parents over the centuries. Series premiere.  7 p.m., Starz

Resident Alien: Harry faces one final threat in the series finale. 9 p.m., USA

Stolen: Heist of the Century: In 2003, a group of thieves penetrated an “unbreakable” vault in Antwerp. Premiere. Netflix

Clown in a Cornfield: I mean, “Clown in a Cornfield” about sums it up, right? Frendo the Clown returns to a small Midwestern town and becomes a terrifying scourge. Premiere.  AMC+ and Shudder

Totally Funny Animals: Season finale. 8 p.m., The CW

Totally Funny Kids: Season finale. 8:30 p.m., The CW

SATURDAY

Freaky Tales: Pedro Pascal, Jay Ellis, Ben Mendelsohn, and Tom Hanks (yes, that Tom Hanks) star in this movie consisting of four interconnected stories, all taking place in 1987’s Oakland.   HBO Max

American Prince: JFK Jr.: This three-episode series explores the life of JFK Jr. who is definitely dead and not a President Screaming Orange supporter in disguise. 9 p.m., CNN

SUNDAY

The Gilded Age: Marian struggles to move forward in the season finale. 8 p.m., HBO

The Chicken Sisters: So, things I was not aware of: 1. There is a show called “Chicken Sisters.” 2. It stars Back to the Future star, Lea Thompson. 3. It is in its second season. Season premiere. 7 p.m., Hallmark

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