Cutest sleep demon ever.
@natsfurbabies Replying to @fairygodmary_ he’s becoming too powerful I fear
Here’s A BUNCH OF TV News
“The thing about Stephen Miller is not that he is the brains behind Trumpism,” Moran wrote in his since-deleted post. “Yes, he is one of the people who conceptualizes the impulses of the Trumpist movement and translates them into policy. But that’s not what’s interesting about Miller. It’s not brains. It’s bile. Miller is a man who is richly endowed with the capacity for hatred. He’s a world-class hater. You can see this just by looking at him because you can see that his hatreds are his spiritual nourishment. He eats his hate. Trump is a world-class hater. But his hatred only a means to an end, and that end his his own glorification. That’s his spiritual nourishment.”
Where’s the lie, right? The problem is, Moran is a real journalist, and he’s expected to at least outwardly be objective about the subjects he’s covering. Has that ever stopped Fox News hosts from frothing at the mouth about Democrats? No, of course not. But because ABC is an actual news organization, they have put Moran on suspension for the time being. I agree with everything Moran said; I don’t think he should have said it publicly; I hope he doesn’t get fired; I won’t be surprised if he is.
Meanwhile, the President is weaponizing the National Guard against protestors and threatening to send the military out against them, and reporters are being shot and tear gassed, so all these things are equal, right? (And I know I’m only barely scratching the surface of all the bullshittery that is going on right now, but I’m also on a plane so it might have to wait a second — I promise that this week I will take some Tums and dive in head first.)
Seth Meyers had an idea for the SNL 50th Anniversary special that didn’t get the green light but made a great point nonetheless: “I wanted to have all the impressions of Democratic presidents come out and just thank the liberal institution of SNL,” Meyers explained. He wanted to get the impressionists together to say, “Thanks to your help, we’ve won 6 of 13 elections.”
There it is: Warner Bros. Discovery is going to split into two companies: “one devoted to streaming and content production and one devoted to traditional television.” It’s almost as if creating giant conglomerates that gobble up every available property and lump them altogether with no consideration of what makes them unique or successful isn’t a working strategy or something.
Let the contract negotiations for Jimmy Fallon and The Tonight Show begin!
It was Natasha Rothwell’s idea for Belinda to be the brains behind that negotiation in the third season of The White Lotus. Originally, it was going to be all the son’s idea, but she pitched a different story to Mike White, and he listened. I love everything about this.
This does not inspire confidence in me about the next Golden Bachelor:
When asked about his preferences in a partner, age was the first thing Mel referenced.
“I just said, ’45 to 60.’ Just being honest, right?”
Readers, he’s 66.
Speaking of, Erika Jayne is not out of the legal woods just yet.
In your “No duh” news of the day, Miley Cyrus says Disney wouldn’t allow her to perform her Hannah Montana songs when she began her solo career.
And in your “Are you that stupid” news of the day, Sarah Jessica Parker was “shocked” at how disliked Che Diaz was on And Just Like That …
Matthew Broderick was nearly your Alex P. Keaton.
Between this and agreeing with Clint Eastwood on how movies need to be more original, I worry that I’m actually a director grandpa in my 80s or 90s.
Renewals
- Couples Therapy has been renewed for a fifth season on Showtime and Paramount+.
- Maxton Hall — The World Between Us has been renewed at Prime Video for a third season.
Cancellations
- The Cleaning Lady has been canceled at Fox after four seasons.
- Alert: Missing Persons Unit has been canceled at Fox after three seasons.
- Étoile has been canceled at Prime Video after one season.
In Development
- Hal & Harper has been picked up at Mubi.
Casting News
- Regina Hall has joined The Five-Star Weekend on Peacock.
- Grace Gummer, Sydney Lemmon, and Alessandro Nivola have joined the cast of American Love Story on FX.
- Bertie Carvel has joined Harry Potter on HBO as Cornelius Fudge.
- Rachel Zoe is joining the cast of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills on Bravo.
- Frankie Quiñones, Eddie Spears, Brian Bahe, and Sienna Tso have joined the Native American community center comedy pilot at NBC.
- Jacob Whiteduck-Lavoie, Keen Ruffalo, Bo Bragason, and Daniel Quinn-Toye have been added to the cast of Sterling Point at Amazon MGM.
- Kelly Thiebaud is returning to General Hospital on ABC. (But HOW?)
- Michael Swan is joining The Young and the Restless on CBS.
- Lexi Wood is leaving Summer House on Bravo.
Mark Your Calendar
- Star Trek: Strange New Worlds returns on Paramount+ on July 17.
- The Lost Bus will debut on Apple TV+ in the fall.
- Noah’s Arc: The Movie premieres on Paramount+ on June 20.
- The Gilgo Beach Killer: House of Secrets debuts on Hulu on June 10.
- Most Wanted: Teen Hacker premieres on Max in September.
- The Fragrant Flower Blooms with Dignity premieres on Netflix on July 6.
- The Hunting Wives will debut on Netflix on July 21.
- Leviathan premieres on Netflix on July 10.
R.I.P.
Pippa Scott, Stage and screen actress
Arthur Hamilton, Songwriter
Wayne Lewis, Founding member of Atlantic Star
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BET Awards: Kevin Hart hosts. 7 p.m., BET, BET Her, Paramount, Logo, MTV, Nick, VH1, Pop, CMT, TruTV, TNT
Virgins: 4 adult virgins navigate the dating world in this new series. Series premiere. 8 p.m., TLC
Wisdom Keepers: Philosophers, mystics, and scientists answer our most profound questions regarding who we are and where we’re going. Series premiere. 9 p.m., PBS
Late Night:
- Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: Robert De Niro, “Weird Al” Yankovic, Arcade Fire
- Late Night with Seth Meyers: Henry Winkler, Monica Barbaro
- The Late Show with Stephen Colbert: Neil deGrasse Tyson, William Shatner, the Doobie Brothers, Evie McGee Colbert
- After Midnight: Pete Holmes, Kurt Braunohler, Gillian Jacobs
- The Daily Show: TBA
- Watch What Happens Live: Scott Porter, Fraser Olender
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