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Here’s A BUNCH OF TV News
WELCOME TO PRESIDENT DERANGEMENT’S 100th DAY IN OFFICE! ONLY 1,362 DAYS TO GO!
Listen, I’m going to be forthcoming with you because we’re pals. I am currently in a foreign country, enjoying myself in the fresh air, lack of worry about the person next to me possibly having measles (and wondering if my measles vaccination needs to be updated), not stressing about being shot while in a crowd, and contemplating what I need to do in terms of my social media and devices in the event I get pulled by CBP when I return — or whether I should return at all. If I can talk the husband into staying, we just might.
And I know A LOT is going on: a judge being arrested, U.S. citizens being deported, more Hegeseth shenanigans, our ports emptying out, the Canadian election being lost by someone screaming about making them the 51st state, and him crying that pollsters and journalists are criminals because his polls are in the toilet. IT’S A LOT. But I don’t want to talk about any of it, at least not for the next few days. So instead, I’ll let the professionals handle it:
For more on his first 100 days, ABC will be broadcasting an interview with President PissyPants if you want to hear about it from the Liar-in-Chief himself. (See below in Watch This.) Fortunately, as noted above, I’m someplace where I won’t be able to watch. And for the other side of things, check out 100 Days of Trump: A Town Hall With Forced Out Federal Workers hosted by Stephanie Ruhle on MSNBC on May 1.
Craig Mazin warns y’all to not read too much about current events into The Last of Us. LOL, ok.
This is a joke stolen wholesale from the comments of this post, but Paramount+ did Nazi that coming.
A plagiarism lawsuit against Yellowjackets has been dismissed because stories of stranded people resorting to cannibalism not only go back through time, but have literally happened, so nah.
Beyond the Gates is bringing the soaps back into soap opera.
Notorious nutter Terrence Howard refused to play Marvin Gaye in a film because Quincy Jones told him that Gaye was a homosexual, and, “If I kissed some man, I would cut my lips off.” It should also be noted that Howard said he was “all-in” for President Mass Deportation until President Mass Deportation started upholding his campaign promise to deport people. I am going to have a headache for the next four years, aren’t I?
Jojo Siwa dumped her girlfriend for one of her male castmates on Celebrity Big Brother U.K. (and no, it was not Mickey Rourke).
His children will be so embarrassed by this one day:
I am the daughter of a urologist, and so I have seen … a lot of things. Thus, I can say with authority, Val Chmerkovskiy, no one wants to see that. (Especially with a lack of something to compare it to for size.)
Renewals
- Diarra from Detroit has been renewed for a second season on BET+.
In Development
- Stillwater, a horror thriller from Greg Berlanti, has been picked up by Prime Video.
- A spec script for Foster Dade has been bought by Hulu with a fast track for a pilot.
- Tudum Live will actually stream on Netflix, what a concept.
- The 99’ers, a film adaptation of The Girls of Summer: The US Women’s Soccer Team and How It Changed the World, is in the works at Netflix.
- AI Confidential and Chris McCausland: Seeing into the Future have been greenlit at BBC.
- Dead End is being given an English adaptation.
Casting News
- Matt Lauria will co-star in Sheriff County on CBS.
- Gretchen Wilson has joined The Road on CBS.
- Anna Sawai has joined How to Rob a Bank at Amazon MGM
Mark Your Calendars
- Alien: Earth will premiere this summer on FX.
- Welcome to Wrexham returns on FX on May 15.
- Relative Secrets debuts on Acorn TV on June 2.
- Dan Da Dan returns on Netflix on July 3.
- Rotten Legacy premieres on May 16 on Netflix.
- Older Hotter Wiser will debut on Peacock on May 19.
- The Seat will premiere on Netflix on May 5.
- Girl in the Attic debuts on Lifetime on June 14.
- Marry My Husband will debut on Prime Video on June 27.
- Kaulitz & Kaulitz premieres on Netflix on June 17.
R.I.P.
Cora Sue Collins, Child actress in the 1930s and 40s
WATCH THIS
President Trump the First 100 Days: The Interview in the Oval Office: An interview with The Worst President Ever. 7 p.m., ABC
St. Denis: A storm causes chaos in the Emergency Department. Season finale. 7 p.m., NBC
Polyfamily: Two married couples live together and navigate raising a family together in their closed quad relationship. Series premiere. 9 p.m., TLC
Wear Whatever the F You Want: Clinton Kelly and Stacy London are back with a makeover show for their makeover show. Series premiere. Prime Video
Late Night:
- Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: Jeremy Renner, Mary Lynn Rajskub, Nimesh Patel
- Late Night with Seth Meyers: Tina Fey, Gabriel Luna, Graydon Carter
- The Late Show with Stephen Colbert: Will Ferrell, Amber Ruffin, Jonathan Groff & the company from Broadway’s “Just In Time”
- After Midnight: Tim Bagley, Cassidy Freeman, Andy Richter
- Jimmy Kimmel Live: Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Mo Amer, Tucker Wetmore
- The Daily Show: Katherine Maher, host Jordan Klepper
- Watch What Happens Live: Brittany Cartwright, Luke Broderick
| TUES. | 7:00 | 7:30 | 8:00 | 8:30 | 9:00 | 9:30 |
| President Trump the First 100 Days: The Interview in the Oval Office (new) |
ABC | Will Trent (new) |
The Rookie (new) |
| CBS | FBI (repeat) |
FBI: International (repeat) |
FBI: Most Wanted (repeat) |
| CW | WWE NXT (new) |
Local |
| FOX | The Cleaning Lady (new) |
Alert: Missing Persons Unit (new) |
News/Local |
| NBC | St. Denis Medical (new) |
Night Court (new) |
The Voice (repeat) |
Yes, Chef! (repeat) |