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Here’s A BUNCH OF TV News
ABC is sticking with the debate rules that the Biden and Former President Bacon because Wind agreed to: mics turned off when the candidate is not speaking; no audience; and strict time limits. (The other rules are in the article linked above.) Vice President Kamala Harris’ team tried to strike the muted mics, hoping that Former President Deranged would show his true colors. Former President Pissy Baby is already throwing a tantrum about the debate being on ABC News.
First of all, I’m pretty sure women love Tim Walz, but second of all, the number of things that threaten these guys’ masculinity is endless.
Try to hide your shock, but a bunch of right-wing gasbags have been on Russia’s payroll.
HBO had some thoughts about that blog post George R.R. Martin wrote and then quickly took down:
“There are few greater fans of George R.R. Martin and his book ‘Fire & Blood’ than the creative team on ‘House of the Dragon,’ both in production and at HBO. Commonly, when adapting a book for the screen, with its own format and limitations, the showrunner ultimately is required to make difficult choices about the characters and stories the audience will follow. We believe that Ryan Condal and his team have done an extraordinary job and the millions of fans the series has amassed over the first two seasons will continue to enjoy it.”
Lee Daniels hated every minute of making Empire, but it was worth all the money.
BBC has removed “true story” from the description of the opioid addiction drama Dopesick, lest they get into some Baby Reindeer trouble.
Anna Delvey is gonna Anna Delvey. And some DWTS fans are threatening to boycott the series if she’s allowed to compete.
Meanwhile, Meghan McCain is out here 1. bragging that Dancing with the Stars has been BEGGING her to compete and 2. threatening us with going into politics? Why can’t you be more like your brother Jimmy?
Cancellations
- 9-1-1: Lone Star will end with season five on Fox.
In Development
- Widow’s Bay, a paranormal drama, has been greenlit at Apple TV+.
- Neagley, a spinoff of Reacher, is in development at Prime Video.
- An original Untitled Animated Comedy produced by Mindy Kaling is in development at Paramount+.
- A 30 for 30 documentary about Billie Jean King has been greenlit at ESPN.
Casting News
- Melissa McCarthy and Clive Owen will star in a limited series based on the JonBenét Ramsey case at Paramount+.
- Mira Sorvino and Debi Mazar have joined Blue Bloods on CBS.
- Eve Hewson and Murray Bartlett will star in Downforce on Hulu.
- Natasha Rothwell will star in Who TF Did I Marry? on Netflix.
- Nicholas Denton is joining The Talamasca on AMC.
- Cynthia Erivo, Margo Martindale, and BJ Novak have been cast in Poker Face on Peacock.
- Robyn Cara has been cast in The Rainmaker on USA.
- Shawn Hatosy is joining Chicago P.D. on NBC.
- Ron Canada has joined The Irrational on NBC.
- Charlie Condou is joining Doctor Who on Disney+ and BBC.
- Morena Baccarin has joined The Wrecking Crew on Amazon MGM.
- Alison Brie has been cast as Evil-Lyn in Masters of the Universe at Amazon MGM.
Mark Your Calendars
- Landman premieres on Paramount+ on November 17.
- Joan debuts on The CW on October 2.
- Stopping the Steal will premiere on HBO on September 17.
- The Diplomat returns on Netflix on October 31.
- The Penguin debuts on Max on September 19.
- Will & Harper premieres on Netflix on September 27.
- Arcane will return on Netflix in November.
- Mr. McMahon debuts on Netflix on September 25.
- Tia Mowry: My Next Act will debut on WeTV on October 4.
- The Real Murders on Elm Street debuts on Investigation Discovery on September 9.
- Out There: Crimes of the Paranormal will debut on Hulu on September 24.
- The Bad Guys: Haunted Heist will debut on Netflix on October 3.
- Victim to Verdict with Ted Rowlands premieres on CourtTV on September 8.
- Trouble debuts on Netflix on October 3.
- Sector 36 premieres on Netflix on September 13.
- En Fin debuts on Prime Video on September 13.
- Pimpinero: Blood and Oil debuts on Prime Video on September 9.
- Kemonito: The Last Fall premieres on Netflix on September 19.
- Beyond Black Beauty will premiere on Prime Video on October 15.
- Wynonna Earp: Vengeance will debut on Netflix on September 13.
- The Boulet Brothers’ Dragula returns on Shudder on October 1.
- Creature Commandos will premiere on Max on December 5.
- Bluey minisodes will return on Disney on October 7.
- Road Diary: Bruce Springsteen and The E Street Band debuts on Hulu and Disney+ on October 25.
- Bargain Block New Orleans premieres on HGTV on October 9.
- Loving Little House: The 50th Anniversary Celebration premieres on COZI TV on September 7.
R.I.P.
Sheldon Pinchuk, TV and film producer who produced Northern Exposure, Reality Bites and others
J. Richard Munro, Former chairman and CEO of Time Inc. who helped create Time Warner and HBO
Laurent Tirard, French screenwriter and director
Rebecca Cheptegei, Olympic marathoner who was horrifically murdered by her boyfriend
WATCH THIS
The Perfect Couple: Nicole Kidman, Liev Schrieber, and Dakota Fanning star in this new limited series in which a high-end wedding suddenly becomes a murder mystery. Premiere. Netflix
Fight Night: The Million Dollar Heist: Kevin Hart, Don Cheadle, and Taraji P. Henson star in this dramatization of one of the most brazen heists in Atlanta’s history. Series premiere. Peacock
Sunday Night Football: Ravens at Chiefs as the season officially begins. 6 p.m., NBC
Late Night:
- Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: Kevin Hart, Paris Hilton, Miranda Lambert
- Late Night with Seth Meyers: Don Cheadle, Ana Gasteyer
- The Late Show with Stephen Colbert: Stephen Curry, Sen. Mark Kelly
- After Midnight: Jordan Temple, Will Miles, Greta Titelman
- Jimmy Kimmel Live: Brian Tyree Henry, Muni Long
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