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@uncleneilshome GRAB TISSUES 😭🤎 George met his new family!! Do you think he was happy to meet everyone? George is now fully integrated into the herd after medical quarantine and he is loving life! ICYMI: we rescued George from a dairy farm where he lived for five years. When George was born, an employee advocated for his freedom and his life was spared-something that almost never happens. She reached out to us to rescue him and we didn’t think twice. We are so happy and honored to have been able to welcome George to Uncle Neil Home. He is truly the most funny, sassy guy with the biggest personality and we and herd are so in love with him- so is everyone here! 🐮 🍑 FAQ: George has already been united with Peaches! They gave each other a quick smooch and then grazed side-by-side. We will share some photos at a later date! WE LOVE YOU, GEORGE!! WELCOME HOME ❤️
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Here’s A BUNCH OF TV News
Oh, suddenly the big orange chicken is willing to debate Vice President Harris. After initially backing out, he’s agreed to the ABC debate on September 10, and suggested two others — one on Fox News on September 4, and one on NBC on September 25. At this time, Harris has only agreed to the previously announced debate on the 10th. I suppose his gambit to change the date to an earlier one on a preferred network with his hand-picked moderators didn’t work out for him?
Former President Deranged Ramblings made the announcement that he had changed his mind about debating Vice President Harris during a long, meandering, unhinged, racist, and delusional “press conference” that he called at Mar-A-Lago yesterday (because he was mad about how much coverage Harris and Walz have been receiving). Some of the lies he told at this event that went unchecked by the reporters in attendance:
- LIE: His crowd size on January 6th was as large or larger than Martin Luther King Jr.’s March on Washington.
FACT: 250,000 people were estimated to have attended MLK Jr.’s speech; 10,000 people were at January 6th. Additionally, they did not speak at the same location. - LIE: Nobody died in the January 6th riots that he encouraged.
FACT: Five people, including one of his own supporters were killed as a result of the violence. - LIE: 20 million people — or more — have illegally immigrated to the United States under President Biden.
FACT: There have been 8.7 million encounters with Border Patrol, and some unknown number of those are repeat offenders, meaning the number is actually smaller than that. - LIE: President Biden has caused inflation because he refuses to drill for oil.
IFACT: Inflation was caused by a number of factors, including the aftermath of the pandemic, and a strong job market and economy. The United States has brought inflation under control faster than any other first-world nation. And under President Biden, U.S. oil production has reached a worldwide record level. - LIE: Vice President Kamala Harris and others unconstitutionally removed President Biden from the Democratic ticket.
FACT: The Democratic National Convention determines who is the nominee; there are no restrictions in the Constitution against President Biden dropping out of the race and being replaced by his Vice President. - LIE: Former President Sundowning was once in a helicopter with former San Francisco mayor Willie Brown when it almost crashed.
FACT: Former President Narcissistic Personality Disorder was actually in a helicopter with former California governor Jerry Brown. The helicopter did not nearly crash.
LOL: UPDATE: Former President Black People Love Me wasn’t mixing up Willie Brown and Jerry Brown; he was mixing up Willie Brown with a different Black Californian politician, Nate Holden. - LIE: The majority of Americans support him.
FACT: He lost the popular vote in both 2016 and 2020. - LIE: Democrats are performing abortions after babies are born.
FACT: Abortions after birth are murder and not legal anywhere, nor are they happening. - LIE: The Democrats are going to cut Social Security.
FACT: There are no plans in the Democrats’ platform that involves cutting back any entitlements. In fact, Former President Oligarch Lover promised to cut entitlements before frantically walking it back. - LIE: Vice President Harris is “very bad to Jewish people.”
FACT: Vice President Harris’ husband Doug Emhoff is a Jewish man. - LIE: Former President I’ll Be Your Vengeance disapproved of the “Lock Her Up” chants.
FACT: He called for Hillary Clinton’s arrest multiple times including in 2020 when she was no longer running. - LIE: The Manhattan District Attorney’s office is being run by President Biden’s Justice Department.
FACT: That’s not how that works. - LIE: Vice President Kamala Harris is very dumb and couldn’t pass her bar exam.
FACT: The California bar exam is notoriously famous as the most difficult in the country. She passed it on her second try. - LIE: The Democrats will force everyone to buy electric cars, and something about having to rebuild every bridge in the country because of how much trucks weigh.
FACT: ????
I guess we should be proud of him for not mentioning sharks, Hannibal Lecter, or doing whatever the hell this is:
— Acyn (@Acyn) June 25, 2023
As noted, this press conference was breathlessly covered by the cable news networks including MSNBC. Lawrence O’Donnell took his own network to the woodshed over their choice to air the press conference without any fact-checking and ignoring an event by Vice President Kamala Harris.
This is the best takedown of the mainstream news media playing footsie to Donald Trump that I’ve ever heard. @Lawrence is brilliant. A must watch. #TrumpMeltdown
— ًً (@politicalplayer) August 9, 2024
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Harold Ford is *not* biracial. Watters engages in racist pyrotechnics on the regular. No other major network would allow this. https://t.co/eOAQwnotRW
— G O L D I E. (@goldietaylor) August 9, 2024
Also, please don’t be racist to The Bachelorette contestants. Or anyone.
The CW is cutting losses by airing cheap programming that no one is watching or talking about. Yay?
Fact Check: Legendary is the only reality show on this entire list that should be brought back from the dead.
Renewals
- Vanderpump Villa has been renewed for season two on Hulu.
Cancellations
- Dogs in Space has been canceled after two seasons on Netflix.
In Development
- Stassi Says, a docu-comedy series starring Stassi Schroeder, is in the works at Hulu.
- A live-action version of The Human Vapor is in the works at Netflix.
- The Getaway is being adapted into a TV series.
Casting News
- Judy Greer has joined the cast of Owen Wilson’s golf comedy on Apple TV+.
- Michael Thomas Grant is joining the cast of Grey’s Anatomy on ABC.
- John Cho, Christopher Gorham, Alicia Hannah-Kim, and Jacob Bertrand have joined the cast of Tempest on Hulu.
- Stassi Schroeder is joining Vanderpump Villa on Hulu.
- Tru Valentino is leaving The Rookie on ABC.
- Emily O’Brien is leaving Days of Our Lives on Peacock.
Mark Your Calendar
- Tell Me Lies will premiere on Hulu on September 4.
- Gary debuts on Peacock on August 29.
- Uglies premieres on Netflix on September 13.
- Cesar Millan: Better Human Better Dog premieres on National Geographic on August 16.
- Classified debuts on Prime Video on Prime Video on August 23.
- The Frog will debut on Netflix on August 23.
- The Tyrant will debut on Prime Video on August 14.
- We Might Regret This will debut on BBC soon.
- Nightmare in the Desert will debut on Lifetime on September 15.
R.I.P.
Chi Chi Rodriguez, Eight-time PGA Tour winner
Kevin Sullivan, WWE Wrestler
WATCH THIS
FRIDAY
Paris Olympics: Track & field finals, the women’s gold medal game in beach volleyball, the women’s final in breaking, and more. 7 p.m., NBC
The Instigators: Matt Damon and Casey Affleck star in this heist-gone-wrong film (which is receiving middling reviews). Apple TV+
The Bikeriders: Tom Hardy, Jodie Comer, and Austin Butler star in this 60s biker club film (which is receiving glowing reviews). Peacock
Yo Gabba Gabbaland!: A revival of the Emmy-award-winning children’s series, featuring new friends and old favorites. Series premiere. Apple TV+
SATURDAY
Paris Olympics: The men’s basketball final, finals in track & field, including the 4x400m relays, the men’s platform final in diving, the men’s breaking final, and more. 7 p.m., NBC
Miss Cleo: Her Rise and Fall: A dramatized telling of how Youree Harris became a beloved television psychic, only to lose everything when she was accused of fraud. Premiere. 7 p.m., Lifetime
SUNDAY
Paris Olympics: The closing ceremonies of the 2024 Paris Olympics and the hand-off to Los Angeles in four years. 6 p.m., NBC
Industry: Kit Harington joins the British drama for season three. Premiere. 8 p.m., HBO
SEAL Team: Season seven premiere. Paramount+
Late Night:
- Watch What Happens Live (Sunday): Matt Rogers, Bowen Yang
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| ABC | NFL Preseason Football (live) |
| CBS | Lingo (new) |
S.W.A.T. (repeat) |
13 Days in Ferguson (new) |
| CW | The Conners (repeat) |
The Conners (repeat) |
Totally Funny Animals (new) |
Totally Funny Kids (new) |
Local |
| FOX | Friday Night Smackdown | Local |
| NBC | Primetime in Paris: The Olympics |
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| ABC | Will Trent (repeat) |
Will Trent (repeat) |
Will Trent (repeat) |
News/Local |
| CBS | S.W.A.T. (repeat) |
48 Hours | 48 Hours | News/Local |
| FOX | MLB Baseball (live) |
News/Local |
| NBC | Primetime in Paris: The Olympics | News/ Local |
Paris Olympics |
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| ABC | America’s Funniest Home Videos (repeat) |
America’s Funniest Home Videos (repeat) |
Jim Henson Idea Man |
| CBS | 60 Minutes | Tulsa King (new) |
Big Brother (new) |
Tracker (repeat) |
| The CW | The Notebook | Local |
| FOX | Masterchef (repeat) |
Krapopolis (repeat) |
Krapopolis (repeat) |
Krapopolis (repeat) |
Krapopolis (repeat) |
Local/News |
| NBC | Primetime in Paris: The Olympics |