NOT A CUTE ANIMAL TODAY. But I do think you’ll enjoy nevertheless:
@yassinandseanterrio What if Trump sang Creep our most requested song…and yes we have the other parts of it to drop if it hits a million views. #impressions #bits #trump #creep #creepbyradiohead #radiohead #creepcover #trumpimpression #comedy #comedyvideo
Here’s A BUNCH OF TV News
David Zaslav is trying to destroy Warner Bros. Discovery’s relationship with the NBA, because that’s who he is, and Charles Barkley is hella pissed about it. The NBA used to have a safe home at TNT, but now that renegotiations are underway, David Zaslav is saying that his company “doesn’t need the NBA.” Which is an interesting position to take when every other streaming company is furiously buying up live sports events, but go on, sir.
Netflix has released a comprehensive viewership report for the second half of 2023, and the ten most popular series were:
- ONE PIECE: Season 1
- Dear Child: Limited Series // Liebes Kind: Miniseries
- Who is Erin Carter?: Limited Series
- Lupin: Part 3
- The Witcher: Season 3
- Sex Education: Season 4
- Beckham: Limited Series
- CoComelon: Season 8
- Virgin River: Season 5
- The Lincoln Lawyer: Season 2
Interestingly, Obliterated, which was canceled after only one season, was the 20th most popular series on Netflix, which means it must have been prohibitively expensive to make.
As for the top ten movies, the list contains … less familiar names:
- Leave the World Behind
- Heart of Stone
- Leo
- Nowhere
- The Out-Laws
- Hidden Strike
- Reptile
- The Killer
- Family Switch
- The Boss Baby
The head of Investigation Discovery says that the success of Quiet on Set created a “fundamental shift” in what they realized could be content for them: it doesn’t have to be all murder all the time. Instead, it can be celebrities behaving badly all the time.
Andy Cohen thinks The Countess should have been the Golden Bachelorette, which, admittedly would have been amazing casting. However, that’s not how these Bachelor shows work.
We’re Here is important television — but the people who need to watch it the most will never see it.
We need to talk about the Emmy categories.
So, it’s been more than a week now since Bridgerton returned, so I’m going to dump a bunch of links that very well may be spoilery. DEAL WITH IT.
- How Bridgerton season three ties to The Terror season 1.
- “Nicola Coughlan is the Beating Heart of Bridgerton,” and fun fact: she was the first cast member hired because Penelope is just that important to the whole show.
@nicolacoughlan Pen after writing the latest Whistledown @Bridgerton
- Let’s talk about Penelope’s glow-up and THAT dress. I’m still mad at Cressida.
- The actress who plays Eloise, Claudia Jesse, is just as delightful in real life.
- Pitbull was thrilled that his song was used in THAT scene.
This again shows the world how music is the international language that transcends over boundaries more so how a hit song can remain timeless. Thank you @bridgerton and @netflix for the opportunity, Dale!@NeYoCompound @afrojack pic.twitter.com/lyGfK4Olp6
— Pitbull (@pitbull) May 21, 2024
- More about THAT scene.
- It was Ruth Gemmell’s, the actress who plays Violet Bridgerton, idea to be in the background of this scene to witness the moment between Colin and Penelope.
- A reminder that we still have a whole second part to this season, and that Colin and Penelope’s road won’t be an easy one.
- And part of that difficulty will be the Eloise Question.
- And then there is Francesa whose story might diverge from the books, so be forewarned.
- Everyone is watching Bridgerton. Just give in.
@q_zerb Queen Charlottes wigs 😭😭😭 #bridgerton #netflix #wigs #queenchatlotte #polin #s3
♬ Nadia’s Theme (Theme from the Young and Restless) – Barry Devorzon
@ryanozobu Felt like i was intruding 🫣 kept skipping back #bridgertonseason3 #bridgerton #fyp #polin
@seventeen We live for these rumored #Bridgerton couples! ❤️😝 #BridgertonSeason3 #philipafeatherington #prudencefeatherington #lukethompson 📸 Netflix and Getty
@mariajoynson Benedict bridgerton the man that you are
@jackietodd_ It’s giving…something? 💅🏻 #bridgerton #bridgertonseason3 #bridgertontiktok
@xoveganadventures This is all i heard every time Benedict opened up his (beautiful) mouth this season of Bridgerton so far #bridgerton #bridgertonseason3 #benedictbridgerton #bridgertonnetflix
@theonlynate Replying to @Dove Beauty & Personal Care Soft and supple, just like Dove Soap 💅👑 (Watch til the end, I promise it’s worth it) 💖 #bridgerton #netflix #queencharlotte #wig #wigs #shondarhimes #shondaland #shondalandbridgerton #fyp #foryou #foryoupage #comedy #funny #parody
@hayleypearll he loves @Bridgerton @Netflix 🤣❤️ ***Bridgerton Season 3 Spoilers!*** #brigderton #netflix #husbandwife #fyp #booktok #romance @skinnypopoffical
Perfection, no notes:
All time #WheelOfFortune moment right here pic.twitter.com/Nu5j47FcSm
— Taylor J (@TayVictoria8) May 23, 2024
This guy on Wheel of Fortune just guessed….. “Right in the butt” pic.twitter.com/ymSnqyBs7j
— Chilly (@chilly2pointOh) May 23, 2024
I am still dying over the lady saying “what?!?” to his “right in the butt” guess on Wheel of Fortune 🤣🤣 #WheelofFortune
— casey (@therea1mcc0y) May 23, 2024
Tavaris waiting for weeks for his episode of Wheel of Fortune to air– knowing that his momma, God, and the world were gonna hear him exclaim "Right in the butt!" pic.twitter.com/F03VjvsJ99
— Beth (@MrsStinkFingers) May 24, 2024
That Wheel of Fortune right in the butt guy’s wife right now pic.twitter.com/gZI2kHOyFi
— GeoffinLincoln (@GeoffinLincoln) May 24, 2024
The Boys are so good at this:
At Vought, our primary goal is to create a stronger, MORE SUPER America. That’s why we’re endorsing Robert Singer and Victoria Neuman, who have promised to give Superhumans more just than a seat at the table. We’ll be holding them accountable every step of the way! pic.twitter.com/JJQ1F6YtWl
— Vought International (@VoughtIntl) May 21, 2024
Seriously, so good:
At Vought, our primary goal is to create a stronger, MORE SUPER America. That’s why we’re endorsing Robert Singer and Victoria Neuman, who have promised to give Superhumans more just than a seat at the table. We’ll be holding them accountable every step of the way! pic.twitter.com/JJQ1F6YtWl
— Vought International (@VoughtIntl) May 21, 2024
Cancellations
- The CW has pulled Lovers and Liars off the schedule. This poor series lost so much of what made it fun in its original FBoy Island form on Max when it moved to network TV, so this is hardly surprising.
- High School has been canceled at Freeform after one season.
- Still Up has been canceled at Apple TV+ after one season.
In Development
- Family Empire: Houston, a reality series that follows Houston’s Braden family, has been ordered at OWN.
- Doctor Dave, a medical drama starring Dave Coulier, is in the works.
- Emilia Peréz has been acquired at Netflix.
- Wake Up Dead Man is the name of the third Benoit Blanc film on Netflix.
Casting News
- Dove Cameron and Avan Jogia will star in Obsession on Prime Video.
- Cristin Milioti has joined the voice cast of Hit-Monkey on Hulu.
- Lorenza Izzo will star in El Gato on Prime Video.
- Ed Werder is leaving ESPN after 26 years.
Mark Your Calendar
- The Bear returns on Hulu on June 27.
- I Am: Celine Dion debuts on Prime Video on June 25.
- Trixie Motel: Drag Me Home debuts on Max on June 1.
- Cult Massacre: One Day in Jonestown premieres on Hulu on June 17 and National Geographic on August 14.
- Hoffman Family Gold returns on Discovery on June 14.
- Joko Anwar’s Nightmares and Daydreams premieres on Netflix on June 14.
- Barbecue Showdown returns on Netflix on July 4.
- Shadrach will debut on Great American Pure Flix on July 25.
- Cozy Grove: Camp Spirit debuts on Netflix on June 25.
- The Great Food Truck Race: Games on the Gulf premieres on Food Network on June 30.
R.I.P.
Morgan Spurlock, Documentarian who made Supersize Me
Patrick Gottsch, Creator of The Cowboy Channel
Kabosu, Meme dog
WATCH THIS
FRIDAY
Lingo: Season two premiere. 7 p.m., Fox
The Beach Boys: This new documentary follows the band from their humble beginnings and features never-before-seen footage. Premiere. Disney+
Atlas: Jennifer Lopez, Simu Liu, Sterling K. Brown, and Mark Strong star in this sci-fi thriller about a brilliant scientist who has to face a robot with whom she has a mysterious past. Premiere. Netflix
Purlie Victorious: Leslie Odom Jr. stars in this play written by the great Ossie Davis as a Black preacher who schemes to reclaim his church from a plantation owner. 8 p.m., PBS
SATURDAY
Gaga Chromatic Ball: Filmed in Los Angeles, Lady Gaga performs in front of 50,000 of her biggest fans. Premiere. 7 p.m., HBO
Cruise Ship Murder: A young woman’s life is thrown into chaos after her aunt “falls” off a cruise ship and her uncle’s dark past comes to light. 7 p.m., Lifetime
SUNDAY
National Memorial Day Concert: The 35th annual broadcast of America’s night of remembrance. 7 p.m., PBS
Indianapolis 500: I’m only including this because it is one of the few car races I have heard of, so it must be fairly important. 11:30 p.m., NBC
Predator: And I’m only including this movie so I could show you the video below. 9 p.m., Sundance TV
Late Night:
- Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon (Friday): Gayle King, JoJo Siwa, Rachel Feinstein
| FRI. | 7:00 | 7:30 | 8:00 | 8:30 | 9:00 | 9:30 |
| ABC | Shark Tank (new) |
20/20 |
| CBS | Lingo (new) |
Lingo (new) |
Blue Bloods (repeat) |
| CW | Penn & Teller: Fool Us (repeat) |
100 Days to Indy (new) |
Local |
| FOX | Friday Night Smackdown | Local |
| NBC | Night Court (repeat) |
Night Court (repeat) |
Dateline |
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| SAT. | 7:00 | 7:30 | 8:00 | 8:30 | 9:00 | 9:30 | 10:00 | 10:30 | 11:00 | 11:30 |
| ABC | NBA Basketball (live) |
News/Local |
| CBS | The Equalizer (repeat) |
48 Hours | 48 Hours | News/Local |
| CW | I Am Steve McQueen | Local |
| FOX | MLB Baseball (live) |
News/Local |
| NBC | The Wall (repeat) |
Dateline (new) |
Weakest Link (repeat) |
News/ Local |
Saturday Night Live (repeat) |
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| SUN. | 6:00 | 6:30 | 7:00 | 7:30 | 8:00 | 8:30 | 9:00 | 9:30 |
| ABC | America’s Funniest Home Videos (repeat) |
America’s Funniest Home Videos (repeat) |
America’s Funniest Home Videos (repeat) |
America’s Funniest Home Videos (repeat) |
| CBS | 60 Minutes | 60 Minutes Presents | Elsbeth (repeat) |
Elsbeth (repeat) |
| The CW | The Blind Side | Local |
| FOX | NASCAR Cup Series (live) |
Local/News |
| NBC | Weakest Link (repeat) |
Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom (new) |