MONDAY
The Bachelorette: At least she’s not bringing the virgin to Fantasy suites. 7 p.m., ABC
Chopped: Season 1,990 premiere. 8 p.m., Food Network
So You Think You Can Dance: The top ten are chosen. 7 p.m., Fox
TUESDAY
The Warning: After his friend is murdered, a man discovers there is a mathematical pattern behind deaths at the same location and sets out to prevent the next one in this international series. Netflix
Drunk History: The season closes out with a Halloween theme. 9 p.m., Comedy Central
Badlands: If only to remember just how hot Martin Sheen was in his heyday. 7 p.m., Turner Classic Movies
WEDNESDAY
Castle Rock: JJ Abrams + Stephen King = CAN NOT WAIT. Series premiere. Hulu
The Burden of Truth: The CW gets into the legal drama business with this new series. Series premiere. 7 p.m., The CW
Young & Hungry: Josh takes the gang on his yacht in the one-hour series finale. 8 p.m., Freeform
Colony: Will makes a sacrifice for his family in the series finale. 9 p.m., USA
THURSDAY
Nashville: Deacon gets an opportunity to fulfill a lifetime dream in the series finale. 8 p.m., CMT
Baby Driver: I am only adding this because it’s my teenage son’s current favorite movie. 7 p.m., Showtime Showcase
Inglourious Basterds: In case you were having a sudden craving to watch some Nazis get what they deserve. No reason. 8 p.m., Showtime 2
FRIDAY
Orange is the New Black: The ladies move to a new prison. Season six. Netflix
Megladon: Fact vs. Fiction: So, it’s been Shark Week all week, and I am guessing that if that mattered to you, you probably already knew this. However, I am including this because I worked on the book, Meg, that the new Jason Statham movie The Meg is based on, which this TV show is riding the coattails of. Meg was a terrible book, by the way. 7 p.m., Discovery
Extinction: Michael Peña is a Cassandra in this new movie about an alien invasion. WON’T SOMEONE LISTEN TO MICHAEL PEÑA? Netflix
SATURDAY
National Lampoon’s Animal House: Look. There’s really not much on this week. I’m doing my best. 8 p.m., HBO2
Pink Collar Crimes: See, it’s a true crime series about women who commit crimes, hence: pink. Series premiere. 7 p.m., CBS
SUNDAY
Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis: Denis Rodman gets booed. So that’s something. 9 p.m., Comedy Central
Last Week Tonight with John Oliver: He’s back! And not a moment too soon! 10 p.m., HBO
Rachel Getting Married: One of the most wicked little movies in recent years. 6:04 p.m., Indieplex