MONDAY
Bachelor in Paradise: The last two hours of this nonsense (this season) sees the couples go to fantasy suites and then everyone reunites in the Bachelor studios to yell at Dean for being such an asshole. 7 p.m., ABC
Preacher: The group plans to leave New Orleans when there is a change in plans. Season finale. 8 p.m., AMC
Babe marathon: Babe is a delightful movie. Babe Pig in the City is the stuff of nightmares that I have never been able to watch all the way through. You’ve been warned. 7 p.m., Showtime Family Zone
TUESDAY
Hand in Hand: Bun B organized this telethon to raise money for hurricane relief, and we in Houston couldn’t be prouder. Please watch and give. ABC, CBS, Fox, NBC, Bravo, CMT, MTV2, HBO, Oxygen,
The Mindy Project: The final season begins. Hulu
Big Freedia Bounces Back: The Queen Diva’s recent felony conviction makes her reconsider everything in her life. Season premiere. 9 p.m., Fuse
My Crazy Sex: In this new series, people tell their craziest sex stories. Series premiere. 9 p.m., LMN
Chrisley Knows Best: Season premiere. 9 p.m., USA
Martin Luther: The Idea That Changed the World: 500 years ago, this one priest made a list of complaints, nailed them to a church in a small German town, and changed everything forever. 7 p.m., PBS
WEDNESDAY
Broad City: It’s an origin story: we learn how Abbi and Ilana met in 2011. Season premiere. 9:30 p.m., Comedy Central
South Park: After a several-day-long marathon, the new season begins. 9 p.m., Comedy Central
Odd Mom Out: Someone from the von Weber’s family’s past appears on The Wendy Williams Show in the season finale. 8:30 p.m., Bravo
Suits: Mike and Harvey have their backs up against the wall in the season finale. 8 p.m., USA
THURSDAY
Better Things: “Sam has people over.” Well, that’s enlightening. 9 p.m., FX
Love Connection: Andy tries to set up a secret billionaire in the season finale. 8 p.m., Fox
Beat Shazam: Season finale. 7 p.m., FOX
Truth & Lies: The Murder of Laci Peterson: Hey, remember that murdering asshole Scott Peterson? Yeah. 8 p.m., ABC
FRIDAY
American Vandal: #WhoDrewTheDicks? Netflix
Cassini’s Final Mission: Watch as the Cassini spacecraft completes its mission and crashes into Saturn. 6:50 a.m., The Science Channel
First They Killed My Father: It’s Angelina Jolie’s light-hearted comedy about the Cambodian crisis. Netflix
Strong Island: In this documentary, a man investigates his brother’s murder by a cop. Netflix
SATURDAY
Drink, Slay, Love: First of all, what a title. Second of all, this is about a teen vampire who becomes the coolest girl in school. Yes. 9 p.m., Lifetime
Running Wild with Bear Grylls: “Bear and Vanessa Hudgens rappel from a helicopter into the high Sierra for a scenic adventure; Bear and Vanessa evade a boulder avalanche, summit a massive dormant volcano, and encounter a rattlesnake; Vanessa talks about her rise to stardom.” LOLOLOLOL 9 p.m., NBC
LaLa Land: This is happening. 7 p.m., HBO
SUNDAY
The 69th Primetime Emmy Awards: Stephen Colbert hosts TV’s most self-congratulatory night. And there are a lot of them. 7 p.m., CBS
The Vietnam War: It’s Ken Burns’ latest obsession. Series premiere. 7 p.m., PBS
Vice Principals: Who Shot Gamby? Season premiere. 9:30 p.m., HBO
The Strain: Series finale. 9 p.m., FX