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Here’s A BUNCH OF TV News
Welp, Terry Moran was fired by ABC News after that Stephen Miller tweet. Not surprised, but I hope he lands somewhere else. Maybe he and Jim Acosta and all the anchors let go over at MSNBC can start their own news outlet.
President Despot’s little fascist birthday parade will not be broadcast on the networks, sad trombone. And he wants you to know that any protests of his big boy parade will be allowed as per the First Amendment, “will be met with very big force.”
Meanwhile, in California, Governor Newsom is not mincing his words: “Democracy is under assault right before our eyes. The moment we’ve feared has arrived.”
Are Elon and President Dementia making up?
Disney has no plans to shunt off their TV divisions like Comcast and Warner Bros. Discovery. (For now.)
It’s confirmed: The Last of Us season three is going to be all about Abby.
Yet another Stranger Things actor making it very clear they are happy the show’s over.
Good Morning America is packing up the Times Square studio this week and moving downtown to Hudson Yards, the same studio complex where The View and Live! with Kelly and Mark film.
Wait! Love might not be dead after all! Congratulations to the ~checks notes~ SECOND Bachelor finale couple to get married! No, really, there have been only two!
Renewals
- The Saints has been renewed for a second season on Fox Nation.
- SkyMed has been renewed for a fourth season on Paramount+.
- Sorry, I Didn’t Know has been renewed for a sixth season on ITV.
In Development
- There are two Power series in the works at Starz, one is untitled, and Power: Legacy.
- Steven Universe: Lars of the Stars is in the works at Prime Video.
- Billy Corgan’s National Wrestling Alliance‘s wrestling matches will stream on Roku. Yes, that Billy Corgan.
- The creator of Manifest has written a sci-fi novel and is planning on making it into a TV series, lord help us all.
Casting News
- Rachel Brosnahan will star in Presumed Innocent on Apple TV+.
- Felicity Huffman is joining Doc on Fox.
- Gemma Chan has joined The Five-Star Weekend at Peacock.
- Gloria Reuben has joined Boston Blue on CBS.
- Jessica Frances Dukes has joined The Westies on MGM+.
- Mark Ruffalo will co-star in Being Heumann on Apple TV+.
- Yahya Abdul-Mateen II has joined The Adventures of Cliff Booth on Netflix.
- Vincent Cassel will star as Quasimodo in The Hunchback of Notre-Dame on Netflix.
- Patrick Schwarzenegger has joined Love of Your Life at Amazon MGM.
- Kate Siegel, Michael Trucco, Katee Sackhoff, Rahul Kohli, Tim Bagley, and Heather Graham have joined Carrie on Prime Video.
- Tovah Feldshuh, Loretta Devine, Tyler Perez, and Paul Ben-Victor have been added to M.I.A. at Peacock.
- Kordell Beckham will co-star in Southern Fried Rice on Key TV.
- The first ten cast members of Bachelor in Paradise have been announced: Alexe-Anne “Alexe” Godin (The Bachelor season 29), Bailey Brown (The Bachelor season 29), Brian Autz (The Bachelorette season 21), Dale Moss (The Bachelorette season 16), Hakeem Moulton (The Bachelorette season 21), Jeremy Simon (The Bachelorette season 21), Jessica “Jess” Edwards (The Bachelor season 28), Jonathon Johnson (The Bachelorette season 21), Justin Glaze (The Bachelorette season 17 and Bachelor in Paradise season eight), Katherine “Kat” Izzo (The Bachelor season 27 and Bachelor in Paradise season nine), Kyle Howard (The Bachelorette season 17), Lexi Young (The Bachelor season 28), Riquerdy “Ricky” Marinez (The Bachelorette season 21), Sam McKinney (The Bachelorette season 21), Spencer Conley (The Bachelorette season 21) and Zoe McGrady (The Bachelor season 29).
- Regina Hall, Sherry Cola, Arturo Castro, George Lopez, and Ice Spice have joined the cast of The SpongeBob Movie: Search for SquarePants at Paramount and Nickelodeon.
Mark Your Calendars
- Too Much premieres on Netflix on July 10.
- Foundation returns on Apple TV+ on July 11.
- The Institute debuts on MGM+ on July 13.
- Building the Band premieres on Netflix on July 9.
- Providence Falls will premiere on Hallmark Channel on August 2, and Hallmark+ on August 3.
R.I.P.
Chris Robinson, Veteran soap opera actor on General Hospital and The Bold and the Beautiful among many other roles. He’s also the first commercial actor to utter the now-famous line: “I’m not a doctor, but I do play one on TV.”
WATCH THIS
Titan: The Oceangate Disaster: Pro Tip: Don’t make your own submarine. Premiere. Netflix
Sherlock & Daughter: Sherlock and Amelia confront their enemies in the season finale. 8 p.m., The CW
The Real Housewives of Miami: The Real Housewives of Miami have been permitted back on Bravo after being relegated only to Peacock. Season premiere. 8 p.m., Bravo
Snow White: The live-action remake no one asked for is finally on Disney+! Disney+
Late Night:
- Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: Gerard Butler, Michelle Monaghan, MARINA
- Late Night with Seth Meyers: Conan O’Brien, Jenny Slate
- The Late Show with Stephen Colbert: Colman Domingo, Gary Oldman, Jack Lowden, Kristin Scott Thomas, Jonathan Pryce
- After Midnight: Sasheer Zamata, Tien Tran, Paul F. Tompkins
- Jimmy Kimmel Live: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Aimee Lou Wood, Lil Wayne
- The Daily Show: Jeff Hiller, host Desi Lydic
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| ABC | NBA Finals (live) |
| CBS | Hollywood Squares (repeat) |
Raid the Cage (new) |
The Equalizer (repeat) |
| CW | Sullivan’s Crossing (new) |
Sherlock & Daughter (new) |
Local |
| FOX | MasterChef (new) |
Gordon Ramsay’s Secret Service (new) |
News/Local |
| NBC | Chicago Med (repeat) |
Chicago Fire (repeat) |
Chicago P.D. (repeat) |