MONDAY
MasterChef Junior: Tilly Ramsay joins as a judge in the 9th season. Premiere. 7 p.m., Fox
So You Think You Can Dance: IT’S BACK! And not without some controversy, Nigel Lythgoe. But that’s OK, because SYTYCD is back! Season premiere. 8 p.m., Fox
Queens: Angela Bassett narrates this documentary that explores matriarchies in the natural world. Happy Women’s History Month! Series premiere. 7 p.m., National Geographic
TUESDAY
The Cleaning Lady: Thony and Nadia begrudgingly search for Arman in the season three premiere. 7 p.m., Fox
Alert: Missing Persons Unit: An entire school bus full of children goes missing in the season premiere. (True fact: this actually really happened once back in California back in the 70s.) 8 p.m., Fox
Good Trouble: Mariana chooses her future in the series finale. 8:30 p.m., Freeform
Hannah Gadsby’s Gender Agenda: Hannah Gadsby hosts this LGBTQ comedy showcase. Premiere. Netflix
The Program: The Cons, Cults and Kidnapping: This documentary explores the dark side of the troubled teen industry and disciplinary institutions. Series premiere. Netflix
Super Tuesday Coverage: It’s the big primary day, but without any of the suspense. We all know who the two Presidential candidates are going to be LIKE IT OR NOT. Instead of watching repetitive coverage, spend Super Tuesday making sure you’re registered to vote because we’re gonna need all y’all out there in November, I AM SO SERIOUS. 9 p.m., ABC, CBS, NBC 5 p.m., MSNBC, CNN 6 p.m., Fox News 10 p.m., PBS
WEDNESDAY
The Masked Singer: Rita Ora joins the judges panel in the 11th season premiere. (11th SEASON? HOW IS THAT MATH MATHING?) 7 p.m., Fox
Animal Control: Frank cheers Shred up with a “Shred’s Day” in the season premiere. 8 p.m., Fox
Family Guy: 22nd season premiere. 8:30 p.m., Fox
Extraordinary: Jenn enrolls in the power clinic in the second season premiere. Hulu
Supersex: This new series follows the true life story of Italian porn star Rocco Siffredi. It’s not family-friendly viewing. Premiere. Netflix
Full Swing: Season two. Netflix
Erika Jayne: Bet It All on Blonde: This two-hour documentary follows the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star as she prepares for her Las Vegas residency. Premiere. 8 p.m., Bravo
Love is Blind: WILL ANY OF THESE GARBAGE PEOPLE GET MARRIED? Season finale. Netflix
THURSDAY
The State of the Union: President Biden is here to remind us that unemployment, gas prices, and inflation are down, the stock market is up, and the Republicans are a bunch of obstructionist liars who want to take our bodily autonomy away. 8 p.m., ABC, CBS, Fox, NBC, CNN, PBS, MSNBC, Fox News, CPSAN
The Gentlemen: Theo James stars as an English aristocrat who inherits the family estate to discover it’s a cannabis empire. Series premiere. Netflix
Friends in Low Places: This docuseries follows Garth Brooks and Trisha Yearwood as they build a honky-tonk in Nashville, TN. Series premiere. Prime Video
Ricky Stanicky: Some friends hire an actor to bring to life, Ricky Stanicky, the non-existent friend they have blamed for their bad behavior in this John Cena comedy. Premiere. Prime Video
Poor Things: The Oscar-nominated Emma Stone/Yorgos Lanthimos film is here ahead of the big ceremony. Premiere. Hulu
FRIDAY
Wonka: The Timothee Chalamet version, not the Glasgow “Experience” though I would absolutely watch a two-hour movie about the Glasgow “Experience,” no lie. Premiere. Max
The Reluctant Traveler: Season two. Apple TV+
Damsel: Milly Bobby Brown stars as a young woman who is offered up in marriage to a prince, only to discover she’s actually being offered up as a sacrifice to a dragon, and she is forced to fight to survive. Premiere. Netflix
Hightown: Series finale. 8 p.m., Starz
SATURDAY
Saturday Night Live: Josh Brolin, Ariana Grande 10:30 p.m., NBC
Caddyshack: Look, it’s not my favorite 80s comedy, but it is for a lot of other people, so, you know. 9:30 p.m., Sundance TV
SUNDAY
The Oscars: ALERT! IT BEGINS AN HOUR EARLIER THIS YEAR! DO NOT BE CAUGHT MISSING THE FIRST HOUR! 6 p.m., ABC
The Oscars Red Carpet: Now, ABC’s coverage begins at 5:30, but E!’s deranged coverage begins at 3 — or even 1, if you really want to invest. 5:30 p.m., ABC
Abbot Elementary: Come for the Oscars, stick around for a special Abbott Elementary episode. 9:30 p.m., ABC