Happy Friday.
@hoest I lost it when it pushed his back foot out and he just stood there 😭 (@Maison) #dog #funny #unbothered #pet #hoest
Here’s A BUNCH OF TV News
We’re keeping it brief (and late) today — sorry kids. Hope to be back on schedule soon.
AMC+ is launching a $4.99 ad-supported tier.
Share your Disney+ password while you can … the crackdown is coming.
Netflix has sent out its last red envelope.
Gen V premieres today on Prime Video: here is a guide to the characters, and everything you need to remember from The Boys. Brace yourself, because it’s going to get pretty gnarly in here.
What Not To Wear’s Stacy London and Clinton Kelly ended their decade-long feud that I did not know was happening.
Get better soon, Steven Tyler!
Renewals
- SpongeBob SquarePants has been renewed for a fifteenth season on Nickelodeon.
Cancellations
- Home Economics has been canceled at ABC after three seasons.
In Development
- The Patriot Way, a limited series about Tom Brady, is in the works.
Mark Your Calendar
- Real Housewives of Potomac returns on Bravo on November 5.
- Real Murders of Los Angeles premieres on Oxygen on October 6.
- The Haunted Museum returns on Travel Channel on October 26.
- Devil on My Doorstep will premiere on Lifetime on November 11.
- You’re Not Supposed to Be Here premieres on Lifetime on November 4.
- High Potential has been noved to the fall 2024 schedule on ABC.
R.I.P.
Dianne Feinstein, Pioneering Senator from California
WATCH THIS
FRIDAY
Gen V: This new series set in The Boys universe takes place in Godolkin University, America’s only college for young superheroes, among the first class to know their powers actually come from Compound V. Series premiere. Prime Video
The Great British Baking Show: Season premiere. Netflix
The 72nd Annual Miss USA Pageant: America’s second-best beauty pageant is back on primetime. 7 p.m., The CW
How to Fix a Pageant: And just in time, this documentary explores the recent scandals that have left the Miss USA pageant scrambling to remain relevant. Premiere. 9 p.m., FX
Shark Tank: Season premiere. 7 p.m., ABC
Dateline: Season premiere. 8 p.m., NBC
20/20: Season premiere. 8 p.m., ABC
SATURDAY
Amish Stud: The Eli Weaver Story: I just love the title of this “ripped from the headlines” Lifetime movie. The TL;DR is Eli Weaver was an Amish man who murdered his wife because he was having multiple affairs with other women. 7 p.m., Lifetime
The Meg 2: The Trench: BIG SHARK PART TWO. 7 p.m., HBO, Max
SUNDAY
The Simpsons: Homer becomes a school crossing guard in the 35th season premiere. 7 p.m., Fox
Bob’s Burgers: Linda and Bob make the kids do chores. Season premiere. 8 p.m., Fox
Family Guy: Meg becomes a surrogate in the season premiere. 8:30 p.m., Fox
America’s Funniest Home Videos: Season premiere. 6 p.m., ABC
Crazy Fun Park: A man discovers that his friend’s ghost haunts the amusement park where he was killed, along with a bunch of other dead teenagers in this new limited series. Hulu
Heist 88: Keith David and Courtney B. Vance star in this film about one of the biggest bank heists in U.S. history. 8 p.m., Showtime
| FRI. | 7:00 | 7:30 | 8:00 | 8:30 | 9:00 | 9:30 |
| ABC | Shark Tank (repeat) |
20/20 |
| CBS | Secret Celebrity Renovation (new) |
Fire Country (repeat) |
Blue Bloods (repeat) |
| CW | The 72nd Miss USA Pageant (live) |
Local |
| FOX | Friday Night Smackdown | Local |
| NBC | The Voice (repeat) |
Dateline |
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| SAT. | 7:00 | 7:30 | 8:00 | 8:30 | 9:00 | 9:30 | 10:00 | 10:30 | 11:00 | 11:30 |
| ABC | College Football (live) |
News/Local |
| CBS | NCIS: Hawai’i (repeat) |
48 Hours | 48 Hours | News/Local |
| CW | Great Chocolate Showdown (new) |
Masters of Illusion (repeat) |
Masters of Illusion (repeat) |
Local |
| FOX | MLB Baseball (live) |
News/Local |
| NBC | College Football (live) |
News/ Local |
Saturday Night Live (repeat) |
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| SUN. | 6:00 | 6:30 | 7:00 | 7:30 | 8:00 | 8:30 | 9:00 | 9:30 |
| ABC | America’s Funniest Home Videos (new) |
Jungle Cruise (new) |
America’s Funniest Home Videos (new) |
| CBS | 60 Minutes | Yellowstone (new) |
Big Brother (new) |
| The CW | Local | The Chosen (new) |
World’s Funniest Animals (repeat) |
Local |
| FOX | The OT (live) |
The Simpsons (new) |
Krapopolis (new) |
Bob’s Burgers (new) |
Family Guy (new) |
Local/News |
| NBC | Sunday Night Football (live) |