Time for you to tell me what you want
Quick refresher: I am going to create a March Madness-style tournament of four different categories of shows for y’all to vote on, ultimately choosing one show for me to recap this fall. One of those categories will be entirely shows that you recommend, and I asked y’all to start thinking about what shows you’d like to include.
Welp, the comment section is wide open and I’d love to hear your suggestions.
As for what the other categories are, and the shows included in each:
Category One: New Fall TV Shows
- Alaska
- East New York
- Family Law
- Fire Country
- Magic With the Stars
- Monarch
- Professionals
- Quantum Leap
- The Real Love Boat
- The Rookie: Feds
- So Help Me Todd
- Walker: Independence
Category Two: Classic Shows I Should Have Recapped, but Didn’t
- The Americans
- Breaking Bad
- Deadwood
- Evil
- Fargo
- Friday Night Lights
- Game of Thrones*
- The Leftovers
- Mad Men*
- The Sopranos
- Succession
- The Wire
*Technically, I did recap these two shows, but I didn’t start from the beginning. I would recap the first seasons if chosen.
Category Three: Shows I Began Recapping, and Then Gave Up On, Including Hate Blogs
- American Gods
- American Horror Story
- Fear The Walking Dead
- La Brea
- Manifest
- The Orville
- The Real Housewives of Dallas
- The Real Housewives of Miami
- The Real Housewives of New Jersey
- The Real Housewives of New York
- Stumptown
- The Walking Dead
Category Four: Your Suggestions
It’s all yours. And you can go wherever you want with this. You can recommend great shows, or terrible shows, dramas, comedies, reality, shows that are on streaming, or on broadcast, new or old … it’s up to you. Oh — and feel free to make multiple suggestions. Someone has already recommended The Boys, and I think that’s a great start. I can’t wait to see what y’all come up with!
At the end of this month, I’ll do a devoted post describing each of the series along with trailers (if available) and then the tournament will begin in September. I am both nervous and excited to see how you monsters will torture me this year.
Here’s A BUNCH OF TV News
Murderous drug dealers immortalized in statue in American city.
Top Chef is headed to London for an international all-stars season.
Nearly 600 male showrunners, including Damon Lindelof, David Benioff and D.B. Weiss, J.J. Abrams, Jordan Peele, Greg Berlanti, Donald Glover, Aaron Sorkin, David E. Kelley, Taika Waititi and Ryan Murphy have signed a letter demanding that studios put in specific safety protocols for pregnant employees in states where abortion has been outlawed. They, and the similar letter signed by female showrunners, demand that the studios deliver a plan by August 10. So now we wait.
Related: Film and TV productions spent $4.4 billion in Georgia this last year, a new record.
Netflix is now suing the unofficial Bridgerton musical. It was all fun and games when the musical wasn’t profitable, but that’s all done changed.
Production on Snowpiercer had to be suspended due to excessive heat after 14 people had to be hospitalized. That’s too many people being hospitalized! Maybe pause production after the second person has to be hospitalized!
A thing I did not know: the wonderful Natasha Rothwell — who played both the hilarious Kelli on Insecure and the heartbreaking Belinda in White Lotus (and became one of my favorite actresses of last year) — started as a writer on Insecure. She’s most likely not going to win the Emmy this year for her role on White Lotus, but she is certainly deserving. And I can’t wait to see what she does next.
Either George Jetson was born yesterday … or maybe not. It’s unclear.
Chris Rock continues to joke about The Slap, but still has not accepted Will Smith’s apology.
The Peaky Blinders movie is almost written. And Alison Brie says there has been “movement” on a Community movie.
This rocks. Literally:
🤘this is for Eddie 🤘
Joe Quinn met Eddie Munson's heroes: @Metallica! pic.twitter.com/y0oaSLpT6P— Netflix (@netflix) July 29, 2022
Rutgers Medical School is going to use Stranger Things to teach a psychiatry course, and you can follow along on Twitter this October.
Casey Wilson and Adam Pally are recording a Happy Endings podcast together, and that’s great, but BOY I WISH THEY HADN’T CANCELED IT IN THE FIRST PLACE.
Having learned that they can’t fuck around without finding out after not immediately denouncing Florida’s Don’t Say Gay bill, Disney has signed on to a letter with over one hundred other companies supporting the Respect for Marriage Act. Good.
The BBC has announced they will no longer show any part of the Princess Diana interview that has caused so much mess, and asked other broadcasters to refrain from using footage, too. However, Sky is like, “Nah.” And plans to air parts of it in a documentary this month. The Royal family should really try to keep people’s focus on this non-story, lest people pay attention to what other things are going on with them, that’s my advice.
A not-so-quick reminder that the Republicans are the worst:
So, there was a bill the Republicans had been holding hostage that would allocate billions of dollars to boost microchip production here in the United States. This is an obvious solution to a huge problem we realized during the pandemic: when microchip production came to a standstill in Asia, it delayed production on everything downline, from TVs to cars to important military equipment. As a result, prices on those items skyrocketed, contributing to the inflation we are seeing today. The Republicans held up the bill, however, in part because they couldn’t stomach giving the Democrats an easy economic win. But after trimming the bill down a bit, last week the GOP caved and passed the bill in the Senate. Yay! Everyone benefits! Except China! Which is another win for us!
EXCEPT, as soon as the microchip bill was passed, Joe Manchin announced that he and Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer had come to a tentative agreement on part of Biden’s Build Back Better bill and that they might be able to get a large economic package passed through reconciliation. It’s a huge win for Biden if it happens — KRYSTEN SINEMA — and reportedly, it blindsided Mitch McConnell who had no idea Manchin had been actually negotiating with his OWN PARTY.
And so, in a fit of pure spite, the Senate Republicans blocked a bill to help veterans who have been exposed to burn pits. A number of GOP senators who had previously voted to pass this bill, changed their vote last week, explicitly to punish the Democrats for daring to try to pass an economic package while they have control of the government. The Republicans, knowing that being spiteful little bitches who are willing to harm veterans to get back at the Democrats isn’t a great look for them, claim they changed their votes because the bill itself changed. It did not.
Jon Stewart who has been one of the biggest supporters of the bill, had some thoughts on this erroneous claim from Texas’ worst senator, Ted Cruz. It is worth your three and a half minutes:
A Message to and from Mister Senator Ted Cruz…Attorney at Law#PassthePactact pic.twitter.com/QjGRGdPmq4
— Jon Stewart (@jonstewart) July 29, 2022
And here’s Texas’ other worst senator, John Cornyn, giving away the game:
Cornyn just admitted that Senate Republicans delayed the burn pits bill out of spite. https://t.co/qTpqzBwbPb
— Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) July 31, 2022
And in conclusion, please vote Democrat in November, because these guys are such assholes.
Renewals
- Weakest Link has been renewed for a third season on NBC.
Cancellations
- The Gordita Chronicles has been canceled after one season on HBO Max, as Warner Bros. Discovery plans to pull back on live-action kids and family programming on the streaming service. The series will be shopped to other networks.
In Development
- Max Headroom is being rebooted at AMC, with Matt Frewer set to return to the role.
- The Wager: A Tale of Shipwreck, Mutiny, and Murder, is being turned into a film starring Leonardo DiCaprio by Martin Scorcese at Apple TV+.
- Sidelined, a behind-the-scenes comedy set at a sports show is being developed at Prime Video.
- Betrayal: John Gotti and the Fall of La Cosa Nostra is being adapted into a series.
- Boarders, a boarding school drama series, has been ordered at BBC Three.
- Cinema Paradisio is being developed into an Italian series.
Casting News
- Annie Q. Riegel has been cast in Career Opportunities in Murder and Mayhem on Hulu.
- Luke Bryan and Payton Manning are going to host CMA Awards on ABC later this year.
- Rick Gonzalez and Brent Antonello have joined the cast of Law & Order: Organized Crime on NBC.
- Adam Ray has joined the cast of Immigrant on Hulu.
- Christopher Stanley, W Earl Brown, Josh Pais, Irina Maleeva, James Remar, Paul Ben-Victor, and Hilda Boulware have joined the untitled Peacock series from Jason Woliner.
Mark Your Calendar
- Andor will premiere on Disney+ on September 21.
- Ghosts returns on CBS on September 29.
- Good Grief will return on Sundance Now and IFC on August 17.
- Sex Ring Secrets: Exposing Jeffrey Epstein will air on HLN on August 15.
- Race for the Championship will premiere on USA on September 1.
- Dead Zone is now streaming on Tubi.
- Ugliest House in America and Renovation Island returns on HGTV on August 25.
- Bad Hair Day will debut on TLC on August 24.
- Hallmark Channel has released their September movies and premiere dates.
R.I.P.
Nichelle Nichols, Lt. Nyota Uhura on Star Trek, and boundary breaker
We lived long and prospered together. pic.twitter.com/MgLjOeZ98X
— George Takei (@GeorgeTakei) July 31, 2022
I am so sorry to hear about the passing of Nichelle. She was a beautiful woman & played an admirable character that did so much for redefining social issues both here in the US & throughout the world. I will certainly miss her. Sending my love and condolences to her family. Bill
— William Shatner (@WilliamShatner) July 31, 2022
A remarkable woman in a remarkable role. Nichelle, you will be deeply missed. Sending much love and respect. pic.twitter.com/ZRnMblXx0Z
— JJ Abrams (@jjabrams) July 31, 2022
My favorite photo of Dad and Nichelle Nichols on set. The importance of Nichelle's legacy cannot be over-emphasized. She was much loved and will be missed. pic.twitter.com/1zlTd4F9BD
— Adam Nimoy (@adam_nimoy) July 31, 2022
Nichelle Nichols was The First. She was a trailblazer who navigated a very challenging trail with grit, grace, and a gorgeous fire we are not likely to see again.
May she Rest In Peace. #NichelleNichols pic.twitter.com/DONSz6IV2b
— Kate Mulgrew (@TheKateMulgrew) July 31, 2022
She made room for so many of us. She was the reminder that not only can we reach the stars, but our influence is essential to their survival. Forget shaking the table, she built it! #RIPNichelleNichols 🕊✨🖖🏾 pic.twitter.com/k1aVw15w3d
— ALIEN SUPERSTAR CRG (@celiargooding) July 31, 2022
A remarkable woman in a remarkable role. Nichelle, you will be deeply missed. Sending much love and respect. pic.twitter.com/ZRnMblXx0Z
— JJ Abrams (@jjabrams) July 31, 2022
Nichelle was a singular inspiration. She’s the one who really opened my eyes to what Star Trek is and can be. I can’t tell you how many people have told me she’s the reason they became… an astronaut, a scientist, a writer, a linguist, an engineer… it goes on and on. 1/2
— Alex Kurtzman (@Alex_Kurtzman) July 31, 2022
One of my most treasured photos – Godspeed to Nichelle Nichols, champion, warrior and tremendous actor. Her kindness and bravery lit the path for many. May she forever dwell among the stars. #RIPNichelle #Uhura pic.twitter.com/nFXHif8HEC
— Stacey Abrams (@staceyabrams) July 31, 2022
Y’all, @nichelleisuhuru.
Heartbroken at the news of her passing, however, I am comforted in the knowledge that she illuminated the way for so of us many with her grace, beauty, talent, intelligence and her commitment to humanity going boldly to the stars! #godess #queen
🙏🏾♥️🌹🖖🏾 pic.twitter.com/ye08mXzs3B— LeVar Burton (@levarburton) July 31, 2022
We celebrate the life of Nichelle Nichols, Star Trek actor, trailblazer, and role model, who symbolized to so many what was possible. She partnered with us to recruit some of the first women and minority astronauts, and inspired generations to reach for the stars. pic.twitter.com/pmQaKDb5zw
— NASA (@NASA) July 31, 2022
This is beautiful, press play:
This has been quite a day.
I just wanted to share this story about Nichelle Nichols that comic book artist @AfuaRichardson told on #UnitedShades.
Rest In Peace Nichelle Nichols. #RIPNichelleNichols pic.twitter.com/EFDx0vDfMi
— W. Kamau Bell (@wkamaubell) July 31, 2022
Bill Russell, NBA great — possibly greatest — player, and civil rights activist
Pat Carroll, Emmy and Grammy-award-winning actress and comedian who served as the voice of Ursula in The Little Mermaid and who appeared in Jimmy Durante Show, The Danny Thomas Show, Laverne & Shirley, and ER among others
Burt Metcalfe, Producer, writer and director of M*A*S*H
Heather Gray, Emmy-winning executive producer of The Talk
Paul Coker, Designer of the Raskin/Bass stop-motion and animated holiday specials
Ron Zimmerman, Film and television producer, stand-up comic and longtime writer for Marvel comics
Michael Clancy, Costume designer for Ray Donovan and My Big Fat Greek Wedding
Jimy Sohns, Lead singer of The Shadows of Knight
WATCH THIS
Better Call Saul: The episode is called “Breaking Bad.” That’s pretty much all you need to know, right? 8 p.m., AMC
The Bachelorette: They pack all the dummies onto a cruise ship, because the cruise industry hasn’t had enough bad press lately. 7 p.m., ABC
Industry: Season two premiere. 8 p.m., HBO
Late Night:
- Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: Chance the Rapper, the cast of “Reservation Dogs”, Chance the Rapper featuring Joey Bada$$
- The Late Show with Stephen Colbert: Patton Oswalt, Jennifer Granholm, James Taylor
- The Daily Show: Pete Buttigieg
- Watch What Happens Live: Mzi “Zee” Dempers, Tumi Mhlongo
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ABC | The Bachelorette (new) |
Claim to Fame (new) |
CBS | The Neighborhood (repeat) |
Bob ♥ Abishola (repeat) |
NCIS (repeat) |
NCIS: Hawai’i (repeat) |
CW | Roswell, New Mexico (new) |
In the Dark (new) |
Local |
FOX | Don’t Forget the Lyrics! (new) |
Beat Shazam (new) |
News/Local |
NBC | American Ninja Warrior (new) |
Weakest Link (new) |