MONDAY
Dick Clark’s Rockin’ New Year’s Eve with Ryan Seacrest: The classic way to spend New Year’s Eve. Seacrest will ring in 2019 with a performance by Christina Aguilera. Part 1: 7 p.m., Part 2: 9 p.m., ABC
New Year’s Eve with Anderson Cooper and Andy Cohen: Daddy New Year’s. 7 p.m., CNN
A Toast to 2018!: The “highlights” of 2018. Get out of here, 2018. 7 p.m., NBC
Fox’s New Year’s Eve with Steve Harvey: Sting, Robin Thicke, Florence + the Machine, and Jason Aldean will perform. 7 p.m., & 10 p.m., Fox
NBC’s New Year’s Eve: Carson Daly and Chrissy Teigen don’t even get their names in the title? What bullshit is that? 10:30 p.m., NBC
TUESDAY
A Series of Unfortunate Events: The third and final season of the dark children’s series is here. Netflix
Tidying Up with Marie Kondo: HERE TO MAKE YOU CLEAN YOUR DAMN HOUSE AND CRY. Season premiere. Netflix
Doctor Who New Year’s Day Special: This is what happens when the Doctor is a lady: no more Christmas specials, only New Year’s Day specials. 7 p.m., BBC America
All of the College Football: bllllleeeeeaaaaaaaaah 1 p.m., 4 p.m., 7:45 p.m., ESPN
Rose Bowl Parade: Flowers. 10 a.m., ABC & NBC
Lethal Weapon: Mid-season premiere. 7 p.m., Fox
The Gifted: Mid-season premiere. 8 p.m., Fox
WEDNESDAY
The Masked Singer: This show looks bonkers. Celebrities dress in weird costumes and sing something and then other celebrities try to guess who they are? I don’t even know but those costumes are nightmare fodder. Series premiere. 8 p.m., Fox
grown-ish: Season two premiere. 7 p.m., Freeform
Gordon Ramsay’s 24 Hours to Hell and Back: Season two premiere. 7 p.m., Fox
Project Runway All Stars: If I’m not mistaken, this will be Project Runway‘s last hurrah on Lifetime before it returns to Bravo. Now I am wondering if Bravo will do All Stars? This is being described as All Stars “final season” so, I don’t know? 8 p.m., Lifetime
SEAL Team: Mid-season premiere. 8 p.m., CBS
Criminal Minds: Mid-season premiere. 9 p.m., CBS
THURSDAY
Gotham: The rise of the Dark Knight begins in the final season. 7 p.m., Fox
The Big Bang Theory: Mid-season premiere. 7 p.m., CBS
Young Sheldon: Mid-season premiere. 7:30 p.m., CBS
The Last Days of JFK Jr.: According to some crazy people, JFK Jr. isn’t dead, so this is just all an exercise in nonsense. 8 p.m., ABC
Surviving R. Kelly: A six-part documentary about that monster, R. Kelly. Series premiere. 8 p.m., Lifetime
The Blacklist: Liz and her sister investigate the night the real Raymond Remington died. Season premiere. 9 p.m., NBC
S.W.A.T.: Mid-season premiere. 9 p.m., CBS
The Titan Games: The Rock hosts this new reality show in which “hard work and determination” are rewarded. OK. 7 p.m., NBC
FRIDAY
Fresh Off the Boat: Mid-season premiere. 7 p.m., ABC
Last Man Standing: Mid-season premiere. 7 p.m., Fox
MacGyver: Mid-season premiere. 7 p.m., CBS
The Cool Kids: Mid-season premiere. 7:30 p.m., Fox
Speechless: Mid-season premiere. 7:30 p.m., ABC
Hawaii Five-0: Mid-season premiere. 8 p.m., CBS
Blue Bloods: Mid-season premiere. 9 p.m., CBS
SATURDAY
Super Troopers 2: I’m not sure that they needed to make a sequel to Super Troopers, but here we are. 7p.m., HBO
Tootsie: I’m actually curious how this holds up in today’s environment. If I remember correctly, there are plenty of #MeToo parallels in this classic. (Which, if you think about it, is kinda depressing that things haven’t improved in nearly forty years. 5 p.m., Showtime Women
SUNDAY
The 2019 Golden Globes: Oh hey! The dumbest awards are here! 7 p.m., NBC
The Golden Globes red carpet: They begin at 5 on E! and at 6 on NBC.If that’s your thing.
God Friended Me: Mid-season premiere. 7 p.m., CBS
The Simpsons: Mid-season premiere. 7 p.m., Fox
Bob’s Burgers: Mid-season premiere. 7:30 p.m., Fox
Family Guy: Mid-season premiere. 8 p.m., Fox
NCIS: Los Angeles: Mid-season premiere. 8 p.m., CBS
Madam Secretary: Mid-season premiere. 9 p.m., CBS