So, we finally know what American Horror Story is all about this year — and more on that soon, promise. But one thing they didn’t give us last night was a preview. We’re here to fix that:
Vulture has created a calculator to determine exactly how many hours of your life you’ll be committing to fall television. And it’s not pretty. I can’t … I can’t even talk about what my number was.
Bloodline will come to the end of the line on Netflix after its third season. It is only the third series Netflix has cancelled for those of you keeping count.
USA’s newest genre-bending series, Falling Water, debuts on October 13th. Here’s a look at what it is all about.
Ramsay Bolton’s death scene was supposed to be much worse but was deemed “was too gruesome even by Thrones standards” and they pulled it a back a bit. WHAT ON EARTH COULD BE DEEMED TOO GRUESOME BY THRONES STANDARDS?
Spoiler alert: It sounds like Game of Thrones is filming (roll over to reveal) a battle scene in Spain that will probably involve Unsullied and Dothraki.
Hey! Congratulations to 12-year-old Grace VanderWaal for winning America’s Got Talent. And as my own 12-year-old said to my 15-year-old, “She’s 12. What have you done with your life?”
Sofia Vergara makes HOW MUCH? What must Julie Bowen think?
Here is a trailer for Woody Allen’s new Amazon series, Crisis in Six Scenes:
You might not know her by name, but you know Andrea Savage from Veep and Hotwives and Episodes. Still not ringing a bell? How about this helpful description: “An American comedic actress, writer and producer, Andrea Kristen Savage is popular as Andrea Savage with numerous fans and followers. She was born in Santa Monica on February 20, 1973, California. Born with white ethnicity, Andrea Kristen was very decent since her childhood days … Talented Andrea Savage has her career as beautiful as she is. Standing tall with the height of five feet eight inches, Andrea has climbed the summit of success by receiving wonderful earnings and by being surrounded by numerous fans and followers. According to some sources, her net worth is estimated to be $500 thousand dollars. Hot and sexy actress Andrea Savage is very active in different social networking sites like Facebook, twitter and Instagram.” Anyway, she’s getting her own show produced by Will Ferrell, Adam McKay and Lonely Island over on TruTV. I can only hope it is as hilarious as that biography.
In other development news:
- NBC has bought a high-concept procedural drama called Dreamer.
- FOX bought a buddy cop drama from McG in which one of the cops is actually an imaginary buddy. OK.
- ABC bought a comedy about twins based on the documentary Twinsters.
- CBS bought the single-camera comedy The Year of Living Biblically from Johnny Galecki.
- ABC bought another FBI drama, Deception, from some magician named David Kwong, about a magician-turned-FBI-agent. OK.
WATCH THIS
Project Runway: Make it work. The 90-minute season premiere. 8 p.m., Lifetime
Beauty and the Beast: In the series finale, Cat and Vincent make the ultimate sacrifice. 8 p.m., The CW
Late Night: Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: Donald Trump, Norm Macdonald, Kiiara Late Night with Seth Meyers: Sen. Bernie Sanders, Shailene Woodley, Young the Giant, Matt Garstka The Late Show with Stephen Colbert: Tracee Ellis Ross, Andrew Rannells, Mac Miller & Anderson.Paak The Late Late Show with James Corden: Jimmy Kimmel, Patrick Dempsey, Renee Zellweger, CL Conan: Danny McBride, Regina Hall, Colvin & Earle The Daily Show: Bill Clinton Watch What Happens Live: Carol Burnett
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ABC | Grey’s Anatomy (repeat) |
Grey’s Anatomy (repeat) |
How to Get Away With Murder (repeat) |
CBS | Thursday Night Football: Jets at Bills (live) |
CW | D.C.’s Legends of Tomorrow (repeat) |
Beauty and the Beast (new — SERIES FINALE) |
News/Local |
FOX | Rosewood (repeat) |
Bones (repeat) |
News/Local |
NBC | Superstore (repeat) |
Superstore (repeat) |
Superstore (repeat) |
Superstore (repeat) |
Chicago Med (repeat) |