MONDAY
Murder Before Evensong: A British rector must investigate the murder of one of his parishioners in this new cozy murder mystery starring Neville Longbottom. Series premiere. Acorn TV
Death in Apartment 603: What Happened to Ellen Greenberg?: This is a super weird case: a 27-year-old school teacher was found dead with 20 stab wounds and multiple bruises, only to have her death ruled a suicide. Series premiere. Hulu
Barbie: Gotta say, it sure feels like we’re living under the Ken rule right now. 8:34 p.m., Cinemax
TUESDAY
On Brand with Jimmy Fallon: In this new infomercial series, Jimmy Fallon and a team of “creatives” create product placement marketing plans for big brands. Cool. Series premiere. 7 p.m., NBC
Chad Powers: In this new series based on the Eli Manning commercials, Glen Powell stars as a cocky football player who gets kicked off his college team, so he disguises himself as “Chad Powers” and walks onto a struggling NFL team. It’s the Ted Lasso of the NFL. Series premiere. Hulu
Prime Minister: A look at New Zealand’s young prime minister, Jacinda Ardern. We could have had nice things, too. ~sobs~ Premiere. 8 p.m., HBO
Jimmy Kimmel Live! and The Late Show with Stephen Colbert: With Jimmy Kimmel in Brooklyn all week, the two politically-targeted hosts will guest on each other’s shows tonight. 10:30 p.m., ABC & CBS
WEDNESDAY
Shifting Gears: Patricia Richardson, Richard Karn, and Debbe Dunning guest star for a Home Improvement mini-reunion. Season premiere. 7 p.m., ABC
Abbott Elementary: New faces and big changes await in the new school year. Season premiere. 7:30 p.m., ABC
Chicago Med: A family of survivors from a house fire arrives at Gaffney. Season premiere. 7 p.m., NBC
Chicago Fire: A new member of the team creates tension in the season premiere. 8 p.m., NBC
Chicago P.D.: Voight teams up to take a killer off the streets. Season premiere. 9 p.m., NBC
Love is Blind: Good luck and Godspeed, citizens of Denver. Season premiere. Netflix
Play Dirty: Mark Wahlberg and LaKeith Stanfield star in this film as a pair of criminal partners who have a shot at the biggest heist of their career. Premiere. Prime Video
Ghost Adventures: It’s spooky season, SO LET’S GET OUR SPOOKY ON! 30th season premiere. 9 p.m., Discovery
THURSDAY
E.B. White’s Charlotte’s Web: I’m not convinced we needed another adaptation of Charlotte’s Web, much less a limited series, but here we are. Series premiere. HBO Max
Air India Crash: Declassified: A look into June’s deadly Air India crash, in which both fuel switches were found to be in “cut-off” position. Series premiere. HBO Max
Jeepers Creepers: Justin Long and Gina Philips star in this now cult-classic horror film about a laundry-sniffing, truck-driving, hibernating monster. 9 p.m., AMC
FRIDAY
The Lost Bus: Matthew McConaughey and America Ferrera star in the true story about a bus driver and a teacher who saved a bus full of children from the deadly 2018 Camp Fire. Premiere. Apple TV+
Monster: The Ed Gein Story: If you don’t know anything about Ed Gein, let me just say, BRACE YOURSELF. This is going to possibly be one of the most disturbing true crime stories you’ve ever heard, a story so horrific it inspired several of our scariest horror films, including Psycho, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, and The Silence of the Lambs. Series premiere. Netflix
Steve: Cillian Murphy stars as the headmaster of a school for boys with behavioral problems in this new film. Premiere. Netflix
V/H/S: Halloween: The eighth installment of the V/H/S/ films is here. Premiere. Shudder
SATURDAY
Saturday Night Live: Bad Bunny & Djoa Cat. Season premiere. 10:30 p.m., NBC
Bring Her Back: A pair of orphaned siblings find themselves in the center of an occult ritual by their foster mother in this horror film. 7 p.m., HBO
Austin City Limits: Finneas, Billie Eilish’s brother and collaborator, opens the season. Season premiere. 11 p.m., PBS (in Houston; check your local listings)
SUNDAY
A Grammy Salute to Cyndi Lauper: Live from the Hollywood Bowl: An all-star concert celebrating the timeless Cyndi Lauper. Premiere. 7 p.m., CBS
The Gold: This new series tells the story of the 1983 Brink’s-Mat heist of some $26 million worth of gold bullion, diamonds, and cash. Premiere. 9 p.m., PBS
The Real Housewives of Potomac: Season premiere. 7 p.m., Bravo