MONDAY
The Bachelor: Who will Grant choose and then dump in 6 months? 7 p.m., ABC
Blue Velvet: Dive into David Lynch’s brilliant fever dream. 8 p.m., HBO 2
Road House: As far as I’m concerned, there’s only one Road House, and it stars Houston’s own Patrick Swayze. 5:30 p.m., Sundance TV
TUESDAY
The Cleaning Lady: Ramona still has cards to play even with the FBI sniffing around. Spring premiere. 7 p.m., Fox
Alert: Missing Persons Unit: A collegiate women’s rowing team goes missing during practice in the season premiere. 8 p.m., Fox
The Irrational: Alec and Rose are pulled into the dangerous world of international espionage. Season finale. 9 p.m., NBC
Bad Romance: Second season premiere. 9 p.m., ABC
WEDNESDAY
The Studio: Seth Rogan stars in this new well-reviewed comedy as a newly appointed studio head who deals with narcissistic stars and craven corporate goons in an effort to get movies made. Series premiere. Apple TV+
Mythic Quest: Season four finale. Apple TV+
Side Quest: But good news, Mythic Quest fans: This new anthology series explores the employees, players, and fans whose lives are impacted by the game. Series premiere. Apple TV+
The Conners: Jackie considers suing the pharmaceutical company for Roseanne’s death in the final season premiere. 7 p.m., ABC
Million Dollar Secret: In this new competition series, a millionaire must hide their identity and evade elimination to keep his fortune. I am assuming this is the game’s money and not their actual money? Unclear. Series premiere. Netflix
Mufasa: The Lion King: Streaming premiere. Disney+
THURSDAY
Bosch: Legacy: Season premiere. Prime Video
A Complete Unknown: Streaming premiere. Hulu
Crime Nation: Second season finale. 8 p.m., The CW
FRIDAY
Mid-Century Modern: It’s the Golden Girls, but with gay men of different ages and I am for it. Series premiere. Hulu
Number One on the Call Sheet: Black actors and actresses discuss the joys and challenges of the business. Series premiere. Apple TV+
Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day: This book got me through childhood. Premiere. Disney+
SATURDAY
Saturday Night Live: Mikey Madison & Morgan Wallen 10:30 p.m., NBC
Queer: Daniel Craig stars as an American ex-patriot whose lonely life in Mexico is upended by a young student. 7 p.m., HBO
Inglourious Basterds: Because we could all use some anti-Nazi inspirational material right about now. 5:35 p.m., Showtime 2
SUNDAY
Mobland: Pierce Brosnon and Tom Hardy star as the heads of organized crime families fighting for power in a global crime syndicate in this new series from guy Ritchie. Series premiere. Paramount+
The Last Anniversary: A young woman gets drawn into a web of family secrets after inheriting a remote island home. Series premiere. Hulu
The Simpsons: Bart becomes a celebrity DJ in the spring premiere. 7 p.m., Fox
Call the Midwife: An apparent immaculate conception alarms the midwives in the season premiere. 7 p.m., PBS